The Worst Chain Story Ever

[Guest]

Doesn't hurt when penetrated for the first time?

 

[Guest]

Ok, I submitted Chapter 7 to the chain. It's a Lesbian category, though there isn't alot of sex in it.

 

[damppanties]

Writing the Romance chapter. A Q --

Is Magdalena's breast size mentioned anywhere?

I'm too lazy to scan the chapters which I have read already.
So please answer if you remember.

 

[Guest]

I don't remember it being mentioned, but my memory is not that great.

 

[damppanties]

Well, now they're humungous.

And the pussy's... shaved?

Sorry for the details but with the kind of fanatical romance I'm writing, the guy is going to notice these things I guess.

 

[Guest]

Dampy, do as you will, it's supposed to be the "worst" chain story ever, eh? P.

 

[damppanties]

Dampy, do as you will, it's supposed to be the "worst" chain story ever, eh? P.

Good point, Perdi.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think it will only add to our desired lousiness if Magdalena's breast size changes from story to story.

 

[Guest]

I think it will only add to our desired lousiness if Magdalena's breast size changes from story to story.

Or from breast to breast . P.

 

[Guest]

Ok, chapter 7 has been approved. Here's the link: Clicky

 

[damppanties]

Chapter 8

Chapter 8 - Magdalena's oh-so-romantic encounter with her romantic neighbour is posted. A big thank you hug and to Og for giving it a read.

WCSE-8

Just one problem. It's posted as chapter 078. Sigh. I'll have to edit that. Any idea how I can speed up the process? It took almost two weeks to post. If it takes two weeks to edit, will it be worth it?

 

[Guest]

Hey, it's the Worst Chain Story Ever! Of course the chapter number is wrong! LOL

 

[damppanties]

Hey, it's the Worst Chain Story Ever! Of course the chapter number is wrong! LOL

LOL.

I'm sooooo tempted to leave it as it is... only because I'm too lazy and feeling too fed up of seeing the pending on my works for weeks on end.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Anyone feeling up for a chapter about Magdalena being a post-op trannie?

 

[damppanties]

Anyone feeling up for a chapter about Magdalena being a post-op trannie?

OMG no! I did think about her meeting a trannie though.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Okay, I'd like to do a chapter for mind control. Mock how fast and easily characters are turned into submissive sluts and just the stupid cliches that abound. Would that be aight?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Okay, I'd like to do a chapter for mind control. Mock how fast and easily characters are turned into submissive sluts and just the stupid cliches that abound. Would that be aight?

Better than aight, it would be perfect! You have completely understood what we're trying to do here.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Finished...well let's see

Okay, I've finished my craptastic chapter for mind control and since im a gentleman (guffaw) and a scholar (guffaw, roll on the floor, puke on the ground), I'm posting it here before I submit it onwards for comments on its worthiness before it goes on to infect the masses. Sorry for the length, but...suffer.

#####

EDITED to remove something that's now accepted and all

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

And if that didn't cause you to take out your eyes Orpheus style, then I'm starting to get a messed-up idea for a Celebrity parody with a completely unknown and deceased celebrity. For example:

"Oh, my god it's horror writer H.P. Lovecraft come to have kinky sex with you."

"What? I thought he was dead. Besides it's too much of an unknown. It's supposed to be someone fresher and more revelant to our audience."

"Oh. How about Glenn Danzig, front-man for the 80s punk band, The Misfits."

"Still too cultish. Think fresh and now."

"What about new pop megastar Slutty McSlutwhore."

"Hmmm, better, but makes us too prone for lawsuits."

...and so on. What do you think?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Terrible - I mean, good - I mean... oh, fuckaduck! Submit it!

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Right, boss.

 

[Guest]

oh, fuckaduck! Submit it!

Svenska! You know bestiality is not allowed, and you even want to make the poor fowl submissive?! I am so aghast at you, I'm... I'm... disghasted.

overghastedly, P.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Don't know if anyone cares, but ch.09 is accepted and all. So far it's doing pretty good for something with "worst" in the title. This may sound conceited or whatever, but If I could get some help getting it to the magic 10, I'd be most appreciative.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Wheeee! It's "The Chain That Wouldn't Die" -muahahahaha!

 

[Joseki Ko]

If you guy's are still taking submissions I'd be happy to add a chapter. This looks like fun.