The Worst Chain Story Ever

[Guest]

Sounds fine to me.

CM who is trying to patiently wait for Perdita's story to be accepted so that I can see the last thing Magdalena was up to before I begin my part of the story.

 

[Guest]

O, I wish you'd asked earlier. I'll PM it to you.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Thanks Perdita. That would be great.

 

[Guest]

ok, chapter 6 has been submitted.

 

[oggbashan]

I think we need to ask MathGirl the question.

Three chapters of The Worst Chain Story Ever - by Perdita, DurtGurl and CrimsonMaiden - are now pending.

Og

 

[Guest]

Ogg, I don't think Maths can help. I'm still pending at 15 views.

Xarrumfotl

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think we need to ask MathGirl the question.

Three chapters of The Worst Chain Story Ever - by Perdita, DurtGurl and CrimsonMaiden - are now pending.

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Compared to all those months when there only existed ONE chapter...

 

[damppanties]

A Q

Is romance taken up?

 

[Guest]

Alas and alack.

Chapter 4

Perdita

 

[damppanties]

hmmm

Ah, well.

 

[oggbashan]

Re: A Q

Is romance taken up?

I don't see any reason why a romance episode shouldn't be written by dampy as part of this mad collusion.

Except for the risk to her sanity.

Who sets the rules? Svenskaflicka started this. Finishing it, stamping on it, killing it - might be hard.

Contributions of the WORST anyone can do would be welcome. There are only 80odd chapters of any chain stories in Literotica. At six chapters "The Worst" is an increasing percentage of the total.

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[Svenskaflicka]

Oooooh, Romance is a MUST for this satire chain!

An ocean of candles, tons of roses with prickling thorns, wine that makes you drunk, and chocolate with nuts inside them that gives allergic reactions!

The mind boggles at all the possibilities!

 

[damppanties]

An ocean of candles, tons of roses with prickling thorns, wine that makes you drunk, and chocolate with nuts inside them that gives allergic reactions!

Exactly! So I can?

 

[Guest]

Well, here it is... btw, Durtgurl's chapter 5 hasn't been posted yet, so there's a chapter missing...

Chapter 6

CM

 

[oggbashan]

Bump - to remind DurtGurl to post chapter five.

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[Svenskaflicka]

Exactly! So I can?

Yes, you may.

*nods graciously to humble subject*

 

[damppanties]

Yes, you may.

*nods graciously to humble subject*

*bows down low and starts scribbling furiously*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Aaaaaah... THAT's the attitude I want to see!

 

[damppanties]

Well, there IS MasterV to infuriate you, so I thought I'd play the part of the subservient subject. Just to balance things out.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, he's just trying to get a spanking.

 

[damppanties]

What do I get for being good?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

For patting, I refer to the Mrs's.

 

[oggbashan]

What do I get for being good?

A couple of virtual hugs. I was feeling lonely with chapter 01 exposed all those months.

I have to give hugs to the other contributors as well, even DurtGurl, but since you are writing Romance here are some extras just for Dampy -



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[damppanties]

A couple of virtual hugs. I was feeling lonely with chapter 01 exposed all those months.

I have to give hugs to the other contributors as well, even DurtGurl, but since you are writing Romance here are some extras just for Dampy -



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Thank you! I'll be grinning all day.

*hugging back*

 

[oggbashan]

Where is DurtGurl's 05?

She might have to explain in the submission notes that it is Chapter 05 of this growing masterpiece even though it has nothing to do with Chapters 01 to 04 and 05 onwards.

Please read and vote on Chapters 02,03,04 and 06 and Dampy's Romance when it appears.

Chap 01 still has its H . The others deserve marks for the strenous efforts made by their authors to write c**p. T'was easier for me. I'm skilled at c**p production.

I have added 06 to my sig line so you have no excuse. Read, mark, learn, inwardly digest, barf and vote.

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