The world's population is decimated.

[Problem Child]

I'm so glad you made it PC.
But who is the girl you're going to offer your DNA ?

And what do you think is that scottish wrestler good for ?
Wait - I bet he has to control the other guys for you, ya sicko...

My DNA will go to Katie and Jillian.

I'd offer it to Mischka, but I think she's going to hook up with Stephen Hawking, that lucky palooka.

I'm using condoms with Jenna, at least until the lab results come back.

 

[Problem Child]

I like how I'm the only naked one in your line-up, PC. I am such the wanton slut sometimes.

Yeah, Jenna Jameson's not naked at all.

 

[Mischka]

Jenna's a red X on my screen. And I'm with Hawking, eh? I need to brush up on my chair positions.

 

[Guest]

 

[Problem Child]

Jenna's a red X on my screen. And I'm with Hawking, eh? I need to brush up on my chair positions.

uh oh. I can see her fine. I'll get a new pic.

Yeah, I heard Hawking is an animal in the, uh, chair.

 

[Purple Haze]

1. Bob Hope
2. Ron Popeil
3. Cher
4. Jeff George
4. Geraldo Rivera
5. Babba Wawa
6. Osama bin Laden
7. Anna Nicole Smith
8. Tito Jackson
9. Jack La Lanne
10. Bob Barker

 

[RawHumor]

Take me, PC. I could outfish Richard Hatch anyday, and I wouldn't be likely to hit on you either.

 

[Rex1960]

Menudo!

Lembra dessa música?
Canta, dança sem parar
Sobe, desce, como quiser.
Sonha, vive como eu. Pula, grita...
Não se reprima. Não se reprima. Não se reprima.
Não se reprima. Não se reprima, pode gritar.
Não se reprima. Não se reprima. Não se reprima.
Dança, canta, sobe, desce, vive, corre, pula como eu.

obrigado Dillinger,

but that's no list...

 

[Olivianna]

1. Dalai Lama (but he'll have to have sex)
2. Svetlana Alpers (radical Feminist art historian)
3. Someone trained in sustainable architecture
4. Umberto Eco
5. Dr. Paul Farmer
6. Yo-Yo Ma
7. Cameron Diaz
8. Aung San Suu Kyi
9. Aimee Mann
10. Phoolan Devi

 

[Rex1960]

uh oh. I can see her fine. I'll get a new pic.

Won't work. I guess Mischka was just jealous and put her on ignore...

 

[Mischka]

1. Bob Hope
2. Ron Popeil
3. Cher
4. Jeff George
4. Geraldo Rivera
5. Babba Wawa
6. Osama bin Laden
7. Anna Nicole Smith
8. Tito Jackson
9. Jack La Lanne
10. Bob Barker

With this list, the entire human population is sure to perish. But at least the last moments will be entertaining.

 

[weed]

Seems like a disparity of women on those lists.

If anything there should be more women. And a couple of the right dudes to keep them pregnant.

Need variety of size, shapes and color as well.

 

[Purple Haze]

Notice I happily left myself off the list?

 

[sunstruck]

1. Bob Hope
2. Ron Popeil
3. Cher
4. Jeff George
4. Geraldo Rivera
5. Babba Wawa
6. Osama bin Laden
7. Anna Nicole Smith
8. Tito Jackson
9. Jack La Lanne
10. Bob Barker

And I think to myself, what a wonderful world!

 

[Lost Cause]

Bikers.......

First, they'd clear the interstate highways for their bikes, get the electricity going for the gas pumps,ATMs, telephone systems, and to chill the beer. They'd have partys, fuck like rabbits, and fuck rabbits! The already have an honor system that most 'citizens" don't understand, or abide by. We would have the Motorcycle Mechanic's Institute for higher learning, thus producing a race of people that can fix anything, anywhere, and anytime. Fuck the rest of the world, unless they build a bridge to Europe & Australia!

 

[Problem Child]

Notice I happily left myself off the list?

No wonder, with Anna Nicole, Geraldo, and Cher on your list.

I'd build a shotgun out of bamboo and coconut husks and murder all three on the first day.

 

[Mischka]

Seems like a disparity of women on those lists.

If anything there should be more women. And a couple of the right dudes to keep them pregnant.

Need variety of size, shapes and color as well.

Good point.

1. Judge Judy
2. Pink
3. Ms. World 2001
4. Martha Stewart
5. Amy Wynn from Trading Spaces
6. Queen Latifah
7. Drew Barrymore
8. Kay Bailey Hutchinson
9. Dorothy Hamill
10. Frimost

 

[Purple Haze]

I'd build a shotgun out of bamboo and coconut husks and murder all three on the first day.

You ARE Ron Popeil!

I knew it!

 

[bluespoke]

Good point.

1. Judge Judy
2. Pink
3. Ms. World 2001
4. Martha Stewart
5. Amy Wynn from Trading Spaces
6. Queen Latifah
7. Drew Barrymore
8. Kay Bailey Hutchinson
9. Dorothy Hamill
10. Frimost

And even then he couldn't get laid!

 

[weed]

Lol....I'd want a little more than one male sperm donor.

Let's see...give us 3 and we've got 42 possible combinations of gene blenders. That means each woman only needs to have three pregnancies and each man passes on his gene 7 times.

Hey....wait a minute....maybe we should look at even ratios again.





Talk about a swinger's paradise.

 

[Rambrat]

Lol....I'd want a little more than one male sperm donor.

Let's see...give us 3 and we've got 42 possible combinations of gene blenders. That means each woman only needs to have three pregnancies and each man passes on his gene 7 times.

Hey....wait a minute....maybe we should look at even ratios again.





Talk about a swinger's paradise.

Okay...Al's out...Sunstroke in as a builder...Weed comes in for sex.

 

[weed]

Well, since you got all the guys doing the work then I guess that's all I'll need to do.

 

[RawHumor]

Do they have to be real people or can we use fictitious people? I'm not talking, like SuperHeroes or anything.

 

[Mischka]

Do they have to be real people or can we use fictitious people? I'm not talking, like SuperHeroes or anything.

I'm afraid all already-dead and not-really-alive types will most assuredly perish in the plague. You must select your survivors from among the living.

 

[RawHumor]

I'm afraid all already-dead and not-really-alive types will most assuredly perish in the plague. You must select your survivors from among the living.

Damn, cuz it would have been cool to have McGyver there.