Thin man here

[ShelbyBubbles]

LOL omg that's so funny!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You all hate me because I pretend to be thin

Well yeah! And you appear to have sex with a partner. I can only dream...

*le sigh*

One day!!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well yeah! And you appear to have sex with a partner. I can only dream...

*le sigh*

One day!!!!

Wait! You're supposed to have partners?!?!
Where is THAT in the rules?
I'm messaging Laurel about this!!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Wait! You're supposed to have partners?!?!
Where is THAT in the rules?
I'm messaging Laurel about this!!!

Can Laurel get us partners?!

Nobody ever tells me anything.

 

[Hornblende]

Can Laurel get us partners?!

Nobody ever tells me anything.

I think if I read the forum rules correctly Laurel can get you partners, only they can't have erect penises.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think if I read the forum rules correctly Laurel can get you partners, only they can't have erect penises.

I think I have a cure for that.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

I think if I read the forum rules correctly Laurel can get you partners, only they can't have erect penises.

I can do wonders on a flaccid one

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think if I read the forum rules correctly Laurel can get you partners, only they can't have erect penises.

Can they at least come with O-rings? *straightens halo*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I can do wonders on a flaccid one

Right?

When a man tells me, 'I don't think I can get it up again,' I take that as a challenge.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Right?

When a man tells me, 'I don't think I can get it up again,' I take that as a challenge.

lol I doubt men actually tell you that

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

lol I doubt men actually tell you that

Once or twice!

It was my pleasure to prove them wrong.

 

[Suz_anne]

Well yeah! And you appear to have sex with a partner. I can only dream...

*le sigh*

One day!!!!

Keep practicing, little buddy. Your fleshlight loves you.

 

[suckonsimon]

Can they at least come with O-rings? *straightens halo*

Have O-ring and Erection and Laurel's never switched me off yet

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Once or twice!

It was my pleasure to prove them wrong.

Is it a pleasure to give so much pleasure...hard to say who enjoys it more sometimes

 

[_Ritch_]

Is it a pleasure to give so much pleasure...hard to say who enjoys it more sometimes

Sorry Shelby I haven't heard a word you've said. I've been mesmerised by your avatar. *dribbles*

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Sorry Shelby I haven't heard a word you've said. I've been mesmerised by your avatar. *dribbles*

lol then how do you know I was even talking?!?!?

 

[_Ritch_]

lol then how do you know I was even talking?!?!?

Sorry, what?

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Sorry, what?

lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

lol

Watch out for those sexy Brits, Shelby. They're nothing but trouble.

 

[_Ritch_]

Watch out for those sexy Brits, Shelby. They're nothing but trouble.

Trouble, me? No way. I'm as pure and innocent as virgin snow.

 

[Hornblende]

Trouble, me? No way. I'm as pure and innocent as virgin snow.

And are you thin?

 

[_Ritch_]

And are you thin?

I am thin yes... If you compare me to Bigfoot.

Serious answer, no.

 

[barefootgirl69]

And are you thin?

He posted in the "Hairy Chest" thread...I forgot to check if he was thin...I was busy

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I am thin yes... If you compare me to Bigfoot.

Serious answer, no.

Show us! Show us!

*claps*

 

[_Ritch_]

Show us! Show us!

*claps*

If you can find the hairy chest picture, you'll see. I'm shy.