Master_Vassago
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I'm all ready for you Mistress Svenskaflicka hehe. 
The Worst Chain Story Ever
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OK, unless you want your punishment to REALLY hurt, I suggest you relax your buttcheeks...
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The sad thing is that is pretty relaxed lol. Either that or I was tensing up thinking about your paddles.
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Please understand that the paddle would not be landing upon your buttcheeks, but between them...
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MV doesn't like it that way. lol . I will let the lovely Chicklet choose. If she takes Lesbian then I choose BDSM. IF she takes BDSM then I have non-consent. Will that work?
If your answer is no, then I suppose I will take BDSM for starters and then if we decide to go for another round I will take nonconsent.
If your answer is no, then I suppose I will take BDSM for starters and then if we decide to go for another round I will take nonconsent.
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GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
"If... then I will..."
"If she will... then I..."
NO FUSS! Just PICK one!!!
No - I know what I'll do! I'll follow the advice of the editorial office boss I had: "If you want things to work, you mustn't be TOO democratic. Someone has to be the bitch and make all the decisions, and the others have to obey. If everyone gets to do whatever they want, nothing will ever get done, cause people will be bickering too much."
NO-ONE will be allowed to use BDSM! You have to take your alternatives!
There.
"I have spoken."
"If... then I will..."
"If she will... then I..."
NO FUSS! Just PICK one!!!
No - I know what I'll do! I'll follow the advice of the editorial office boss I had: "If you want things to work, you mustn't be TOO democratic. Someone has to be the bitch and make all the decisions, and the others have to obey. If everyone gets to do whatever they want, nothing will ever get done, cause people will be bickering too much."
NO-ONE will be allowed to use BDSM! You have to take your alternatives!
There.
"I have spoken."
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you didn't read paragraph two Svenskaflicka. I said I will take BDSM.
Actually it was just fun seeing you getting all frazzled. I will TAKE BDSM.
It's what I chose before and it's what I want.
Actually it was just fun seeing you getting all frazzled. I will TAKE BDSM.
It's what I chose before and it's what I want.
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Nope. Nah-ah. No can do. You get Non-Consent. I force you to take that category.
Ironic, isn't it?
Ironic, isn't it?
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Nope nada won't do it. I get BDSM it was first choice. I said I would take it if you didn't like the and or suggestions.
Seriously, I apologize for having childish fun. I want BDSM. I will be a good boy from now on. Promise not to get out of line for at least a little while.
Seriously, I apologize for having childish fun. I want BDSM. I will be a good boy from now on. Promise not to get out of line for at least a little while.
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*gives up and goes to bed*
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Okey, the Rest of You, I THINK we've managed to get things settled here. Chicklet will PROBABLY take the Lesbian category, and MV has PM'ed me and grovelled his way into getting the BDSM category.
Now for the time table. Who wants to go first? Second? Third? Shout a number between 1 and 6, people! And if there are anyones who will start fighting about the same number, I'll close the internet down and go for a walk.
Now for the time table. Who wants to go first? Second? Third? Shout a number between 1 and 6, people! And if there are anyones who will start fighting about the same number, I'll close the internet down and go for a walk.
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I would like to direct you attention chicklet to the survivor thread, Five is My number.
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Ok just teasing, I will take four
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In Sweden, we say that all good things come in threes, so I'll take number 3.
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I looked around and damn if My ass isn't all over the place
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It's quite a shock to see a pair of buttcheeks the first thing you do when you open the page.
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OK, here's the latest update:
Chapter 1: ?
Chapter 2: ?
Chapter 3: Interracial, Svenskaflicka.
Chapter 4: BDSM, Master_Vassago.
Chapter 5: Lesbian, Chicklet.
Chapter 6: Incest, DurtGurl.
People who haven't decided what chapter to write yet:
BlackSnake, Mature.
oggbashan, Fetish.
As soon as we have those two properly placed, the game can begin. Now, i suggest that each author will start a new thread when he/she starts writing, where people may SUGGEST clichées and bad lines. The authors will then choose which of these suggestions he/she will include in his/her story, and he/she is also free to leave them all out, should they be too good.
We have a description of our "heroïne", Magdalena Shaw, earlier in this thread (scroll!!!), and every author has 2 weeks to finish his/her story once the previous chapter has been posted. (Note! POSTED, not submitted!)
We need a title. Or should we stick with "The Worst Chain Story Ever"???
Chapter 1: ?
Chapter 2: ?
Chapter 3: Interracial, Svenskaflicka.
Chapter 4: BDSM, Master_Vassago.
Chapter 5: Lesbian, Chicklet.
Chapter 6: Incest, DurtGurl.
People who haven't decided what chapter to write yet:
BlackSnake, Mature.
oggbashan, Fetish.
As soon as we have those two properly placed, the game can begin. Now, i suggest that each author will start a new thread when he/she starts writing, where people may SUGGEST clichées and bad lines. The authors will then choose which of these suggestions he/she will include in his/her story, and he/she is also free to leave them all out, should they be too good.
We have a description of our "heroïne", Magdalena Shaw, earlier in this thread (scroll!!!), and every author has 2 weeks to finish his/her story once the previous chapter has been posted. (Note! POSTED, not submitted!)
We need a title. Or should we stick with "The Worst Chain Story Ever"???
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PS on OK, OK
Since this is supposed to be a co-operative effort, what I meant was that I will have something to post on this thread for you-all to hurl brickbats at by 12 midnight GMT tomorrow.
Suggestions will be sought on how to make my contribution worse.
Og.
Since this is supposed to be a co-operative effort, what I meant was that I will have something to post on this thread for you-all to hurl brickbats at by 12 midnight GMT tomorrow.
Suggestions will be sought on how to make my contribution worse.
Og.
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Dear Svenska,
I don't think DurtGurl can do it that way. She is very independent with her art and not amenable to input or suggestions along the way. I'll see to it that she presents her story as a done deal, a fait acompli. I hope this will be okay.
MG
Ps. You can be assured that the opus she presents will be worst than all the others.
Dear Svenska,
I don't think DurtGurl can do it that way. She is very independent with her art and not amenable to input or suggestions along the way. I'll see to it that she presents her story as a done deal, a fait acompli. I hope this will be okay.
MG
Ps. You can be assured that the opus she presents will be worst than all the others.
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As much as we would love to indulge in gross details, we'll respect the freedom of an artist, DurtGurl!
OK, so the two first chapters have been taken! Well, actually, og took the irst one, so that leaves BS with the second, but since he agreed by his own free will to do this, he brought this on himself.
The Worst Chain Story Ever is now officially started!
og - start your fetish clichées thread, and let's get close-minded and repetitive and close-minded and repetitive and close-minded and repetitive...
OK, so the two first chapters have been taken! Well, actually, og took the irst one, so that leaves BS with the second, but since he agreed by his own free will to do this, he brought this on himself.
The Worst Chain Story Ever is now officially started!
og - start your fetish clichées thread, and let's get close-minded and repetitive and close-minded and repetitive and close-minded and repetitive...
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