Damn it. Now I dunno who does a better redneck impression, between you and the lady you quoted.I think I found a clue, Scooby.
And y'ain't spossed ta say ain't neither. Dang-it, Ah (I)am duh-umm.
In Redneck, they're both spelled the same way.
*suggests this rule should go for thread newbs and Tek*
Nothing personal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have an agenda. Are you gonna pound it into me?
You seem a little hostile, dude. Everything ok?Damn it. Now I dunno who does a better redneck impression, between you and the lady you quoted.
And what's the clue?
He's had very little sleep and seems to be a bit grouchy.
Ewwwwww, can I get some ketchup?
Cause Delux tastes fucking sweet.
Hits button*
Open wide.....
Simples
Hiya handsome tits.
Wanna dance in the living room? I have D'Angelo's Brown Sugar on.
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He's had very little sleep and seems to be a bit grouchy.
Ewwwwww, can I get some ketchup?
Cause Delux tastes fucking sweet.
Hits button*
I feel exactly the same.
Open wide.....
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Simples
Hiya handsome tits.
Wanna dance in the living room? I have D'Angelo's Brown Sugar on.
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/Drink_Pee_Repeat_Navy_Shirt.jpg
Bring it, hooch!
It goes with everything.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qgorOJ7kSpI/Sos9YzGfKdI/AAAAAAAAAm4/sPRUVtvrg9o/s400/ketchup.jpg
Haha! I will so whip your ass at this...then whip your ass for kinky fun.Bring it, hooch!
Just dropping by to leave you some love, or AIDS. Whatever.
Baby, you know how to make me quiver.Haha! I will so whip your ass at this...then whip your ass for kinky fun.
Mayo? Um....no. Don't eat the stuff.
Haha! I will so whip your ass at this...then whip your ass for kinky fun.
Mayo? Um....no. Don't eat the stuff.
Dewd....keep the salty balls, I prefer them covered in....uh, nevermind.Let's boogie, toots. You asked for Brown Sugar? Here I'm is...me and my chocolate salty ballz.
Quiver? Someone very close to me uses that word...I swoon, Day, I swoon.Baby, you know how to make me quiver.
Fine...how's about that butter sauce?
Dewd....keep the salty balls, I prefer them covered in....uh, nevermind.
Quiver? Someone very close to me uses that word...I swoon, Day, I swoon.
Fine...how's about that butter sauce?
Dewd....keep the salty balls, I prefer them covered in....uh, nevermind.
I neglect to use lube on you the one time, and now you're gonna bust my balls over it?He's had very little sleep and seems to be a bit grouchy.
Simples
Quiver? Someone very close to me uses that word...I swoon, Day, I swoon.
Great minds act (or react) alike.
Damn it. Now I dunno who does a better redneck impression, between you and the lady you quoted.
