Things you shouldn't yell at the point of orgasm!

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sleepy time now!

 

[Just_Jen]

Ka-blamo!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It STINGS! I really need to get this checked...

 

[Just_Jen]

Release the Kraken!

 

[DarkSimian]

"Attention passengers, prepare for landing."

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

Hold the door, hold the door!!

GoT fans will get this

 

[bluebill0422]

And...he....SCORES!!!!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Expelliarmus!!!

 

[newrandomperson]

I think I cannot get it back out...

 

[mnbreastluver]

There’s a spider in your hair.

 

[surrenderedfaith]

There’s a spider in your hair.

oh my God that is just MEAN!!!

lol.

I had one... oh...

"Oh SHIT! The stove is still on!"

 

[Jada59]

It's not over till the fat lady sings!

 

[kurrginatorX]

It's not over till the fat lady sings!

1500! Yes!! I beat Mom's record!!!

 

[Just_Jen]

Santa Claus is coming!!!!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hail Satan!

 

[Esslemont]

The baby’s coming!

 

[ashesatwork]

is that it?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Sigh, get off me already.

 

[Billsexpot]

Yo-yo ma!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

The Force is strong with this one!!!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Oh, my bursitis

 

[Just_Jen]

Get out!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Batter Batter Batter

 

[Acktion]

https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/yub-nub.jpg

 

[SophieUK]

“Did I remember to put the bins out?”