This just in from John Kerry:

[zipman]

Captain Irrelevant once again bashes his head into the windmill...

Only you would be stupid enough to argue with a joke.


Seriously, just how fucking dumb are you?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Only you would be stupid enough to argue with a joke.


Seriously, just how fucking dumb are you?

Oh boy, there goes Captain Irrelevant getting bitch slapped by another windmill...

 

[zipman]

Oh boy, there goes Captain Irrelevant getting bitch slapped by another windmill...

What's next? Are you going to take on a "knock, knock" joke?

Maybe beat the shit out of a limerick?

Take it to real life with a pun?


You're so damn stupid you make the rest of the posters here look like rocket scientists in comparison.

Thanks for the laughs!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in Catholic school?

A: With a crowbar...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What's next? Are you going to take on a "knock, knock" joke?

Maybe beat the shit out of a limerick?

Take it to real life with a pun?


You're so damn stupid you make the rest of the posters here look like rocket scientists in comparison.

Thanks for the laughs!

Zitman, you're a retard. I'm not going to waste time arguing with a mental feeb like you. I'm always correct, you're always an idiot, and that's just how it is. Keep talking. I don't give a shit. I'm moving on.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

California's law for violent criminals: three strikes and you're out.


The Cardinal's law for pedophiling priests: three strikes and it's a free trip to Acapulco...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

In America, a pedophile gets tracked for life.

In the Catholic Church, a pedophile gets set up for life.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/J/R/bachelorpriest.jpg

 

[woody54]

That bitch needs to shut the fuck up considering that half of his priests make Ted Kennedy look like a saint. How many of his staff are under investigation for molesting boys?

What? No one's got shit to say to that? I thought so. I bet the laughing is over now, ain't it?

LOL, His Eminence the Pope, Mr Ratzenburger, spent many recent years politically orchestrating the protection of the army of pedophiles hidden within the ranks of the church.

He needs his fucking eyes burnt out, the crooked scumbag.

Still I suppose one has to accept the reality that the religious aspect is, after all, just a myth used to manipulate and control the sheeple. Notice how few are the religions that dont require money from their victims. That is a telling indictment on whether their intent is mercenary or moral protection.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LOL, His Eminence the Pope, Mr Ratzenburger, spent many recent years politically orchestrating the protection of the army of pedophiles hidden within the ranks of the church.

He needs his fucking eyes burnt out, the crooked scumbag.

Still I suppose one has to accept the reality that the religious aspect is, after all, just a myth used to manipulate and control the sheeple. Notice how few are the religions that dont require money from their victims. That is a telling indictment on whether their intent is mercenary or moral protection.

Ayup, he sent a shit load of 'em to Mexico: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929004/

And as for the money thing, well I keep saying, the devil really pulled a fast one with that whole Constantine thing...

 

[Cherry]

What's next? Are you going to take on a "knock, knock" joke?

Maybe beat the shit out of a limerick?

Take it to real life with a pun?


You're so damn stupid you make the rest of the posters here look like rocket scientists in comparison.

Thanks for the laughs!

HAHAHAAA Zippy!!!

Thank YOU for the laughs!

 

[zipman]

HAHAHAAA Zippy!!!

Thank YOU for the laughs!

You're welcome!

Even on Lit it's rare to see such a total display of stupidity as Loving Tongue demonstrated on this thread by arguing with a joke.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I gotta win, I gotta win, even if I gotta side with Kerry bashers or downcast neo cons, I gotta fucking win somehow!!!

^^^ edited for correctness.

 

[zipman]

^^^ edited for correctness.

Hey dumbass! Did you argue with any jokes today?


Bwahahahaha!

 

[Ham Murabi]

Hey dumbass! Did you argue with any jokes today?


Bwahahahaha!

Dumbass?
Zip, you are guilty of over-rating LT.

 

[zipman]

Dumbass?
Zip, you are guilty of over-rating LT.

When he started ranting against the joke I couldn't stop laughing.

It honestly was one of the funniest things I've seen on this board.

 

[Cherry]

When he started ranting against the joke I couldn't stop laughing.

It honestly was one of the funniest things I've seen on this board.

I'll second that emotion.

Of course, Zip egging him on made it even more hysterical.

 

[zipman]

I'll second that emotion.

Of course, Zip egging him on made it even more hysterical.

I know. In a way it was too damn easy but I couldn't resist. It's rare you find someone so willing to play the fool for your own amusement and not even realize it.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Dumbass?
Zip, you are guilty of over-rating LT.

You're such a sore pathetic loser. Keep talking, piggy, you already lost Congress like I said you would. At this rate you'll lose the Presidency, too.

