This is too Funny: Imagine Being A Democrat Troll...

[score_keeper]

...who takes a day off from posting just to post about how many other times other people have posted? Can you imagine that being your life? Try to imagine that life for the second it takes...

• First: Contrive the plan - your big, 'That'll hurt those guys right in the feels,' plan. Most likely you've had this plan running for years...years! Can you imagine that? I mean, really?
• Second: Take an entire holiday off from posting on one, yet most likely, many more forums with that plan in mind while thinking of your brilliant plan.
• Third: Imagine you're nearing 50 years of age.
• Fourth: Imagine you're a democrat who has never married.
• Fifth: Imagine you're an anti-social incel - do you feel pathetic yet?
• Sixth: Imagine on July 5th, you enact your Troll post and wait with baited breath and clasped hands for the responses of the people you're trolling.
• Seventh: Imagine hoping someone, anyone, acknowledges your existence by makes another thread about your thread, only it's not full of embarrassing insight into your life like this thread, but full of wrath and bile so you can feel validated.
  [*]Eight: Imagine sitting at home on July 4th, refreshing your screen just so you can count conservative posts in real time, while probably holding a sparkler in your left hand.
• Last: Imagine how unsatisfying that life must be.

I was going to post some threads highlighting how inefficient and pathetic democrats are, but seeing a democrat attempt to Troll did the job for me.

Thank you, D-party Lit Trolls, you gave me a good laugh today.

 

[ShyBiGuy954]

...who takes a day off from posting just to post about how many other times other people posted? Can you imagine that being your life? Try to imagine that life for the second it takes...

• First: Contrive the plan - your big, 'That'll hurt those guys right in the feels,' plan. Most likely you've had this plan running for years...years! Can you imagine that? I mean, really?
• Second: Take an entire holiday off from posting on one, yet most likely, many more forums, with that plan in mind, while thinking of your brilliant plan.
• Third: Imagine you're nearing 50 years of age.
• Fourth: Imagine you're a democrat who has never married.
• Fifth: Imagine you're an anti-social incel - do you feel pathetic yet?
• Sixth: Imagine on July 5th, you enact your Troll post and wait with baited breath and clasped hands for the responses of the people you're trolling.
• Seventh: Imagine hoping someone, anyone, acknowledges your existence by makes another thread about your thread, only it's not full of embarrassing insight into your life like this thread, but wrath and bile so you can feel validated.
  [*]Eight: Imagine sitting at home on July 4th, refreshing your screen just you can count conservative posts in real time, while probably holding "your dick" in your left hand.
• Last: Imagine how unsatisfying that life must be.

I was going to post some threads highlighting how inefficient and pathetic democrats are, but seeing a democrat attempt to Troll did the job for me.

Thank you, D-party Lit Trolls, you gave me a good laugh today.

There, fixed it! lol

 

[LukSkyFokker]

...who takes a day off from posting just to post about how many other times other people posted? Can you imagine that being your life? Try to imagine that life for the second it takes...

• First: Contrive the plan - your big, 'That'll hurt those guys right in the feels,' plan. Most likely you've had this plan running for years...years! Can you imagine that? I mean, really?
• Second: Take an entire holiday off from posting on one, yet most likely, many more forums, with that plan in mind, while thinking of your brilliant plan.
• Third: Imagine you're nearing 50 years of age.
• Fourth: Imagine you're a democrat who has never married.
• Fifth: Imagine you're an anti-social incel - do you feel pathetic yet?
• Sixth: Imagine on July 5th, you enact your Troll post and wait with baited breath and clasped hands for the responses of the people you're trolling.
• Seventh: Imagine hoping someone, anyone, acknowledges your existence by makes another thread about your thread, only it's not full of embarrassing insight into your life like this thread, but wrath and bile so you can feel validated.
  [*]Eight: Imagine sitting at home on July 4th, refreshing your screen just you can count conservative posts in real time, while probably holding a sparkler in your left hand.
• Last: Imagine how unsatisfying that life must be.

I was going to post some threads highlighting how inefficient and pathetic democrats are, but seeing a democrat attempt to Troll did the job for me.

Thank you, D-party Lit Trolls, you gave me a good laugh today.

Imagine making multiple vanity threads for an entire group of people you don't like and then troll them daily on the internet.

That's you, dipshit. All you.

 

[score_keeper]

Do you think pointing out, and laughing at, people's pathetic inefficiency is putting them on a pedestal?

Oy vey.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Do you think pointing out, and laughing at, people's pathetic inefficiency is putting them on a pedestal?

Oy vey.

Yes.

Luk: 1
s.k.: -4,869

 

[renard_ruse]

These radical leftists on here literally have a political circle jerk with each other all day on this minor sub-forum on an anachronistic porn site.

At least when politics was on the GB some undecided and apolitical people might have seen it. Now they are just Toobin' with each other. I guess if it makes them happy thats all that matters. At least they aren't out looting a Target or burning down a police station.

 

[coati]

Boy, the Deplorable "American patriots" sure are butthurt over Rory documenting their recent "4th of July celebration" here on Lit.

Well, I suppose if you have no ties to family and a local community in real life, spreading propaganda in the virtual world during major holidays is a way to express your resentments with a little less instantaneous feedback from those who defeated your cult leader during the last Presidential election.

But, my oh my, how the butthurt now continues when someone simply points out this behavior!

 

[score_keeper]

Speaking of butthurt, a democrat troll makes one of the most pathetic posts I've ever seen on a forum, and you defend them?

That's a whole lot of butthurt directed at my thread that points out how pathetic that troll attempt was.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Speaking of butthurt, a democrat troll makes one of the most pathetic posts I've ever seen on a forum, and you defend them?

That's a whole lot of butthurt directed at my thread that points out how pathetic that troll attempt was.

I thought you were a 45 supporter.