Things not to do in a porn store.

[Sillyman]

Do not fence with the dildos. The store staff has seen it before and it's not funny.

 

[Kitte]

I was actually informed at my porn store there is no hitting

 

[lisalove]

I've never been to a porn store. I think it would be a little scary, you know with all those dirty old men jerking off in the isles.

That's what happens at porn stores, right?

 

[weed]

I've never been to a porn store. I think it would be a little scary, you know with all those dirty old men jerking off in the isles.

That's what happens at porn stores, right?

They do that in there?

(Gets out yellow pages....p....p....)

 

[calypso_21]

I was actually informed at my porn store there is no hitting

But they did encourage touching...and trying everything out before you buy!!

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I've never been to a porn store. I think it would be a little scary, you know with all those dirty old men jerking off in the isles.

That's what happens at porn stores, right?

there are some really nice women=oriented erotica stores out there...in boston and in nyc at the very least. go to grandopening or grandopenings.com for the boston stores webpage.

I personally find it a bad idea to declare it's been so long since you're been laid you barely remember how it's done. It tends to draw attention to you that you might not want.

 

[Sillyman]

They aren't all skanky. Most I have been in were full of various highly embarrassed people trying to make a quick purchase and get out of there before the aforementioned dirty old men came into the place.

 

[weed]

I wouldn't mind checking out a store oriented to women....a couple steps beyond Victoria's Secrets.

But I guess I should still walk in like I know just what I'm doing, right?

 

[Kitte]

That's what happens at porn stores, right?

.

I actually Love my porn store..had a great discussion with a couple of other patrons the other night about the benefits of different whips and paddles and how strap ons are not made for more rubenesque women. This womens gf and Ezarc kept looking at us like we were whacko and they were blushing like mad! It was a blast!

 

[MechaBlade]

No foul language, people. Have some class.

Did you see the size of that marital aid that he was shoving into her rectum while orally pleasuring the hemophroditic gentleman?

 

[Saytur]

I've never been to a porn store. I think it would be a little scary, you know with all those dirty old men jerking off in the isles.

That's what happens at porn stores, right?

Do I ever have a story for you!

 

[lickerish]

strap ons are not made for more rubenesque women.

they're not?

I learn something new everyday

 

[Saytur]

But they did encourage touching...and trying everything out before you buy!!

Baby didn't you already know you don't hit on people in an pornateria?

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Damn I can't wait to become one of those dirty old men and not give a shit.

But for now I'll just make my purchases quickly before anyone notices me.

 

[hogjack]

I go into porn shops for

...the atmosphere.

There are a lot of nice, interesting people to meet.

Just don't shake hands.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I personally find it a bad idea to declare it's been so long since you're been laid you barely remember how it's done. It tends to draw attention to you that you might not want.

 

[penguindance]

 

[hogjack]

Sticky wicket

The floors are kinda sticky.

I think it's just the humidity.

 

[Lord Emu]

I have been meaning to check out a porn shop there are plenty around where I live. At first I felt like to much of a pervert to go in but after recently buying some movies from rather public places I don't think it would bother me to check one of these shops out now.

 

[Sillyman]

The floor was probably sticky because porn stores tend to be understaffed, so they don't get the chance to mop. Any floor gets sticky given enough time.

 

[Rhys]

There is a Porn superstore on Tropicana and Valley View that is clean, well lit, and sadly, not the least bit seedy. Most of the clientele there are women interestingly enough, so its a great place to go. The funniest thing I ever saw there was the little old lady at the counter instructing this young, blushing woman on how to care for and clean her newly purchased vibrator. This being Las Vegas and all, they are quite big on the customer service. The lady even opened the package and supplied the young women with batteries, and even showed her how to replace them once she had worn them out.


I was vastly amused.

 

[phrodeau]

Do not open lubricant samples.

Do not line up the video boxes and knock them down like dominoes.

Do not prod the inflatable mannequins.

Do not purchase edible lingerie and eat it in the store.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: Things not to do in a porn store.

Do not purchase edible lingerie and eat it in the store.

What if you are really, really hungry?

 

[hogjack]

Yes

There is a Porn superstore on Tropicana and Valley View that is clean, well lit, and sadly, not the least bit seedy. Most of the clientele there are women interestingly enough, so its a great place to go. The funniest thing I ever saw there was the little old lady at the counter instructing this young, blushing woman on how to care for and clean her newly purchased vibrator. This being Las Vegas and all, they are quite big on the customer service. The lady even opened the package and supplied the young women with batteries, and even showed her how to replace them once she had worn them out.


I was vastly amused.

I have been there a couple of times. It really is a nice establishment and attracts a real variety of customers. It's the size of a local neighborhood grocery store but the difference would be the use of the cucumbers, I guess.

Some shoppes are dingy, dirty and sticccky. This place is the opposite.

Hey, it's Vegas, of course it's well-lit!

 

[calypso_21]

Baby didn't you already know you don't hit on people in an pornateria?

I wasn't hitting on them...I just wanted a few tips from the sexperts.