Oh and pity about Kerry being named chairman of the Committee on Small Business and Entrepreneurship. I guess the Democrats thought your Cardinal joke was stupid, too.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/200611...to_lead_small_business_panel307_xml&printer=1

John Kerry to Lead Small Business Panel

Tue Nov 14, 6:02 PM ET

To: National Desk, Business Reporter

Contact: Kathryn Seck, 202-224-9431

WASHINGTON, Nov. 14 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Today Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) was named Chairman of the Committee on Small Business and Entrepreneurship for the 110th Congress. Kerry has served on the Committee for 21 years proving to be a tireless advocate for small businesses by working to increase access to capital, ensure small firms get their fair share of federal contracts, improve business development opportunities, and enact common sense tax proposals and small-business-friendly regulations. Following is a statement from Senator Kerry:

"Small businesses are the heart of the American economy and the place where American dreams rise and fall every day. I can't wait to lead the Committee on Small Business and Entrepreneurship so we can focus on really fighting for small businesses to have a fair shot, to increase competition, to foster innovation, and to drive our economy.

"There are countless challenges small businesses face today. Twenty seven million Americans without health insurance work for small businesses that can't afford to cover them. Minority and women entrepreneurs are growing in numbers, but the dollars they receive in small business loans has remained stagnant under the Bush Administration. Service disabled veteran owned businesses only received a mere 0.6 percent of federal contracts in 2005. And, while 80 percent of America's businesses are small firms, they aren't even getting the 23 percent of federal contracts they're entitled to under the law - but somehow Washington has been so upside down that big businesses have obtained nearly $2 billion in federal contracts that should have gone to small firms.

"Next year, we will change that and we will make Washington a friend of small business once again. We need to focus on making health care affordable for small businesses. We need to reduce the burden of paperwork and bureaucracy for small businesses. We need to remove the obstacles that minority, women and veteran entrepreneurs encounter. We need to promote tax incentives to encourage investment in small businesses and restore fairness in the tax code for small firms.

"Hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma revealed a need for serious reform of the SBA's Disaster Loan Program, so I will continue to push legislation that provides short-term relief for struggling businesses after a disaster and to cut through the red tape so that disaster victims get much-needed assistance quickly.

"As Chairman, I will look beyond the SBA for ways to foster the entrepreneurial spirit and assist small businesses across America. And, as I have in the past, I will continue to work across party lines to create sensible legislation that eases the burden on our entrepreneurs and helps them succeed."

Kerry has served as the senior Democrat on the Committee since 1997, serving as the Chair of the Committee in 2001-2002, and as Ranking Member from 1997-2001, and 2002-present. Earlier this year, Kerry was named as one of the entrepreneur's "best friends in Washington" by Inc. magazine.

A strong critic of the reduced funding for the SBA over the last five years, Kerry is fighting to preserve key programs at the SBA, including the popular 7(a) lending program, the Microloan program and Microloan technical assistance program, Women's Business Centers, and Small Business Development Centers, among others.

Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid also announced the rest of the Democratic Members on the Committee on Small Business and Entrepreneurship today. They are:
Sen. Carl Levin (news, bio, voting record) (D-Mich.)

Sen. Tom Harkin (news, bio, voting record) (D-Iowa)

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I/D-Conn.)

Sen. Mary Landrieu (news, bio, voting record) (D-La.)

Sen. Maria Cantwell (news, bio, voting record) (D-Wash.)

Sen. Evan Bayh (news, bio, voting record) (D-Ind.)

Sen. Mark Pryor (news, bio, voting record) (D-Ark.)

Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.)

Sen. John Tester (D-Mont.)

http://www.usnewswire.com/

 

[Le Jacquelope]

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[Ham Murabi]

You're such a sore pathetic loser. Keep talking, piggy, you already lost Congress like I said you would. At this rate you'll lose the Presidency, too.

Oh and pity about Kerry being named chairman of the Committee on Small Business and Entrepreneurship. I guess the Democrats thought your Cardinal joke was stupid, too.

I lost Congress? Hmmm, did someone think to look behind the fridge?
Kerry leading the committee on small business and entrepreneurship makes sense, particularly if one of the entrepreneurship subcommittees deals with marrying wealthy women. Kerry's experience in that regard would be invaluable to the committee's work.
I weep no tears for Republicans who lost. At some point in the future my kind of Republicans, those who favor small government, less intrusion and fiscal responsibility, will be back in the majority.
And if a Democrat is president, or an actual conservative Republican, we might see some fiscal responsibility.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I lost Congress? Hmmm, did someone think to look behind the fridge?
Kerry leading the committee on small business and entrepreneurship makes sense, particularly if one of the entrepreneurship subcommittees deals with marrying wealthy women. Kerry's experience in that regard would be invaluable to the committee's work.
I weep no tears for Republicans who lost. At some point in the future my kind of Republicans, those who favor small government, less intrusion and fiscal responsibility, will be back in the majority.
And if a Democrat is president, or an actual conservative Republican, we might see some fiscal responsibility.

