Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[CherryPop22]

do we have to do this right now? my favorite show is about to come on

 

[LovingDaddy]

* DAMN MAN, THAT SHIT HURTS! *

 

[CherryPop22]

can i try something on you? i promis it won't hurt...........much

 

[LovingDaddy]

* Hey, can ya hurry and loosen these ropes...I gotta pee *

 

[CherryPop22]

when looking at your masters cock- has that always been that small?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... *Caveat* doesn't mean it won't come back to bite me at some point. ... ~Anguisette~

May it bite hard ...

 

[TNRkitect2b]

May it bite hard ...

Don't worry it will, when the time comes

 

[bunny bondage]

yeah, i'd totally love to do what you said and all, but see, the girls called and it's shop-o-rama 2004, so i'll be seeing you later!

 

[LovingDaddy]

* I don't do kneeling *

 

[CherryPop22]

you want me to do what in the mornings?????

 

[LovingDaddy]

Do you think you could slow down dammit!

 

[CherryPop22]

first you will do this for me then i will do that for you. Fair right?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Don't worry it will, when the time comes

Then, from one of my favorite quotes, May (she) never see it coming ...

 

[CherryPop22]

You want What to go Where?!?!?!?!?!

 

[LovingDaddy]

* Say it don't spray it dude! *

 

[CherryPop22]

sing:
subs rule and domes drool
subs rule and domes drool
subs rule and domes drool

 

[CherryPop22]

I see your lips moving but all i hear is:
blahblahblahblahblah

 

[InnerDarkness]

sing:
subs rule and domes drool
subs rule and domes drool
subs rule and domes drool

ohhhh...what if we also sing....

subs are the coolest, Doms are the foolest!
subs are the coolest, Doms are the foolest!
subs are the coolest, Doms are the foolest!

 

[MoonduskSub]

A Dom response:::
"Ow fuck is not a safe word"
~moonie~
::
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I bet that hurt you more than it hurt me.

 

[MasterNico]

A Dom response:::
"Ow fuck is not a safe word"
~moonie~
::
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LOL Moonie! I had a T-shirt made that says that!

 

[CherryPop22]

Whats in it for me?

 

[redbarron77]

A Dom response:::
"Ow fuck is not a safe word"
~moonie~
::
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I almost snorted coffee out my nose reading this one!

All the straights around me don't get the humor....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I almost snorted coffee out my nose reading this one!

All the straights around me don't get the humor....

Fark'em if they can't take a joke.

 

[Netzach]

Shouldn't I resist?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Shouldn't I resist?

Never m'lady ... takes all the fun out of it for a sadist.