There are so many nasty cuss words out there!

[Tryharder62]

Why do people have to use Jesus H. Christ, Jesus Fucking Christ, Jesus Christ on a cracker? I just wondered. Does it make it any more nasty, vulgar, outragious. What the "F" is it? I don't think if I did that to anyone elses God it would be tolerated.

 

[phrodeau]

What do you suppose Jesus really said to that fig tree?

 

[Tryharder62]

What do you suppose Jesus really said to that fig tree?

I think he said what the bible says he said!!!(That is a lot of saids) He told the tree it would bear no fruit. I don't think he would have said that if he had crackers.

 

[phrodeau]

I think he said what the bible says he said!!!(That is a lot of saids) He told the tree it would bear no fruit. I don't think he would have said that if he had crackers.

The Bible says that He said two different things, so at least one is a paraphrase. I submit that they both are, and that the Lord actually let out a wicked streak on that fig tree.

 

[Tryharder62]

The Bible says that He said two different things, so at least one is a paraphrase. I submit that they both are, and that the Lord actually let out a wicked streak on that fig tree.

Well he said two different things because there were two different encounters. But putting that aside and taking up your conviction that the Lord actually let out a wicked streak I doubt he said Jesus H. Christ, Jesus Fucking Christ, or Jesus Christ on a Cracker.

 

[phrodeau]

Mark 11:13 From far away, he noticed a fig tree in leaf, so he went to see if he could find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing except leaves, since it wasn’t the season for figs.

Mark 11:14 So he said to it, “No one will ever again eat your fruit!” His disciples heard this.
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Matthew 21:18 Early in the morning as Jesus was returning to the city, he was hungry.

Matthew 21:19 He saw a fig tree along the road, but when he came to it, he found nothing except leaves. Then he said to it, “You’ll never again bear fruit!” The fig tree dried up at once.

Both of these passages follow the arrival of Jesus into Jerusalem, and the cleansing of the Temple. Same encounter, different Gospels, and different quotes.

 

[dolf]

christ on a stick!

 

[Tryharder62]

christ on a stick!

That's a new one but I see your bird was resurrected.

 

[Tryharder62]

Mark 11:13 From far away, he noticed a fig tree in leaf, so he went to see if he could find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing except leaves, since it wasn’t the season for figs.

Mark 11:14 So he said to it, “No one will ever again eat your fruit!” His disciples heard this.
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Matthew 21:18 Early in the morning as Jesus was returning to the city, he was hungry.

Matthew 21:19 He saw a fig tree along the road, but when he came to it, he found nothing except leaves. Then he said to it, “You’ll never again bear fruit!” The fig tree dried up at once.

Both of these passages follow the arrival of Jesus into Jerusalem, and the cleansing of the Temple. Same encounter, different Gospels, and different quotes.

Made you look

 

[knot_sweet]

Mark 11:13 From far away, he noticed a fig tree in leaf, so he went to see if he could find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing except leaves, since it wasn’t the season for figs.

Mark 11:14 So he said to it, “No one will ever again eat your fruit!” His disciples heard this.
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Matthew 21:18 Early in the morning as Jesus was returning to the city, he was hungry.

Matthew 21:19 He saw a fig tree along the road, but when he came to it, he found nothing except leaves. Then he said to it, “You’ll never again bear fruit!” The fig tree dried up at once.

Both of these passages follow the arrival of Jesus into Jerusalem, and the cleansing of the Temple. Same encounter, different Gospels, and different quotes.

Apparantly being the son of god entitles you to be an arrogantasshole who throws massive temper tantrums when you can't have the impossible.

Who knew?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Why do people have to use Jesus H. Christ, Jesus Fucking Christ, Jesus Christ on a cracker? I just wondered. Does it make it any more nasty, vulgar, outragious. What the "F" is it? I don't think if I did that to anyone elses God it would be tolerated.

why does it bother you?

 

[renard_ruse]

Why do people have to use Jesus H. Christ, Jesus Fucking Christ, Jesus Christ on a cracker? I just wondered. Does it make it any more nasty, vulgar, outragious. What the "F" is it? I don't think if I did that to anyone elses God it would be tolerated.

Haven't you seen those trucks that say "Jesus Christ is Lord, not a swear word"?

 

[badbabysitter]

Haven't you seen those trucks that say "Jesus Christ is Lord, not a swear word"?

Tho Shalt Not Take the Lords Name in Vain


seems like the trucker, and yourself.. don't know your bible very well


you should have pulled him over and lectured him about opressing christianity that way

 

[gtapril]

Why do people have to use Jesus H. Christ, Jesus Fucking Christ, Jesus Christ on a cracker? I just wondered. Does it make it any more nasty, vulgar, outragious. What the "F" is it? I don't think if I did that to anyone elses God it would be tolerated.

If my Jesus Christ on a cracker offended you, and you're a Christian (even if you're not) forgive me?

 

[blobfish]

Tho Shalt Not Take the Lords Name in Vain


seems like the trucker, and yourself.. don't know your bible very well


you should have pulled him over and lectured him about opressing christianity that way

You clearly do not understand the meaning of that Commandment.

 

[Tryharder62]

If my Jesus Christ on a cracker offended you, and you're a Christian (even if you're not) forgive me?

Oh my gosh what a sweetheart. You know it just makes me wonder is all. I know it is something people don't think about saying. It just pops out sometimes. I just don't think it would be tolerated for any other God but Jesus. Another poster wonders why it bothers me? They are putting crosses in pee and calling it art. It's just something to ponder. Don't worry you didn't offend me but your kindness touched me

 

[Tryharder62]

Mark 11:13 From far away, he noticed a fig tree in leaf, so he went to see if he could find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing except leaves, since it wasn’t the season for figs.

Mark 11:14 So he said to it, “No one will ever again eat your fruit!” His disciples heard this.
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Matthew 21:18 Early in the morning as Jesus was returning to the city, he was hungry.

Matthew 21:19 He saw a fig tree along the road, but when he came to it, he found nothing except leaves. Then he said to it, “You’ll never again bear fruit!” The fig tree dried up at once.

Both of these passages follow the arrival of Jesus into Jerusalem, and the cleansing of the Temple. Same encounter, different Gospels, and different quotes.

If you and I went to the same event and wrote everything down I bet we wouldn't write it down exactly the same. The message of these texts are clear, no fruit, dead fig tree.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why do people have to use Jesus H. Christ, Jesus Fucking Christ, Jesus Christ on a cracker? I just wondered. Does it make it any more nasty, vulgar, outragious. What the "F" is it? I don't think if I did that to anyone elses God it would be tolerated.

You have to demean Christianity to prove your loyalty to diversity and tolerance.

Same with the founding fathers.

All old white men...

 

[RobDownSouth]

You have to demean Christianity to prove your loyalty to diversity and tolerance.

By this asinine line of reasoning, miles the bacon eating Jew is the most tolerant person on this board, with 336 blasphemies.

Do the search yourself if you don't believe me.

Derp.

 

[dutchrain]

If you and I went to the same event and wrote everything down I bet we wouldn't write it down exactly the same. The message of these texts are clear, no fruit, dead fig tree.

The Mark-Gospel was written about 70, by (a) man (men) who was (were) not in the vicinity of Jesus, or the disciples when J was talking to that tree.
The Matthew-Gospel was written between 80 and 90. So if Matthew is the former disciple of that name, he was at least 100 (when he was 20 when J got crucified) when he stated writing...