Things you shouldn't yell at the point of orgasm!

[Bill_Cosplay]

I don't want to die alone.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

B52! B52!

(Awkward but funny story- a recording of the Star Spangled Banner played at my dad's funeral. He was in the military. It was a VERY OLD recording that had a man yelling B52, B52 at the beginning of it before the music began)

 

[munch2much]

White sauce is ready chef

 

[John_Q_Public]

Number 1, prepare for saucer separation!

 

[jasonmason]

My other lover is tighter than this.

 

[keatonb]

Tell the waiter I’ll order in a minute

 

[Ginmill72]

That'll do.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

That's it?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I Have To Peeeeee.....

 

[13Fantasies]

She was 18, officer, I swear!

 

[MaryanneB]

The wrong name....

 

[SleepyJames]

The wrong name....

Actually done that

 

[DeckardNYC]

Thar she blows!

 

[The__Boss]

Tea or coffee?

 

[SAFblonde]

Let’s make a deal!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Banzai!

 

[keatonb]

Damn, I just missed my bus stop!

 

[Jaime_H]

Brace yourself....!

 

[Shi_One81]

Kelly Clarkson!

 

[munch2much]

Oh! You said drum for me?!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Yahtzee!

 

[Ginmill72]

Next,

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Next,

Thank u, next

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I LOVE this commercial!

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

Here come the babies!