There should be a law. I shall lobby the City...

4est_4est_Gump

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If it looks like you have sorted six months worth of garbage on your front lawn, you should be denied the right to call it a yard sale.


Some neighborhoods look like a bomb went off.

:(
 
It's a wet day here today for yard-saling.


More like yard-sailing.


We get a bit of Sandy today. We'll see . . . .
 
Funny how it does that - or everyone bought the same crap 30 years ago.


Although, for some household furnishings that the cats puke on, there's no better source for the replacement.


It's not like I have Teepee Decor to worry about, you know?
 
The same sofa sits by the trash in five yards in two years...

;) ;)


Another law we need is for these "efficient" low flow toilets. The tanks should be filled faster so we waste less time initiating that second flush.

:mad:
 
Some of them work okay. My 2 are this kind. I defeat the low-flow shoerheads and take real old-school showers, like we used to in the creek . . . while considering the edges . . . .


You know, if the city got involved in yard sales, they'd fuck it all up. You'd have to have licenses and permits and pay fees, and they'd have to pay an inspector to ride around of a Saturday to check out and call the cops on "illegal" sales.


And then your homeowners would find out, and that would cost more.


The thrivin' would run out straight away.
 
They already employ a bunch of people to hassle you about cars on the lawn and unmowed weeds.



;) ;) You do not need permits. Just an ex-vet with a flame-thrower and a queer fashion eye for the straight goods...
 
I dunno. What I do is collect neighborhood junk and make treasures from it. The latest acquisition is a 4 drawer steel file cabinet. One old gal threw out 2 steel shelving units that I repaired and painted. Some old wood beams became sturdy legs for some raised planter boxes I made.
 
They already employ a bunch of people to hassle you about cars on the lawn and unmowed weeds.



;) ;) You do not need permits. Just an ex-vet with a flame-thrower and a queer fashion eye for the straight goods...

The county hassles me about my garden. There are no rules against gardens but its different, and people talk. Before the garden it was my 1952 Packard.
 
Rust never sleeps. I saw pics of a Charger with the fawkin' roof rusted out - a first for me.
 
The Thirteenth Amendment forbade the owning of White Trash.


But you may own their trash.
 
If you think it's bad now, wait until the UN takes jurisdiction over municipal regulations.
 
If you think it's bad now, wait until the UN takes jurisdiction over municipal regulations.

Will they take away our guns?

Our precious guns?

Please tell me they're not going to take away our preciousssssssss!

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Could they please regulate the Stoopid???

For some reason, even though they both know that they are winning, hell, have won the election, they still seem hell-bent on proving how low they will stoop in their victory celebrations...

:eek:
 
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