the worst thing about accidentally lighting the filter isn't the taste

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it's the smell. it just lingers in the air and it's far from pleasing. the only thing worse is the pain when you fail to notice and inhale. that is quite unpleasant. still, oy, that fucking smell.
 
it's the smell. it just lingers in the air and it's far from pleasing. the only thing worse is the pain when you fail to notice and inhale. that is quite unpleasant. still, oy, that fucking smell.

I could not agree more. Also, I thought that perhaps I was the last moron on earth who continues to smoke. Damn, but it's hard to kick!
 
indeed. last time i tried i stopped because i was simply too easily agitated. i yelled at someone for saying good morning to me.

and i don't me i just said fuck you and walked away. i ripped into them. i generally don't do that kinda thing even when people deserve it. it was extremely unpleasant for everyone involved.
 
it's the smell. it just lingers in the air and it's far from pleasing. the only thing worse is the pain when you fail to notice and inhale. that is quite unpleasant. still, oy, that fucking smell.

You should stop smoking. Your body is a temple, not a flop-house.
 
that passage is about tattoos. god didn't say shit about cigarettes.
 
indeed. last time i tried i stopped because i was simply too easily agitated. i yelled at someone for saying good morning to me.

and i don't me i just said fuck you and walked away. i ripped into them. i generally don't do that kinda thing even when people deserve it. it was extremely unpleasant for everyone involved.

I tried to quit about 6 months ago. I went 14 waking hours without a cigarette (and 9 hours asleep), and spent at least 3 of those hours crying. My bf had been pushing/encouraging me to quit, but at about 13.5 hours, he was the one who flew out the door and to the nearest convenience store. Apparently, I was kind of a bitch that day. :eek:
 
don't worry. hell is just nonexistence. you won't even notice that you aren't there.
 
yes, but i was breathing fire at the time, so it wasn't actually cigarette related.
 
Oh god, haven't done that in years. One of the advantages of rolling your own.
 
actually that's the problem. i put little filters on mine, though. if i don't the tar fucks with my lips.
 
Oh god, haven't done that in years. One of the advantages of rolling your own.

I've seriously considered rolling my own. In my mind, I would be so horrible at rolling, I would only have time to smoke 1 rolled cigarette for every three pre-packaged cigarettes I would normally smoke. Does that make sense?
 
actually that's the problem. i put little filters on mine, though. if i don't the tar fucks with my lips.
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I've seriously considered rolling my own. In my mind, I would be so horrible at rolling, I would only have time to smoke 1 rolled cigarette for every three pre-packaged cigarettes I would normally smoke. Does that make sense?

I tend to smoke less than I do when I buy straights.
 
I quiet in September, cold turkey.

Then I smoked two or three last weekend when I was out drinking with a gf.

Then I smoked one last night.

Meh.
 
I've seriously considered rolling my own. In my mind, I would be so horrible at rolling, I would only have time to smoke 1 rolled cigarette for every three pre-packaged cigarettes I would normally smoke. Does that make sense?

they make machines. i prefer the little canvas ones because they don't jam as much as injectors and they're great for rolling joints. you can also buy little filters for them. top filters are a dollar for a hundred of them. i can get about nine days of smokes for about eleven bucks including papers and tips. you just gotta get the pipe tobacco that isn't really pipe tobacco.
 
I don't smoke anymore, but one of my favourite smells in the world is the scent of the foil at the top of a newly opened package of cigarettes. Every now and then I buy a pack just to smell them. I smell the cigarettes, too. Then I have to mash them up and throw them out.
 
tobacco does smell delicious unburnt. shit, even terrible tobacco does. it's sad.
 
they make machines. i prefer the little canvas ones because they don't jam as much as injectors and they're great for rolling joints. you can also buy little filters for them. top filters are a dollar for a hundred of them. i can get about nine days of smokes for about eleven bucks including papers and tips. you just gotta get the pipe tobacco that isn't really pipe tobacco.

So it can still be quick, it's cheaper, and you can use the machine for other stuff? How did I not know this? :confused:
 
it's the smell. it just lingers in the air and it's far from pleasing. the only thing worse is the pain when you fail to notice and inhale. that is quite unpleasant. still, oy, that fucking smell.

Oh it gets worse; it’s your last one, the shops are shut and you have no change for the cigarette machine.

Carefully trimming off the burnt end and smoking it any way.

Woof!
 
I could not agree more. Also, I thought that perhaps I was the last moron on earth who continues to smoke. Damn, but it's hard to kick!

Not by a long way; I’m busy building my own cross and nailing myself to it.

Woof!
 
So it can still be quick, it's cheaper, and you can use the machine for other stuff? How did I not know this? :confused:

being poor helps.

Oh it gets worse; it’s your last one, the shops are shut and you have no change for the cigarette machine.

Carefully trimming off the burnt end and smoking it any way.

Woof!

you guys still have cigarette machines? lucky fuckers.
 
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