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From what you've said so far, non-erotic seems the best choice.
I dunno, it's bringing back memories of the dial-up modem days, the heightened sense of anticipation, never knowing whether you could actually connect and get to the porn sites, waiting for pages to load, the anxiety of getting randomly chucked off....
 
I dunno, it's bringing back memories of the dial-up modem days, the heightened sense of anticipation, never knowing whether you could actually connect and get to the porn sites, waiting for pages to load, the anxiety of getting randomly chucked off....
...the Pavlovian response of arousal when you hear that WheeeeeeeeeeeeeuhhhhhhhhhEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEuhhhhhhh modem noise. Modulation demodulation, baby. Yeah.

Okay. Fetish?
 
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or it's a phone randomly typing shit while sitting in a pocket and someone is working their ass off in a kitchen.
 
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