The Worst Chain Story Ever

[Svenskaflicka]

Would that be allowed, Chicklet?

Perditatatata, dear, you're welcome to check in to the Snape Sexaholics Anonymous Institute. I'll make sure you'll get a nice room in the dungeons, where you can eavesdrop on him and me.

But I'm having serious trouble figuring out a way to include a detailed SSS (that's Snape Sex Scene, for those un-initiated), in the plot I've come up with. Ah,well. Maybe I'll get some ideas. The whole Lupin-examining-Lydia-for-bite-marks scene didn't come up until I was almost finished, so, maybe Snape will owl me some inspiration...

 

[oggbashan]

Beware: Chapter one is now posted

The dreaded word "approved" has been applied to Chapter One. What can they have been thinking of?

You can now read the dire thing for yourselves.

Chapter One of The Worst Chain Story Ever

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Good point in putting that warning at the top, og. We ARE aiming for 1-votes, but it's un-necessary to put a dart board on your chest and dance in front of the hate-mailers.

I will put up a similiar warning on my story, and I recommend the same for all of you.

 

[Chicklet]

I will put up a similiar warning on my story, and I recommend the same for all of you.

Since it's a chain story, how practical would it be to use the same warning in each one?

Og, would you have a problem if we "copied" you? = )

 

[oggbashan]

You have been warned ...

No problem. Copy what you want. I copied Longfellow, poor chap.

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Good point in putting that warning at the top, og. We ARE aiming for 1-votes

DurtGurl would never stoop to such trickery. Just her name on a work is sufficient. Her reputation preceeds her, much like the stench from a hog farm.
MG, secretary

 

[oggbashan]

The voting is flawed

So far three votes have been recorded and they are 5's .

What is happening? Has the world gone mad?

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, they're just being mean to you, og! Never mind them. WE know that your story stinks. *patting og's cake*

 

[BlackSnake]

dude

 

[Svenskaflicka]

How's it going, Snakeman? Do you need any help thinking up awful mature-clichées?

Woooo... talk about an oxymoron! "Mature clichées"...

 

[oggbashan]

Stalled

Chapter 01 has only had 6 votes and seems to be doing too well with a score higher than 4.

Please give it the 1 votes it deserves. Once it gets past 10 votes it becomes visible and will really get bashed.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

One shouldn't mess with the way of Destiny, og. She can fuck you up pretty good if you go against her. Better just leave the story and let it drown in 1's all on its own.

BlackSnake, what's happening?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, BS, I give you until tomorrow evening to get in touch with us - then we'll all PM-bomb you with blonde jokes!

 

[oggbashan]

Just when you thought it was safe ...

The Worst Chain Story Ever Chap 01 was nominated as "best" chain story for June. See Awards & Contests.

It could only be "the best" because there were no other chain stories posted in June. Or were there?

And it is NOT a chain story... yet, because no other chapters have been written.

How can "The Worst" be nominated as the "best"?

Can I do worse? Can anyone?

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Hooray for Og!

Congratulations, Og. Way to go. That story was so bad in so many creative ways that it was good.

What ever happened to that chain story idea? It isn't right to leave Og out there all by him self with egg on his face.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, it was BlackSnake's turn, he was going to do Mature - but he hasn't answered any of the naggings I've been throwing at him, so I say we push him aside for the time being, and move right along to the next person on the list...Oh, my! That's me! OK, I'll start an Interracial Clichées thread here, and you can give me little advices on what to include. After me, we have MV doing BDSM, then Chicklet doing Lesbian, and finally DurtGurl, doing Incest.

Now, are the 3 of you still in this thing? Does anyone want to jump the line and take chapter 2, with the category you've chosen, pushing BS down to number 6? Or should I go ahead and write my Interracial story?

 

[MathGirl]

I say we push him aside for the time

Dear Svenska,
Yes. Send him back to the woodpile.
MG
Ps. You go ahead. I'll try to get DurtGurl motivated to get something started.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I'll shut off the internet and get to work plotting. CUL8R.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Chapter 2 of The Worst Chain Story Ever is done! I'll cleanwrite it tomorrow and submit it.

It was hard to follow ogg, but I can honestly say that this is a really bad story. Clichées, racial slurs, demeaning words...

*shudder*

 

[Guest]

Flicka, I'm so proud. And stunned.

Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

Svenskaflicka is the greatest.

I thought I was forever doomed to be the author of a chain story that wasn't a chain story. Months on the reason for starting it had been lost in the mists of time and the little feedback was on the lines of "What the f**k is this?"

I hope that she gets nominated for the best chain story of December.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Six months' gestation

If Chapter Two has taken six months from the time Chapter One was posted, how long will Chapter Three take?

Will this be the longest running saga in the AH?

While you are waiting for Svenskaflicka's chapter to be posted you can remind yourselves just how dire an act she has to follow by clicking on the link to Chap 01 in my sig line.

Barf bags may be required.

Og

 

[damppanties]

I actually read all 7 pages of this thread today (and yes, that includes Og's story - 3 times). I have no idea why.

And Svenska, congrats. Let us know when it's posted.

 

[oggbashan]

I actually read all 7 pages of this thread today (and yes, that includes Og's story - 3 times). I have no idea why.

And Svenska, congrats. Let us know when it's posted.

Three times must be a record. Is there a history of sanity in your family or are you testing yourself to see just how far you can go and keep sane?

Thanks for the effort.

Og

 

[whispering_surrender]

Re: Six months' gestation

Barf bags may be required.

Og

I wonder if I can set up a black market distribution of "gently used" barf bags? *plot and schemes*

Whisper