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Who's challenging that guy to beat the previous record by at least double? This chick.
....This Guy.....
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Who's challenging that guy to beat the previous record by at least double? This chick.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. This guy is firmly in the one and done camp.
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That guy is a liar.
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Fine. Then it's ^^that chick's turn to lie down.
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Isn't that how that guy got the scars on his knees in the first place?
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No. They're from ^that chick saying, "I"m almost there. I'm almost there. Just one more minute." for hours.
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Who fell for that every time? That guy
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Didn't ^that chick already establish this guy is easy?
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Who didn't know easy and gullible meant the same thing? This chick
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Fine, this guy won't fall for the, "wow, it's dark in here." again.
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Well, it was. It's not this chick's fault you had to see for yourself.
But this guy couldn't see. He had to feel around. This guy was totally surprised with what he found.
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That guy is so full of himself. It's cute, in that really fucking annoying sort of way.
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That guy is so full of himself. It's cute, in that really fucking annoying sort of way.
Who's just jealous she isn't full of this guy? ^^that chick
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Who knows it's not that far off? Both this chick and that guy
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Who never gets tired of being proven right? this guy
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Who misses that guy? This chick
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This guy could stare at ^^^that AV for hours
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Who's thinking that guy did just that today? This chick
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Can ^^that chick really blame this guy? This guy was naked, ^^that chick was at work, things happen.
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This chick was only gone for 5 hours....5 hours. Geez.
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That's like three months in horny guy time. But this guy was somewhat productive in that time. I did braid my ass hair.
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This chick will have to hide that guy's scotch next time.
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But this scotch is supper awesome. ^^that chick should get this guy drunk and take advantage of him.
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So, that guy has to be drunk to have sex with me....awesome self esteem booster.
