The Worst Chain Story Ever

[damppanties]

Three times must be a record. Is there a history of sanity in your family or are you testing yourself to see just how far you can go and keep sane?

Thanks for the effort.

Og

My family? I'm just an aberration in there.

And who said I'm sane?

 

[sweetnpetite]

Young people have energy, old people have technique.

I want both!!!


(should I go for middle age?)

 

[oggbashan]

Chapter 02 is posted

The antidote to a hangover; the challenge for aspiring writers; the nadir of taste - Chapter 02 of The Worst Chain Story Ever is now posted.

Visit it and marvel at the big black cocks, the stuffed ****s, the dimensions of ****.

Svenskaflicka's worst is now available:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=121860

Can you write the next chapter?

Og

 

[Master_Vassago]

SO who's turn is it now? I think I can submit mine in a few days just have to do a revision or two lol. Poor Svenskaflicka, why don't you keep all your stories for the next year so you have an early lead in the Survivor contest and not waste them this year. Snickers as I hide behind the Ogg or whoever he is right now.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm still here. In my other identity I'll have to lurk for a while before posting. Newbies are supposed to be nervous.

Og (Who is nearly as relieved as Lady Smith that Chap 02 has been posted - a Chap 03 or 04 would be even more relaxing)

 

[Master_Vassago]

Um, Oggie, I wanted to know which one of us was up next, I don't want to submit out of order.

Hey, by the way where the hell is Chicklet, she hasn't posted in over a month from what I can see. Is she holed up trying to win the survivor contest. Snickering once more.

 

[oggbashan]

Um, Oggie, I wanted to know which one of us was up next, I don't want to submit out of order.

Hey, by the way where the hell is Chicklet, she hasn't posted in over a month from what I can see. Is she holed up trying to win the survivor contest. Snickering once more.

Svenskaflicka is supposed to be the manager of this monstrosity but to quote from one of her posts above:

"After me, we have MV doing BDSM, then Chicklet doing Lesbian, and finally DurtGurl, doing Incest."

So you are next, MV. Good Luck.

Og

 

[Master_Vassago]

I will truly do my very worst for you Ogg. Thanks, MV

 

[oggbashan]

Read Svenskaflicka's Chapter 02 and vote and/or comment.

She needs your support after writing this oeuvre.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The truly weird thing is that the only comment I've received so far has been one of approval, whereas a more "normal" story of mine, Right Before My Eyes, has been elected Hate Object of the Month!

Now, I ask you - if people don't like reading about slutty wives and cuckold husbands -WHAT THE FUCK are they doing reading a Loving Wives-story in the first place?????

This is the ONLY time I've actually stooped to deleting comments - sorry, but some of them were just TOO bloody stupid!

 

[Master_Vassago]

My BDSM part of this chain is submitted and should probably post tomorrow, it's been in for a few days. I just hope it's the type of crap that will meet the standard.

 

[oggbashan]

Chapter 03 is posted.

Master Vassago's contribution to this magnum opus is now posted.

Visit:

Master Vassago's Chapter 03

and express your vote and public comment now.

Please ---

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've read it, and given him a thistle for it.

Still, I think ogg's starter was the worst one.

Come on, who's next? Who can match these rotten wastes of precious cyberspace?

 

[oggbashan]

Votes are needed

The Worst Chain Story needs more exposure.

Svenskaflicka's Chap 02 has 11 votes and has just crept in the top list of Chain Stories.

My Chap 01 and Master Vassago's Chap 03 haven't got the necessary 10 votes yet.

My Chap 01 has been polluting Literotica for months and yet no one wants to drop 1s on it? Even L&L haven't visited it. Currently it has 8 votes and no public comments.

Vote now and get us the notoriety we deserve. Most other chain story episodes are peppered with red Hs and green Es so we have a lot to live down to.

Og

 

[Colleen Thomas]

You have a public comment Oggs and another vote :0

-Colly

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've added a comment, and I'll vote on it, too.

 

[oggbashan]

Thank you Ladies for the votes and the contradictory comments.

It has now reached the dizzy heights of ten votes with a rating of 4.00.

Back to Longfellow, poor chap.

It can be voted down
It can be voted up
Up because it is dreadful
Down because it is dreadful
Up because it is the worst
Down because it is the worst
Did the author mean to bore
Did the bore mean to author
Whatever he meant t'is trash

Og

 

[Guest]

Voted and left comments on all three. What fun, I'm inspired to join in, I'd like to embellish the Russki thing I wrote for the glove-slap challenge. Would that be properly bad?

Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

Any suitably bad contributions will be gratefully received but you should check with Svenskaflicka. She was the "onlie begetter" of this monstrosity.

I am sure that you are as capable of writing absolute crap as any of us if you put your mind to it.

One of the chapters ought to be in a foreign language. For The Worst Chain Story Ever perhaps the foreign language should be one that is now extinct and only ever spoken in some remote community. Tasmanian aborigine would fit beautifully.

Og

Edited for PS: Spell checking might be a problem.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Any suitably bad contributions will be gratefully received but you should check with Svenskaflicka. She was the "onlie begetter" of this monstrosity.

I am sure that you are as capable of writing absolute crap as any of us if you put your mind to it.

Perhaps one of the chapters ought to be in a foreign language. For The Worst Chain Story Ever perhaps the foreign language should be one that is now extinct and only ever spoken in some remote community. Tasmanian aborigine would fit beautifully.

Og

Edited for PS: Spell checking might be a problem.

Don't sell yourself short Oggy, writing crap takes talent As much as a regular writer struggles for just the right word you have to struggle for just the wrong one. Granted you have more choices, but the talent to pick the worst of a sorry lot cannot be understated

-Colly

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It sure was difficult. I had to fight the urge to make it a good story. I had to force myself to write a lot of s-words and b-words. I fought back nausea as I imitated the type of talk I hear on MTV. The only thing I couldn't bring myself to write, however, was the n-word.

I suppose this is the reason why the story hasn't been 1-bombed.


It would be really nice to have you onboard, Perditanya! What category would you like? We're trying to make it one each, as you can see from the beginning of this thread, but it's not mandatory.

We could definitely need another one on this sinking ship, as we seem to have lost Chicklet.
I hope she's still alive and well.

 

[Guest]

I am sure that you are as capable of writing absolute crap as any of us if you put your mind to it.

Uh, thanks, Ogg.

Svenska,

I'll send you a draft and see what you think. There's lots of real and made-up Russian, would that qualify as the foreign lang. requirement? After all, if it's supposed to be bad then the language might be fractured?

do'cvedanya,

Perditskaya

 

[Master_Vassago]

Let's cheer Perdita on to do her truly worst. I know you can do it Perdita.

 

[Guest]

Awk! Svenska, clear out your mailbox. Tried to send you my story idea. P.

p.s. thanks, Vassago

 

[Svenskaflicka]

PM box nice and clean and fresh now.