The Writers Hotline

[carsonshepherd]

I think I love you.

I know I love him. We're neighbors at the I Suck Motel.

 

[minsue]

I know I love him. We're neighbors at the I Suck Motel.

I hate to break it to you, Carson, but that's not love. It's just a blowjob.

 

[Samandiriel]

I hate to break it to you, Carson, but that's not love. It's just a blowjob.

and You called me cold???

 

[minsue]

and You called me cold???

You want me, don't you?

 

[Samandiriel]

You want me, don't you?

More than you'll ever know..........meet me out back in 5....take off your feathers.

 

[minsue]

More than you'll ever know..........meet me out back in 5....take off your feathers.

That'll take a hell of a lot longer than 5 minutes.

 

[Samandiriel]

That'll take a hell of a lot longer than 5 minutes.

I have a weed whacker.

 

[minsue]

I have a weed whacker.

Heathen.

 

[Samandiriel]

Heathen.

Fowl.

 

[minsue]

Fowl.

But are you going to write about it?

[/feeble attempt at un-jacking the thread]

 

[Guest]

But are you going to write about it?

[/feeble attempt at un-jacking the thread]

Not at Lit she can't.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I hate to break it to you, Carson, but that's not love. It's just a blowjob.

the last time I got those confused, I ended up in a 5-year relationship....

 

[minsue]

Not at Lit she can't.

Sure she can. Og's got squid, Shanglan's got a horse. I'm sure Sam can finagle a fowl story without running afoul of the rules.

 

[Guest]

Sure she can. Og's got squid, Shanglan's got a horse. I'm sure Sam can finagle a fowl story without running afoul of the rules.

I'm not so sure. One track mind that one.

 

[minsue]

the last time I got those confused, I ended up in a 5-year relationship....

I usually confused them often enough to keep that from happening...

 

[Samandiriel]

But are you going to write about it?

[/feeble attempt at un-jacking the thread]

Yes. Like Leda and the swan..........only with a lezzie goose and a ghoul.

 

[minsue]

Yes. Like Leda and the swan..........only with a lezzie goose and a ghoul.

Perfection.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Your hijack has warmed my heart, ladies

 

[minsue]

Your hijack has warmed my heart, ladies

Your whole heart or just the cockles?

 

[carsonshepherd]

*snicker* why don't you feel it and find out....


sorry, I couldn't resist...

 

[minsue]

*snicker* why don't you feel it and find out....


sorry, I couldn't resist...

Pervert.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*feels all warm and fuzzy inside* That's the best thing anyone's said to me all day.

 

[minsue]

*feels all warm and fuzzy inside* That's the best thing anyone's said to me all day.

I must be losing my touch.

(Fuzzy inside? Lint 'n' lube or something more sinister?)

 

[Liar]

I must be losing my touch.

Just say the word, and I'll give you all the touch I can get my hands on.

 

[minsue]

Just say the word, and I'll give you all the touch I can get my hands on.

Ooh, a fiesty Swede! I must have been a very good gosling.

(Love Y, BTW. )