Things You Lie About

[wigglezism]

(oh god I'm new here am I doing this right? I apologize for any trespasses I make, this has just been tearing at my mind for awhile.)

What are some things you tell your partner in any form of intercourse? (or intimate interactions ie. phone sex or sexting. those types of things.)

The standard white lies that are said to make them feel better about themselves.

I think the only one I've done is tell someone that their package was very well endowed.

 

[Wok]

(oh god I'm new here am I doing this right? I apologize for any trespasses I make, this has just been tearing at my mind for awhile.)

What are some things you tell your partner in any form of intercourse? (or intimate interactions ie. phone sex or sexting. those types of things.)

The standard white lies that are said to make them feel better about themselves.

I think the only one I've done is tell someone that their package was very well endowed.

Yay for you. What do you want, a cookie?

 

[wigglezism]

Not really, brownies are quite enough, but thank you for the offer.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yay for you. What do you want, a cookie?

You've got cookies?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

You've got cookies?

that was a lie. fucking thread.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

that was a lie. fucking thread.

There's no harm in asking.

 

[wigglezism]

There's no harm in asking.

Unless it is raisin cookies being passed about. Those have to be the worst things on earth. Right next muffins with "chocolate chips" which are really raisins!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Unless it is raisin cookies being passed about. Those have to be the worst things on earth. Right next muffins with "chocolate chips" which are really raisins!

Oh. My. God! Are you serious? Or is this another of your damned lies?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Not really, brownies are quite enough, but thank you for the offer.

Don't mind Wok, he's not always grumpy.

 

[wigglezism]

We don't believe in raisin products here, ma'am.

 

[richard_daily]

miss_ann_thrope lies about being a woman.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[Liar]

(oh god I'm new here am I doing this right? I apologize for any trespasses I make, this has just been tearing at my mind for awhile.)

What are some things you tell your partner in any form of intercourse? (or intimate interactions ie. phone sex or sexting. those types of things.)

The standard white lies that are said to make them feel better about themselves.

I think the only one I've done is tell someone that their package was very well endowed.

Whatever I say when she asks "What are you thinking?"

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Don't mind Wok, he's not always grumpy.

He's that Potter's guy.

 

[wigglezism]

miss_ann_thrope lies about being a woman.

No, it can't be!

 

[WeedSmoke420]

<---- never lies.

 

[wigglezism]

I don't know what to believe anymore.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

I don't know what to believe anymore.

lol... blame obama

 

[lovetoread]

I've only lied about myself.

I'm really a man.

 

[wigglezism]

lol... blame obama

but he's beautiful. We can't blame the beautiful, come on man! Haven't you listened to society?

 

[kotori]

I don't know what to believe anymore.

Oh now. Just never believe anything and you'll do fine.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've only lied about myself.

I'm really a man.

I want to suck your cock.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Show us your tits.

 

[KarlC]

You are my son and I want to know something.

Are you having a sexual relationship with your mother.

"No Dad, I am not."

Well, how do you explain this picture!

"Dad, it obviously a photo that someone altered."

Okay, but don't let it happen again.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Show us your tits.

Show us you're nuts.