The unappreciated limerick

[ShelbyDawn57]

There was a young lass from Islay
who drank scotch most of the day
The smoke and the peat
were like milk from a teat
'Twas the hangovers kept her at bay

 

[SimonDoom]

Anapestic, the limericks' friend,
Is a meter on which they depend.
It's rotten and rude,
When iambs intrude.
I am so appalled; they offend!

 

[AlexBailey]

I once ate a THC gummy
And when it was down in my tummy
So eager to please
I got on my knees
And thought “I could do this for money”

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Anapestic, the limericks' friend,
Is a meter on which they depend.
It's rotten and rude,
When iambs intrude.
I am so appalled; they offend!

Anapestics, iambs and more,
in a limerick, 'tis good to keep score.
Three feet or two,
the accent comes due
at the end of the word not before

 

[AlinaX]

There was a young lass from Islay
who drank scotch most of the day
The smoke and the peat
were like milk from a teat
'Twas the hangovers kept her at bay

Perhaps better as
who drank single malts day after day

 

[TarnishedPenny]

A lusty young lass of Hong Kong
For her cervical cap used a gong.
She would let out a yell
When a shot rang her bell,
Fairly trading a ding for a dong.

 

[AlinaX]

That same lusty lass from Hong Kong
Could kill a rude man with her thong
Her pussy could ping
Pong, the ball it would fling
Long, and no one would dare do her wrong

 

[SimonDoom]

That lustful lass from old Hong Kong
Took her ping and her pong and her gong.
She's moved them Down Under,
Where Aussie men plunder,
Them at every billabong.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Give the Hong Kong lass her due,
the gong in her cunt still rings true.
Her business is strong,
some'd say humming along
since she sat on that didgeridoo

 

[Smuttyandfun]

There once was a young man named Chong
Who was shockingly thick and quite long
The ladies would smile
And say, "Stay for a while."
Once he gave them a look at his dong

 

[nipplecaresser]

Our libidinous friend from Hong Kong
Revealed something she'd craved for so long
So she chose fifteen guys
Based entirely on size
And invited them to a gongbong

 

[SimonDoom]

Literotica is a venue
At which smut dreams are peddled, 'tis true.
But what if its foes,
'Caused Lit E to close?
Oh, what would those smut lovers do?

 

[Pabiporffor]

There was a young girl called Mary
Who's pussy was so wet and hairy
If you dined below the waist
And ignored the bad taste
You'd swear blind it was dairy.

Relax young girl I'm a surgeon
It not matter if whore or virgin
Ladies all ages I inspect them
So let's start with your rectum
You soon be surging and splurgin'

Pssst wanna give me a B J?
Your mother says it's OK
She'll hold your hand
I swear the taste's bland
Come it's your 18th birthday

 

[yowser]

A woman had such enchanting pudenda
She was put on my cock's agenda.
And it came to pass,
While clutching her ass,
That I cried, “I knew you'd surrenda'!"

 

[Areala-chan]

When I say I'll make steaks, I'm good for it.
Lighter fluid? Oh yeah, better pour it.
But I tossed in the match
Without locking the hatch
I suspect my grill's now in low orbit.

 

[AlinaX]

Young Tildy who loved without shame
Put her assets in public domain
They were copied and pasted
And multiply tasted
By the men who adored her and came

 

[AlinaX]

Areala was high in the sky
Watching satellites whizz by and by
Whenever she came
Her cum fell like rain
And brought many a tear to the eye

 

[AlinaX]

That yowser had such a long cock
It swung like a pendulum clock
The girls cried, "Oh no, sir!"
But did shuffle closer
And soon he was hard as a rock

 

[AlinaX]

A surgeon of lecherous fame
Would eighteen-year-olds try to tame
He drove them all wild
And left them with child
But the child support payments ruined his life

 

[AlinaX]

A bored poet picked up her quill
And followed her muse where she willed
But each line of verse
Was progressively worse
Till she cried, "This is all of it swill!"

 

[Bamagan]

I read that ChatGPT passed the bar...
Not shocked that that's what bots are
Precedents and case law
Those're rarely served raw
But rather chewed up and puked up on par.

 

[Plathfan]

A chef thought the locals were wise,
Their praise made him feel on the rise.
But the joke, sad and clear,
Was that fools held him dear,
While his cooking brought tears to sane eyes.

 

[yowser]

That yowser had such a long cock
It swung like a pendulum clock
The girls cried, "Oh no, sir!"
But did shuffle closer
And soon he was hard as a rock

How is it that you know?

 

[SimonDoom]

Her face could launch ships 'cross the seas,
Her breasts? Inspire silent reveries.
But as great as they were,
They were forced to defer:
'Twas her pussy brought men to their knees.

 

[ArseGratiaArtis]

There was a young bride from Leicester
Whose mother, she kissed her and blessed her
Said, "My dear, you're in luck,
He's a stunning good fuck,
For I've had him myself, in Gloucester."

Ever had both a mother and her daughter? I have.