Things you shouldn't yell at the point of orgasm!

[Deleted member 3041612]

What's Your Credit Score!?!?

 

[seth6138]

Cum here often?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Zzzzzzzakhawwwwk! khhhhaaaaaaaaack! I've got to spit!

 

[SophieUK]

^^^ funny (not swallow!)

Hold on... that condom wrapper is still sealed...

 

[JediSurfer]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

 

[SophieUK]

Practically perfect in every way...
(In an English voice)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I need to take a shit bad!!!

 

[SophieUK]

Ahh ... I
Ooh.... think
Ehh.... the
Mm..... other
Eee..... girl
Ooo.... shit
Aghh... the
Umph.. bed

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Where is that TV remote?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Oh sweet mystery of life at last I found you

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hang on, I gotta get this call.

Santa Claus is coming!!!!

Hey! That's my line!

 

[Just_Jen]

Fire in the hole!

 

[Porkwarrior]

Fire in the hole!

LOL omg I think I did that in my 20's....



"Can you finish, I need to fart."

 

[Just_Jen]

Roller coaster of love

 

[Firedog78]

Khan!!!!

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

"Keep Going Melissa" when your are with your wife who is called Liliana

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Shazam! (in a Gomer Pyle voice)

 

[kurrginatorX]

Khan!!!!

Great.

Uh-Oh! Spaghetti-o's

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Touchdown!!!

 

[aim2plz412]

Oops...

 

[ChattyMikey]

I've got cramp!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

*screaming out someone else's name*

 

[kurrginatorX]

"Mommy, I'm sorry!"

 

[Mav Unlimited]

What...was...your...name...agaaaaaiiinn

 

[Mei5ter]

"The British are coming!"

(stolen shamelessly a few months ago)