The world's population is decimated.

[RawHumor]

Okay, here's mine:

1. Me, just cuz it's my list and if I'm not there, then what's the point?

2. Sterling Sharpe, cuz he's damn cool and we could throw the football around and crack jokes about Favre being a Cajun redneck with an awesome arm. Plus, he can do some heavy lifting.

3. Dave Barry, for entertainment purposes.

4. Porn star Janine (no I don't have a pic). Similar to PC's reason for picking Jenna Jameson.

5. Alton Brown (from Good Eats)
http://www.foodtv.com/images/celebrities/alton_brown.gif so we have someone to cook.

6. Charlize Theron (cuz, duh)
http://www.cayetano-pae.org/images/Charlize%20Theron.jpg

7. Ashley Judd (come on, we DO need to procreate, right?)
http://www.nighthawk99.com/tributes/Judd.jpg

8. Kirsten Dunst
http://www.nmd.karoo.net/dunst.jpg

9. My wife, cuz otherwise I'd be tempted to play with all of those women. Besides, how else would I know when I said something stupid if she wasn't there?

10. Some biologist... so we'd know what we can and can't eat.

 

[Guest]

 

[Purple Haze]

You couldn't survive a panty-raid, you wimpering little puss...

 

[Guest]

 

[Pyper]

4. Umberto Eco

Are you planning to bore the island to death?

 

[Mischka]

Hanns, I'm confused. First you said the only ones to survive such devastation will be cockroaches, which you equated with Arabs. Then in the next breath you list as the last survivors you and your bitches. So does that mean you're a cockroach and you have a harem of Arab women, or that you're an Arab into cockroach sex?

 

[weed]

Psst.

Cockroach penis and a fetish for Arabs.

 

[Mischka]

Oh! That makes sense. Thanks.

 

[Guest]