Blah blah blah. You lost big time this election. And it wasn't just due to your jaw droppingly stupid jokes about Kerry being condemned by a Cardinal - the most pedophile scandal ridden class of people in America. It wasn't just your years of screw-the-worker rhetoric. It wasn't even just your eye poppingly stupid AIDS remarks or your "truckers should drive 12 hours a day" bullshit.

It was all of the above.

Your view points have utterly alienated me... and I am representative of most of America. There's no debating that now. The elections have spoken.

You weep, alright. You weep bitterly. The laissez-faire corporate state machine has taken a major setback.

And your animosity towards Kerry is due to the fact that he can bag a rich woman, and no one who makes as much as a waitress' salary would touch you with a 10 foot pole unless it was to ram it up your exposed ass.

Oh, you'll get fiscal responsibility now. You'll get the lower deficits and less intrusion, but not in the way that you want it. All the citizens will get a voice now and all the privacy intrusions that you need to make a profit will be nearest the water line. Say hello to data warehouse regulations. Say hello to Patriot Act rollbacks. Say hello to major attacks on offshoring. Say hello to more jobs coming back to America, higher paychecks and more economic circulation, more spending, less bankruptcies and thus lower national debt as we grow our way out of this mess.

Yup, that means the Democrats are going to fix this mess. And my grandkids will be collecting social security by the time any strain of Republicans get a majority of anything beyond the office of county dog catcher.

Can you feel a brand new day?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Your view points have utterly alienated me... and I am representative of most of America. There's no debating that now. The elections have spoken.

I seriously doubt you are representative of 20 percent of the Litsters who post on a regular basis, much less a majority of America.
The pendulum has shifted after 12 years. Big deal. The change, historically, is par for the course after six years in the White House. You might take a look at what happened after Bill Clinton was in office two years.
Here's what I care about: Fiscal responsibility and protecting the border. The Republicans couldn't offer either, to me or the majority of voters.
I'm still trying to figure out the Democrats' platform. Perhaps you can enlighten us. When you screw up like the Republicans have, you don't need one.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And Ham Murabi slam dunks himself through the hoops yet again...

I seriously doubt you are representative of 20 percent of the Litsters who post on a regular basis, much less a majority of America.

Funny, how you say that and yet the polls point to all the things I said was going wrong with the Bush administration and conservatism in general.

Me, I can walk with my head up high and sing it loud about who I am and what I stand for, in public, and get a witness.

Can you? Oh, sure you can. By backpedaling and softening your stance, of course.

The pendulum has shifted after 12 years. Big deal. The change, historically, is par for the course after six years in the White House. You might take a look at what happened after Bill Clinton was in office two years.

Speaking of historical, exactly how long had the Democrats dominated Congress before that generations long Republican reign of error? Jes axin'.

Here's what I care about: Fiscal responsibility and protecting the border. The Republicans couldn't offer either, to me or the majority of voters.
I'm still trying to figure out the Democrats' platform. Perhaps you can enlighten us. When you screw up like the Republicans have, you don't need one.

Oh, you care about a lot more than that. You've even shown it. This is a solid example of you shoving your more extremist points of view under the carpet in hopes that n00bs and readers with short term memories will not notice.

Say hello to mister spotlight.

You have shown no regard for the concept of job security - a critical factor for workers with families. You've said that when you started jawing about how everyone needs to play career musical chairs and "adapt" every 5 or so years (which is how fast things are moving now).

Your quixotic defense of offshoring has been without exception and without any semblance of pity for the working class.

Your views about lengthening the 8 hour working day - which has never been proven to be productive - is a matter of record.

Your incessant rantings about "clean burning coal plants" is legend to those who read it.

You believe AIDS is an anal sex issue and not a vaginal sex issue - and outside of Oral Roberts U, you ain't gonna find a single doctor that doesn't cringe when you talk about that issue.

Your rantings about John Kerry are almost entirely without merit, and they show you to be nothing but a pussy assed whiner because Kerry could marry up in the world, and you can't.

And if I had a dollar for every time you dissed Bush and the Republican Party on the GB, well, I'd probably be able to get a cup of coffee with the proceeds. Probably.


The fact is, you're a die hard apologist for the corporate state. "Fiscal responsibility" to you means something far different to the rest of the world.