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[MidgetClown]

Let's get to the knitty gritty about your sex problems right away.

Next caller please...

"Yes, this is Doctor Ruth. How may I help you?"

 

[MidgetClown]

I thought you were dead.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[MidgetClown]

Read my lips Dr. Ruth, "This is my territory. Stay the fuck out."

 

[MidgetClown]

Yes Dr. Ruth, I have a question for you.

I am eighteen years old and my mother likes to tease me.

She frequently walks around the house naked.

I took this picture of her yesterday when she came home from work.

At the time, I was playing a computer game, but decided to chase her.

She immediately ran to her bedroom and slammed the door shut.

Why is she tormenting me like this?

 

[MidgetClown]

Yes Dr. Ruth, I have a question for you.

I am eighteen years old and my mother likes to tease me.

She frequently walks around the house naked.

I took this picture of her yesterday when she came home from work.

At the time, I was playing a computer game, but decided to chase her.

She immediately ran to her bedroom and slammed the door shut.

Why is she tormenting me like this?

Hey Butthead, how much are doors at Home Depot?

"I don't know. Probably about fifty bucks."

Hey, let's send that guy a gift certificate for a new door. I would like to see him break into his mother's room and fuck her."

"Okay, let's do it."

 

[XdOu™]

that ol lady needs colgate fosure