Bellatrixie
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Don't worry we all think you're special
hehehe
No real women to see here...just keep moving
There has to be a REAL WOMAN on lit...
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Don't worry we all think you're special
hehehe
No real women to see here...just keep moving
fungatorgurl101
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Don't worry we all think you're special
hehehe
No real women to see here...just keep moving
Bella I was waiting for the Authorities they got uniforms and guns maybe they are HAWT I was just thinking
Bellatrixie
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Bella I was waiting for the Authorities they got uniforms and guns maybe they are HAWT I was just thinking
Maybe if we cause a ruckus they will get here quicker?
Course I know we are both so gentile and ladylike...just like all the real women of lit...Okay seriously typing that crap might just give me a seizure <snort>....giggling to yourself in a dark room is not a sign of a sane mind....
Bella (ignore the ass and the voice...not a real woman....)
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Sensualdreamer
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True true ! And sorry I happened upon this statement of Real Women only or the authorities will be contacted and just ran with it! Its a good things I got BEWBIES and all the right plumping I would HATE for some man to show up at my house in uniform with guns and stuff....
WAIT I got the wrong plumbing ALLLLLL The wrong plumbing!
*snerk* It's SO obvious - you're such a guy
fungatorgurl101
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Maybe if we cause a ruckus they will get here quicker?
Okay seriously typing that crap might just give me a seizure <snort>....giggling to yourself in a dark room is not a sign of a sane mind....
Bella (ignore the ass and the voice...not a real woman....)
*snerk* It's SO obvious - you're such a guy
Oh yes I am not only gentile and ladylike
I have never EVER said an off color thing I even have a prayer clothe to cover my legs and knees as to not offend one that may find them offensive Oh fuck I can't even do it!!!
SD yes I am totally a man! COME ON help me out here you like the Uni's too!!
Bellatrixie
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Oh yes I am not only gentile and ladylike
Oh fuck I can't even do it!!!
SD yes I am totally a man! COME ON help me out here you like the Uni's too!!
It's officially....the real women of lit are seriously fucking funny --and we all think so too
JSensei
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Damned if he didn't make good on it. A van showed up today. Only saw it out of the corner of my eye. Definitely saw the words 'authority' and 'electronic' on it.
They seemed pretty happy. Gave me a new 3D TV. They must really approve of me posting in this thread.
Anyone else been so lucky? New TV is pretty sweet. Watching Cars 2 in 3D right now. Thanks!
They seemed pretty happy. Gave me a new 3D TV. They must really approve of me posting in this thread.
Anyone else been so lucky? New TV is pretty sweet. Watching Cars 2 in 3D right now. Thanks!
Bellatrixie
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I knew it!!! Your really twelve aren't you! This time I am calling the authorities!
Bella
JSensei
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I knew it!!! Your really twelve aren't you! This time I am calling the authorities!
Bella
29 going on 12 maybe....
And willing to admit I have a soft spot for pixar and animated films in general...
Bellatrixie
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Better than the anime dreck that my h insists on watching....except for Naruto...it has an actual plot (not great but at least amusing which is far more than most anime).
Bella
Sensualdreamer
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Oh yes I am not only gentile and ladylike
Oh fuck I can't even do it!!!
SD yes I am totally a man! COME ON help me out here you like the Uni's too!!
Psst - shaved your legs lately? I hear that only the strong can tolerate waxing
fungatorgurl101
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Psst - shaved your legs lately? I hear that only the strong can tolerate waxing
I do shave my legs actually last night
And I often wax the eyebrows and once you do it a few times your good as gold!! NOW still lil scared to wax some naughty bits but .... MORNING to all the Real Woman of Lit
*makes me wonder what would an episode of the Real Housewives of Lit be like*
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I do shave my legs actually last night
MORNING to all the Real Woman of Lit
*makes me wonder what would an episode of the Real Housewives of Lit be like*
Could be a very interesting show......
Bellatrixie
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I do shave my legs actually last night
MORNING to all the Real Woman of Lit
*makes me wonder what would an episode of the Real Housewives of Lit be like*
Waxing is awesome! I have a standing appointment to get my girly bits waxed once a month and my legs are down to once a season because they are essentially bald except for my knees (stubborn bastards!) eyebrows are once a month and the only thing I wax myself is my upper lip because I use the premade strips and it is idiot proof lol!
The only part of me that a razor touches is armpits
I think waxing is relaxing so I love getting it done 
firefighterscott
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Good morning to the ladies of lit.
Sensualdreamer
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I do shave my legs actually last night
MORNING to all the Real Woman of Lit
*makes me wonder what would an episode of the Real Housewives of Lit be like*
I'll echo Shadow and say...
I think they would have to put it on late at night tho, b/c wouldn't it come off as a porno
Waxing is awesome! I have a standing appointment to get my girly bits waxed once a month and my legs are down to once a season because they are essentially bald except for my knees (stubborn bastards!) eyebrows are once a month and the only thing I wax myself is my upper lip because I use the premade strips and it is idiot proof lol!
The only part of me that a razor touches is armpits
I tried waxing my lady bits one time...it ripped away some of my skin
and left slight scarring
Bellatrixie
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I tried waxing my lady bits one time...it ripped away some of my skin
oh dear heavens....okay after that experience I would never wax again
exfoliation is one this but scarring is a whole nother thing entirely!Bella
cunnilingual2
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oh dear heavens....okay after that experience I would never wax again
Bella
I waxed my shoulders once......NEVER again!
I thought I was getting hit across the shoulders with a baseball bat.....
Sensualdreamer
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oh dear heavens....okay after that experience I would never wax again
Bella
Well I'm thinking it was my fault b/c I tried it at home
Sometimes it's hard to see what I'm doing Whimp
cunnilingual2
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Well I'm thinking it was my fault b/c I tried it at home
Whimp
Yes.....yes I am
Bellatrixie
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Well I'm thinking it was my fault b/c I tried it at home
Your pussy is best left to professionals! Ouch!!
Bella
