The worst thing about having to poop in a public bathroom...

marshalt

You guys are dicks...
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It's not the shame or the inevitable toilet AIDS, it's finding out how many people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom when they think they are alone.
 
After wiping their asses, no one washes their hands before grabbing the stall door latch.
 
yeah, that is one of the reasons i carry hand sanitizer with me everywhere. also, cold water only public sinks. seriously, what the fuck is up with that?
 
People that don't follow the courtesy flush rule or those GD infra red flushing toilets where you can't courtesy flush.


Oh and those stupid 9000 foot long huge rolls of paper and you can only rip off a couple sheets at a time. lol
 
Diaper changing stations always kinda gross me out but I doubt they have ever been used for anything other than snorting coke.
 
After wiping their asses, no one washes their hands before grabbing the stall door latch.

That's fine, since I'll be washing my hands AFTER I leave the stall. But apparently the door to the restroom his highly contaminated.
 
People that don't follow the courtesy flush rule or those GD infra red flushing toilets where you can't courtesy flush.


Oh and those stupid 9000 foot long huge rolls of paper and you can only rip off a couple sheets at a time. lol

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who noticed those shitty huge rolls. Christ, I hate those! :mad:
 
The only good thing about public restrooms are the good acoustics for thunder farts.
 
It's not the shame or the inevitable toilet AIDS, it's finding out how many people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom when they think they are alone.

This is why I don't eat bar snacks or use pub pool cues.
 
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You know what is really gross? Seeing someone put their produce in the baby seat of a shopping trolley, right where a baby's butt was a few minutes before you dropped your apple on the same place.

Now, that's gross.
 
Old republican congressmen, playing footsie with you under the stall wall. A little privacy please!
 
Those crazy bathroom artists that feel the need to make art of their poo or spunk on the walls next to the toilet. Kind of makes grafitti seem pretty harmless.
 
The biggest disappointment about my accidental trip to the men's room was the "cakes".
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Now going No.1.....

IronPigs General Manager Wants To Put Your Urinal Game High Score On The Big Screen

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – The Lehigh Valley IronPigs, the AA affiliate of the Phillies, announced on Tuesday that they’re going to make the bathroom more fun for men. They’re adding video game screenss above the urinals at Coca-Cola Park, and the games are controlled by the urine stream of the user.


...continues at link above.
 
Women seem to be nastier than men when it comes to bathroom cleanliness.

I dunno about that. I once went in and found a pair of trousers someone had shit in and just left. I have no idea if they brought anything to change into.
 
I shouldn't complain because we don't even get cakes in the women's room, or those nice low hand-washing bowls.
 
I dunno about that. I once went in and found a pair of trousers someone had shit in and just left. I have no idea if they brought anything to change into.

lol....I was in Boulder Co. years ago (many) and we ate at this Mexican place and I remember leaving and making it about two stores down to some furniture store and I had to run in and beg to use their bathroom "Immediately!"

I didn't make it and had to leave my well sampled undies in the open wastebasket....lol
 
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