Thin man here

[Trekka]

Why is nobody talking about me? *Stamps foot*.

Hey barefoot, c'mere

http://i0.wp.com/offbeatbride.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/6/files/2014/05/Oahu-trash-the-dress-III-800x533.jpg?resize=800%2C533

 

[Hornblende]

Hey barefoot, c'mere

http://i0.wp.com/offbeatbride.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/6/files/2014/05/Oahu-trash-the-dress-III-800x533.jpg?resize=800%2C533

Now that's more like it

 

[numeniusa]

Hey barefoot, c'mere

http://i0.wp.com/offbeatbride.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/6/files/2014/05/Oahu-trash-the-dress-III-800x533.jpg?resize=800%2C533

Ooh, I like those beady sandals she's wearing, where do I get some of those?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Why is nobody talking about me? *Stamps foot*.

Yea well, stompin' yer bare foots ain't gonna do nuttin. You gotta git yerself some real he-man shit kickers, then when you stomps, you'll be sayin' sumting.

 

[Trekka]

Ooh, I like those beady sandals she's wearing, where do I get some of those?

First, put your credit card in a glass of water and place in freezer. Allow it to freeze rock solid so as to be inaccessible.

Then, google "Barefoot Sandals" ... and BEHOLD!

 

[Hornblende]

First, put your credit card in a glass of water and place in freezer. Allow it to freeze rock solid so as to be inaccessible.

Then, google "Barefoot Sandals" ... and BEHOLD!

That's where I always keep Numi's credit card. Otherwise she might buy me some food and make me not thin.

 

[Trekka]

That's where I always keep Numi's credit card. Otherwise she might buy me some food and make me not thin.

*whispers* you should think about buying her the barefoot sandals...

Then chase her down the beach for exercise

 

[Hornblende]

*whispers* you should think about buying her the barefoot sandals...

Then chase her down the beach for exercise

She's already browsing them!

 

[beachbaby179]

This thread just made my whole day... too funny...

 

[DarkSimian]

*still waiting for someone to braid my chest hair*

 

[numeniusa]

These are nice. Just saying....

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/ffUAAOSwvc9WFjL4/s-l225.jpg

And these

http://d1cr7zfsu1b8qs.cloudfront.net/pimg/420/250342.jpg

And these

*gets up to defrost the freezer...*

 

[DarkSimian]

they are quite nice....

 

[Trekka]

And these

*gets up to defrost the freezer...*

i am diggin' those pearls

 

[barefootgirl69]

Everyone thinks they're clever when they talk about the lack of shoes in my profile pic.

Oh, you disgusting barefooted hippie! Promoting poor pedal hygiene like that, how could you? Everything you think, say, and do sucks. I am right, and you are gross <-- how'd I do?



Mmm yeah, thanks for last night babe, it was *awesome*

Shoes are SO last century!

 

[Hornblende]

Shoes are SO last century!

Are you shoe shaming?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've been looking for a new manscape architect. The corn-rows on my back need to be freshened up.

Oh, you are so hairy and sexy!!!
Wait aren't we supposed to be talking about Hornblende ?

 

[Hornblende]

I'm getting plenty of PMs in support, so I know I'm not alone here

 

[Trekka]

Shoes are SO last century!

Are you shoe shaming?

LOL... Shoe shaming. Sounds like a new, obscure, niche kink.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Are you shoe shaming?

LOL... Shoe shaming. Sounds like a new, obscure, niche kink.

No! I'm just saying what I like! Wearing shoes is unhealthy! Every time I wear them, I trip... they're dangerous.

 

[lacandy]

I'm getting plenty of PMs in support, so I know I'm not alone here

BEST POST EVAH!!!

And not thin, hairy guys?? Bring them on!!

http://www.wingerjock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/where-the-bears-are-dance.jpg

 

[DarkSimian]

BEST POST EVAH!!!

And not thin, hairy guys?? Bring them on!!

http://www.wingerjock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/where-the-bears-are-dance.jpg

ok.....I'm not THAT hairy.....damn!

 

[numeniusa]

BEST POST EVAH!!!

And not thin, hairy guys?? Bring them on!!

http://www.wingerjock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/where-the-bears-are-dance.jpg

What? Look at his piano. It's really short. Like it's deformed or something. I couldn't possibly put my hands on something without the full set of keys *pulls disgusted face*

 

[barefootgirl69]

BEST POST EVAH!!!

And not thin, hairy guys?? Bring them on!!

http://www.wingerjock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/where-the-bears-are-dance.jpg

Yum!!! And his house is clean!

 

[numeniusa]

Yum!!! And his house is clean!

Don't like the pants, those have to come off.

And is he .... dancing...?

 

[lacandy]

Don't like the pants, those have to come off.

And is he .... dancing...?

I'm okay with the pants coming off...just saying