The Writers Hotline

[Liar]

Ooh, a fiesty Swede! I must have been a very good gosling.

(Love Y, BTW. )

Thx

 

[carsonshepherd]

my struggle to conquer adverbs has been a success. I feel much better about life in general, and it's not the beer this time, I promise. Thank you everyone for your crisis support/threadjacks.

 

[minsue]

my struggle to conquer adverbs has been a success. I feel much better about life in general, and it's not the beer this time, I promise. Thank you everyone for your crisis support/threadjacks.

Moved on to harder liquor?


(don't mind me....I'm in a mood and have moved on to harder liquor myself )

 

[carsonshepherd]

Nah, just finished the scene that's been hanging up for the past few days. Now I'm home freeee for the end of chapter 7....

 

[minsue]

Nah, just finished the scene that's been hanging up for the past few days. Now I'm home freeee for the end of chapter 7....

I'm gonna have to start reading faster. Just realized I don't think I've told you - Love it so far

 

[carsonshepherd]

Rock on! I need to start writing faster, actually...

 

[minsue]

Rock on! I need to start writing faster, actually...

I've got a ways to go to catch up. Trust me, you'll start hearing from me if I reach a point where you're keeping me waiting.

 

[carsonshepherd]

that''s okay... sometimes that's the only thing that keeps me going. Ask Celtic Princess and Rhys....

 

[minsue]

that''s okay... sometimes that's the only thing that keeps me going. Ask Celtic Princess and Rhys....

If you ever find yourself in need of a whip, let me know.

 

[Rhys]

I'm not a tyrant.

No but I am and he needs to get off his lovely arse and write more.

 

[carsonshepherd]

No but I am and he needs to get off his lovely arse and write more.

But there are so many... interesting distractions available

 

[BlackShanglan]

*tapping hoof impatiently*

I'm waiiiiting!

 

[carsonshepherd]

shit, not you too! you people are merciless!

(and yes.. I am writing...)

 

[carsonshepherd]

finished with chpater 7

http://www.livejournal.com/users/whydylan/

 

[Celtic Princess]

Brilliant, as usual.


I'm so glad you got to finish this chapter this weekend.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I don't have any real crisis support to offer, but I can say I figured out the scene I was so worried about earlier. Now, on to the butt fucking!

hrmm, is butt fucking one word or two?

 

[carsonshepherd]

buttfucking

butt fucking


I'd say either one.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

buttfucking

butt fucking


I'd say either one.

Is that your expert opinion?

 

[carsonshepherd]

whatever floats your boat, I always say...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Damnit, Carson, why aren't you logged on as 24-hour editor support for me?

Bloody selfish.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dear <insert name of Carson's boss>:

A general consensus has been reached that Carson does not write fast enough. His daily page output is most disappointing and there are people waiting to see what happens. Therefore, in light of this - and demand for his editing skills - Carson will not be able to come into work anymore. Instead, he is to spend his days chained to the computer, banging out at least 10 pages a day instead of 3. However, since he has bills to pay and needs beer money, in the interest of literature you'll have to keep paying him his salary.

Thank you,

signed, The Council for Carson to finish his novel.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Dear <insert name of Carson's boss>:

A general consensus has been reached that Carson does not write fast enough. His daily page output is most disappointing and there are people waiting to see what happens. Therefore, in light of this - and demand for his editing skills - Carson will not be able to come into work anymore. Instead, he is to spend his days chained to the computer, banging out at least 10 pages a day instead of 3. However, since he has bills to pay and needs beer money, in the interest of literature you'll have to keep paying him his salary.

Thank you,

signed, The Council for Carson to finish his novel.

You could just let me call him on the phone, like in the old days and pretend I'm you.

*Scarlett, in her best manly voice*
"Hi, this is Carson, I can't come to work today or ever again, I'm having personal problems..."

 

[carsonshepherd]

You could just let me call him on the phone, like in the old days and pretend I'm you.

*Scarlett, in her best manly voice*
"Hi, this is Carson, I can't come to work today or ever again, I'm having personal problems..."

Actually, why don't you write a letter to my boyfriend and explain to him why I can't do housework or generally be bothered with shit when I'm writing?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Actually, why don't you write a letter to my boyfriend and explain to him why I can't do housework or generally be bothered with shit when I'm writing?

Super! I'll make two copies and post one here as well. Dinner? Who the hell needs dinner when I've written eleven pages?!
We can't be arsed, hello.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Super! I'll make two copies and post one here as well. Dinner? Who the hell needs dinner when I've written eleven pages?!
We can't be arsed, hello.

eleven pages in a day! damn you rock! I'm lucky if I get that much in a week these days *weep*