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His Snarky Porcupine
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Who can't dance without moving his lips...if you know what I mean? This guy.
Who's shamelessly plugging his own threads again? ^^That guy.
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Who can't dance without moving his lips...if you know what I mean? This guy.
Who's shamelessly plugging his own threads again? ^^That guy.
Who'd like me to be shamelessly plugging her? ^^^^this chick.
Who's actually correct for a change?? ^^That guy
Who just did is naked dance? This guy
Who just did is naked dance? This guy

Who has way too many smilies just hanging around? ^^^this chick
Hey, back off the smilies. You're just jelly cuz they get to see me nekkid and you don't.![]()
Oh, and who's still giggling? This chick.
Who's had too much to drink without me there to help her to bed? ^^^^this chick
Who wouldn't be sleeping if you helped me into bed?? ^^That guy and this chick.
Who needs you awake for what I have in store for you? Not this guy.
Then next time, let this chick sleep through the 3 am shindig. And seriously, cut the toenails, those scratches were hard to explain since I don't own a cat....
Who told you that position wouldn't work? This guy
Who wanted to try them all?? ^^That guy.
Who'd blame me? Nobody
Wrong, this chick would and did.
Who thinks ^^^that chick doesn't get to have an opinion on this subject? This guy.
Who thinks ^^that guy is seriously delusional? This chick.
Who thinks seriously doesn't belong in any sentence describing me? This guy

Then allow me to rephrase, completely delusional.
Who said I needed permission?? Oh wait, ^^that guy
Who doesn't know boobies needs guidance? Apparently, just ^^^^this chick
Who's almost ready to snuggle in? This chick.
Who sucks at snuggling? This guy