The word "fanny" makes British people laugh...

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Lasher99 said:
he was very quick to inform us that "peaches" was another was of describing that special "warm apple pie" feeling part of the female anatomy...

That certainly makes a HELL of a lot more sense now...


Haha Lasher, yep I certainly thought so too!
 
Kip means to sleep , nowt to do with sex well not in this part of the country anyway. Unless you fall asleep while doing it.
 
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Re: "peaches"

And what woman could ever forget those famous foreplayful words of Nicolas Cage in the movie Face Off:

"I could eat a peach for hours..."


It's the deep, sultry delivery that gets me everytime.
 
" i'll stay hungry for you my peach , give me your tongue"

john travolta ,Face off
 
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"Walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches"

Have you heard that old Stranglers song, 'Peaches'? It's the only song I've ever heard on Radio 1 with the word "clitoris" in it.

"Is she trying to get out of that clitoris?" What the hell does that mean, anyway?

Lepeu - yeah, I was going to say that too that "kip" means sleep. ("I'm going for a kip".) BTW - "Bloody bugger" is fairly inoffensive. That's the way my grandmother swears.

In all the adverts, the second Austin Powers movie was known as 'The Spy Who...' over here. The full title would've been a bit like having 'The Spy Who Fucked Me' sprawled across bulletin boards. I bet Mike Myers never pointed that out to the film's producers.
 
oh and also in that Dick Tracy movie, Madonna was hot for Dick's dick. ;)
 
LOL

Yes, but knowing Mike, I'm sure he wanted that precise reaction. To be honest, if you lined up the names Pussy Galore, Tiffany Case and Ivana Humpalot you might have a hard time figuring which ones came from the parody and which were actual Bond girls lol.

Sorry about the error in 'kip', always assumed it was something naughty - you can see who my mind works. Too much Benny Hill Show growing up.

Thank you and good night. I'm going to the amature photo section to look at the ladies Mit der largensitzen und der grossentitzen.

Actually, funny story before I go, a few years ago, my wife and I were travelling through europe and wound up in Nice. I was enjoying the scenery on the beach (alas, I could not convince my wife to shed her top). We were playing our new game of trying to guess where the various girls came from based on armpit hair (the German girls seemed to prefer the au natural look by about 3 to 1) when we heard a commotion on the seawall behind us. There were benches set up on the seawall for the 'old folk' who didn't want to break their ankles on the collection of rocks the good people of Nice call a beach. A large group of middle aged German tourists had settled in on one of the benches. One of them, a man that looked just like the bald guy on the old Benny Hill Show, proceeded to point a camera with a lens like a 105mm howitzer at all of the topless women on the beach and take photos as fast as his little motor drive would crank, loudly declaiming something in German. It must have been something off color as 90% of the hairy-pitted women on the beach looked up at him with pained expressions and put their tops back on. The Bahstid.

Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh well, I'm going to bed. My fanny went to sleep from sitting in this chair too long.
Nite
Bob 'the ugly american' TAFKA lepeu
 
BullShit!

This thread is stereotypical bullshit! No one says 'fanny' here. Maybe 20 years ago! Now days, when 'fanny' is occasssionally used, it has equivilent meaning to pussy.
And yes, fags are cigarettes. :) When I'm working, and I tell my supervisour.. I'm just off to have a fag :p U guys don't know what skint means do u? that one always freaks Americans out! Laterz

Stu
 
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Unregistered said:
This thread is stereotypical bullshit! No one says 'fanny' here. Maybe 20 years ago! Now days, when 'fanny' is occasssionally used, it has equivilent meaning to pussy.
And yes, fags are cigarettes. :) When I'm working, and I tell my supervisour.. I'm just off to have a fag :p U guys don't know what skint means do u? that one always freaks Americans out! Laterz

Stu

"BOLLOCKS" I said "fanny" only the other day !!

Skint = not having any money
Brasic = also equals not having any money
2 & 8 = means to be in a state or upset

"she was in a right 2&8 cause she was brasic and needed to go to the shop's for bread".
 
well if she's brasic she'll need some bread or dough before she goes to the shop won't she? :p
sorry couldn't resist.
 
Wow I never even noticed that until you mentioned it, this is a fucking well old thread.
 
delite said:
well if she's brasic she'll need some bread or dough before she goes to the shop won't she? :p
sorry couldn't resist.

Oh you mean "Gilt, gelt, readies, folding, brass, wonga, spondulick's............money" :D
 
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