The video game thread

[dg]

I shouldn't say refuse, beg would be the proper word...and not in a good way.

And I am not dressing up as a fucking night elf! Sheeeeeeeeeesh!

Wait. Do you mean he begged you or you begged him? I'm confused by some ambiguities.

You'd look hot with long, pointy ears.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Ha. I had a boyfriend who refused to fuck me due to his addiction to WoW.
He also stopped bathing regularly.

No joke.

*sigh*

I am all about Halo. Will you dress up as Cortana for me?

 

[dg]

Pft. Amateur. I'd fuck you while playing WoW. Have you bend over in front of the desk - your head ducked down so you don't block the monitor - and lay the keyboard across your back, the mousepad on your ass, and just pound away. Slammin' a hot chick while slaying orcs...does it get any better than that? I think not!

Been there and I died as I came. It was an interesting juxtaposition of bliss and disappointment.

 

[MissCorrupt]

Pft. Amateur. I'd fuck you while playing WoW. Have you bend over in front of the desk - your head ducked down so you don't block the monitor - and lay the keyboard across your back, the mousepad on your ass, and just pound away. Slammin' a hot chick while slaying orcs...does it get any better than that? I think not!

You make me sick...

Wait. Do you mean he begged you or you begged him? I'm confused by some ambiguities.

You'd look hot with long, pointy ears.

I had to beg for it....many times of which, it was never delivered.




I'll leave you boys alone now.

 

[Spaceboy]

I am all about Halo. Will you dress up as Cortana for me?

What was up with that in the new one? They tried to make her all hot'n'stuff.
I guess they're playing to the geek market by doing that instead of making a hot human chick.

 

[Spaceboy]

You make me sick...





I had to beg for it....many times of which, it was never delivered.




I'll leave you boys alone now.

That's just sad. I know I've never chosen games over girls. One of them might love you back.

 

[dg]

I had to beg for it....many times of which, it was never delivered.
I'll leave you boys alone now.

Wait no! Don't make it a sausage party. We need a girl to sit in the middle.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

You make me sick...

I moisten your panties and you fuckin' know it.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

What was up with that in the new one? They tried to make her all hot'n'stuff.
I guess they're playing to the geek market by doing that instead of making a hot human chick.

Well she was hotish in the second one.

 

[Spaceboy]

Well she was hotish in the second one.

The second one? With the talking plant? Yeah, I got about that far and then stopped. I've been trying to forget it ever since.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

The second one? With the talking plant? Yeah, I got about that far and then stopped. I've been trying to forget it ever since.

He wasn't a plant.... He was a... umm.. errr...

 

[Spaceboy]

He wasn't a plant.... He was a... umm.. errr...

Ha!

I'll wait, if you want to explain it.

Please don't.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

I don't remember if it was on the Bungie site or what, but I remember there were audio outtakes/bloopers from the recording of Halo 2. One of them was the woman reading for Cortana doing that line, "I bet you can't stick it." She read it a couple times, trying to get the attitude just right, give it that playful taunt quality. Then, realizing how suggestive the line was, she did it all porno: "Mmmm. I bet you can't stick it, Master Chief." Hilarious.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Ha!

I'll wait, if you want to explain it.

Please don't.

He was the head Flood guy...

 

[Spaceboy]

He was the head Flood guy...

Oh stop! Please! The horror!

I knew that, but it was all pretty stupid. It's amazing how good the fiction is when the game isn't getting in the way.
Or so I've heard...

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Oh stop! Please! The horror!

I knew that, but it was all pretty stupid. It's amazing how good the fiction is when the game isn't getting in the way.
Or so I've heard...

Are you serious? The vast majority of the story in the game is garbage.

 

[Spaceboy]

Are you serious? The vast majority of the story in the game is garbage.

Right, that's what I meant. The fiction that's been created around the games is pretty good (from what I've heard, I've not read them) but Bungie somehow makes it all into garbage for the games.

 

[Worm]

WTF?! What hole did you crawl out of?! I haven't seen you in ages!
Warhawk eh? PS3 eh?
Ha.
I've heard it's pretty good, though I don't have a PS3. I won't bash it either, promise. There's just too many great games keeping me busy on the 360 to warrant spending all the money they want for a PS3.

I picked it up on a whim a month ago. I'm no huge sony fan I just wanted a Blue Ray player. I have a 360 and the Wii and if I'm to be labeled anything it would prolly be Nintendo fanboy.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Right, that's what I meant. The fiction that's been created around the games is pretty good (from what I've heard, I've not read them) but Bungie somehow makes it all into garbage for the games.

I too have heard that the books are ok Sci-Fi but after sitting through the debacle of a story the games try to telll I am not sure if I believe it.

 

[Spaceboy]

I too have heard that the books are ok Sci-Fi but after sitting through the debacle of a story the games try to telll I am not sure if I believe it.

Then we have something in common.

And Worm: I prefer to just like games. I'm not a fanboy for anything.

 

[Spaceboy]

So I hear someone started a thread for games, so everyone that likes them could talk about them in one place.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

FIFA Street 3 is so fucking good! I can't wait for the game to come out. I'm tired of beating England's ass with Brazil.

 

[thesorrow07]

I am thesorrow07, and I support this thread.

Now, I am off to take some pics.

 

[Spaceboy]

FIFA Street 3 is so fucking good! I can't wait for the game to come out. I'm tired of beating England's ass with Brazil.

Never played it. I did like NBA Street, and NFL Street a little.
DMC I never really got into. Seemed like the kind of game that horrible texters and little kids would really get into. And sufferers of ADD and ADHD, I would suppose.

 

[Spaceboy]

I am thesorrow07, and I support this thread.

Now, I am off to take some pics.

Thought you might.
Not of your penis, I'm hoping.