Thin man here

[Hornblende]

OK, I'm lying. I could do with losing a few pounds

SexyHornblende

 

[Suz_anne]

In order for this thread to be successful, you're going to need a lot more gay porn, fat shaming, thin shaming and very poor grammar from people who have 30 posts or less. Just fyi.

 

[Hornblende]

In order for this thread to be successful, you're going to need a lot more gay porn, fat shaming, thin shaming and very poor grammar from people who have 30 posts or less. Just fyi.

I'm relying on the other posters for the gay porn and fat shaming. I'm going to pop in every now and then to provoke people though...

As for the grammer, your definitely right their.

 

[Chris_Michael]

You win the internet.

 

[Hornblende]

You win the internet.

Thank you - does it matter that I already have one?

 

[AKentuckyLady]

I'm relying on the other posters for the gay porn and fat shaming. I'm going to pop in every now and then to provoke people though...

As for the grammer, your definitely right their.

*researches how the idiots in the thin woman thread presented themselves and clears throat to begin*

OH baby your so fuckin hawt! Man I love me some thin man, me love you long time, baby, me so hoooooooooooorrrrrrrny!! Fuckin A, your hawt! You know Ima take care of you sexy man, thin man do it best! It be waht I'm attracted to yanno? Thin men just fuckin amazing, so good and better than all them pudgy men, I want you baby!


*checks grammar, notes it's on point, posts*

 

[Hornblende]

There's nothing wrong with being thin, even if you're not.

(Edit - is this provocative enough? I think I lack the right genes )

 

[jordanp76]

This thread is really annoying and troll-ish. Ideally it would drop into instant page 15 oblivion. But I am going to do my part to help keep it afloat by commenting, even though I have nothing really to say.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

This thread is really annoying and troll-ish. Ideally it would drop into instant page 15 oblivion. But I am going to do my part to help keep it afloat by commenting, even though I have nothing really to say.

Jordan, you're too hairy. Better not post here

 

[Jaime_H]

If you stopped having sex you might put a few pounds on.... Only saying....

 

[Hornblende]

Everyone thinks they're clever when they talk about the lack of shoes in my profile pic.

 

[cowslinger64]

In order for this thread to be successful, you're going to need a lot more gay porn, fat shaming, thin shaming and very poor grammar from people who have 30 posts or less. Just fyi.

Don't forget pmann whiny musings about me having lots of sex.

 

[jordanp76]

Jordan, you're too hairy. Better not post here

Do I detect a hint of hirsutiphobia!? Hair shame dog whistles?

 

[ydahecnot]

Hornblende could stand to have a burger or 10

 

[Trekka]

Everyone thinks they're clever when they talk about the lack of shoes in my profile pic.

Oh, you disgusting barefooted hippie! Promoting poor pedal hygiene like that, how could you? Everything you think, say, and do sucks. I am right, and you are gross <-- how'd I do?

Don't forget pmann whiny musings about me having lots of sex.

Mmm yeah, thanks for last night babe, it was *awesome*

 

[Chris_Michael]

Thank you - does it matter that I already have one?

I love thisiswhyimbroke

But in the description, it says the internet weighs nothing. Not true! Queue Vsauce!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaUzu-iksi8

 

[cowslinger64]

Oh, you disgusting barefooted hippie! Promoting poor pedal hygiene like that, how could you? Everything you think, say, and do sucks. I am right, and you are gross <-- how'd I do?



Mmm yeah, thanks for last night babe, it was *awesome*

Which time? And what about this morning???? Damn grrrlll, yer insatiable!!

 

[Hornblende]

I love thisiswhyimbroke

But in the description, it says the internet weighs nothing. Not true! Queue Vsauce!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaUzu-iksi8

Now you're Internet fat-shaming? You disgust me!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Do I detect a hint of hirsutiphobia!? Hair shame dog whistles?

not at all..me likey the man fur...

Any man who's got enough hair on his body that I can decorate with pony beads and braids is hawt in my book. (<== sounds sarcastic, but totally on point)

 

[Trekka]

Which time? And what about this morning???? Damn grrrlll, yer insatiable!!

Fucking those extra pounds off!

 

[DarkSimian]

not at all..me likey the man fur...

Any man who's got enough hair on his body that I can decorate with pony beads and braids is hawt in my book. (<== sounds sarcastic, but totally on point)

*waits for RA to braid my chest hair*

 

[Trekka]

not at all..me likey the man fur...

Any man who's got enough hair on his body that I can decorate with pony beads and braids is hawt in my book. (<== sounds sarcastic, but totally on point)

*giggles* I fully endorse ^this^ message.

Have you seen my Av?

Now I'm fantasizing about putting beads in my BF's beard... And google image searching beaded beards... And it's a decent use of my time, I truly believe this...

 

[Hornblende]

Why is nobody talking about me? *Stamps foot*.

 

[jordanp76]

not at all..me likey the man fur...

Any man who's got enough hair on his body that I can decorate with pony beads and braids is hawt in my book. (<== sounds sarcastic, but totally on point)

I've been looking for a new manscape architect. The corn-rows on my back need to be freshened up.

 

[le_kitty]

Why is nobody talking about me? *Stamps foot*.

lol, oh, you sexy skinny beast.


This thread made me chuckle.