Things I've learned

[The Temptress]

And I might add check your shoes afterwards for those pesky pieces of toilet paper! On a more serious note I've learned "Some of Gods greatest gifts are unanswered prayers."

I have learned one can never have too many friends.


Live Love Laugh Be Happy

 

[MindFire]

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED.. IF YOU LET LOVE FLY AWAY, WHEN IT RETURNS, CHAIN IT UP, SO THAT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN.

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[jfb4548]

More things to know:
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26. Last butt not least....Copy and paste functions saves alot of typing!

 

[AME]

Just when i think ive seen the ultimate act of stupidity....

another punter rolls in the door.....

 

[innocentnbama]

I have learned that its better to let things go then to hold on to them.

 

[Native Alien]

I have leant that sometimes it is better to be held on to rather be the one doing the holding on.

 

[innocentnbama]

I have learned it is not always better to get the last word.

 

[The Temptress]

I have learned that nothing is as it seems.



Live Love Laugh Be Happy

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

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[Native Alien]

I have learned that no matter how hard you try, there is just no pleasing some people. The problem is theirs, not mine.

 

[babydoll_73]

I've learned that after brushing your teeth, one shouldn't use Coke to rinse one's mouth.

Did you learn this the hard way too?



I learned that even though we argue and fight and have our ups and downs doesn't mean we don't love each other.

 

[MindFire]

I have learned that its a Bad Wind that doesnt blow someone good.

 

[Guest]

I've learned-
that it's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts.

 

[jfb4548]

Did you learn this the hard way too?


I've learned that I'm a sucker for a beautiful AV!

 

[Minnie(virgin)]

I have learned that: They who laugh, live longer.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

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[The Temptress]

I have learned that the most beautiful sound is that of your child laughing.



Live, Love, Laugh, and Be Happy

 

[jfb4548]

I have learned that the most beautiful sound is that of your child laughing.
Live, Love, Laugh, and Be Happy

The FIRST cry was pretty special too!

 

[Dalt]

As you grow older you cherish life's little things more.

Walking down the street at dusk, holding hands

Sharing that quiet pre-dawn coffee hour

That one moment when you realize that you truly do love this person you're with.

Sharing a private joke.....

 

[The Temptress]

The FIRST cry was pretty special too!

Yes....you are so very right....a sound I will never forget.


Live, Love, Laugh, Be Happy

 

[The Temptress]

As you grow older you cherish life's little things more.

Walking down the street at dusk, holding hands

Sharing that quiet pre-dawn coffee hour

That one moment when you realize that you truly do love this person you're with.

Sharing a private joke.....

AWWWWWWW....Dalt... you my dear a wonderfully true romantic...


Live, Love, Laugh, Be Happy

 

[Native Alien]

So true Dalt, so true.

 

[MindFire]

Things I have learned along the way; I honestly dont know anything.


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[Kramszz]

Things I have learned along the way; I honestly dont know anything.


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Not buying that for a minute MindFire!

 

[jussforfun]

THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE!!!!!
TILL YOU GET THERE AND FIND OUT ITS ASTROTURF!!