Chris_Xavier
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HornyBabe1965 said:I just had lunch, and now I'm reading about disgusting Toe jam
Glad I could be of service to you.

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HornyBabe1965 said:I just had lunch, and now I'm reading about disgusting Toe jam

saw_man1 said:The announcement that 65 year old Harrison Ford will star in the fourth and last Indiana Jones movie, had me wondering what a suitable title might be. How do these sound?
Indiana Jones and the Catheter of Doom
or
Raiders of the Lost Depends
The possibilities are endless.

catalina_francisco said:Ever have a day where you feel like you are locked in a dark roomwith just the hint of light somewhere on the outside but you not only can't find the door, but haven't a clue where to even start looking...I am having one of thise days. Usually manage to keep it a quite murmur in the back of my mind but perhaps my feeling a lot healthier today has provided the energy to bring back that voice which keeps asking why and how and when and if. 'Scuse me while I scream a little please.
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*Coke spew across my monitor!!*saw_man1 said:The announcement that 65 year old Harrison Ford will star in the fourth and last Indiana Jones movie, had me wondering what a suitable title might be. How do these sound?
Indiana Jones and the Catheter of Doom
or
Raiders of the Lost Depends
The possibilities are endless.
graceanne said:I'm having one of those days where I don't feel like it's me. Like this is all a dream, and I'm gonna wake up and be 12 and still stuck with my mother. Actually that's been going on for a couple of days.


@}-}rebecca---- said:I would just like to say that , the mod person Cat or whatever her name is, is quite obnoxious.
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Oh my .......... "nasty bitch" that feels like an upgrade from where I sit.catalina_francisco said:LOL, nasty bitch...just wait until I'm in your neighbourhood next!!![]()
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@}-}rebecca---- said:Oh my .......... "nasty bitch" that feels like an upgrade from where I sit.
You sweet talk me so![]()
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Did I mention I am moving : whistles :

Sir_Winston54 said:Congratulations on the invitation to keynote, and also on the award if that occurs!
RJMasters said:......
I think I am going to take a walk in the park as the sun sets and just enjoy all that has happened.
~Rich
RJMasters said:Thank you.
The speech was a huge success. Many waited afterwards to shake my hand and let me know that it was worth the 2500.00 price tag of the conference to hear what I had to say.
Both the Vice President and the CEO of the company who was hosting the conference shook my hand and told me how impressed they were with not only my speech but with all we had done with the website.
After my speech we all went to lunch, then we attended the All-star awards, which they ran like the emmys in that they announced three nominations from 100s of possible winners for 20 specific categories. We were nominated for the best online community category and we won.
It was a special moment when Ed (the vice president) spoke up, you could have heard a pin drop across the room after what he said truly registered on all that were there. YOu see most of the people here at the conference obviously are larger corporations and many of the platnuim and gold partnering developing companies have huge development teams with 100s of thousands of dollars for developing budgets. When he explained that 2 people, with less than 25k, in a period of less than 4 months developed the site, you could literally see people's jaws dropping in disbelief. After that moment of pause, there was a tremendious applause which I could tell was heartfelt.
Afterwards many of the other developers waited in order to come shake my hand out of respect and to just let me know how amazing it was to have accomplished all that we did.
It really was a special and partly an emotional moment for me as there was a lot of pride and humility hitting me all at once. The realization of it all just seemed too much to take in. It will forever be a special moment that I will always carry with me.
Ordinarily I probably wouldn't even register on the radar of many of these men and women who lead technology development teams and companies of fortune 400 and 500 companies, but this day they each took turns shaking my hand to let me know that I had earned their admiration and respect.
I think I am going to take a walk in the park as the sun sets and just enjoy all that has happened.
~Rich

Ohhh Congratulations Mr Masters. You have invested a great deal of time in your craft. How wonderful it is that your achievements have been recognized. Thrilled by default for you my friendRJMasters said:Thank you.
The speech was a huge success. Many waited afterwards to shake my hand and let me know that it was worth the 2500.00 price tag of the conference to hear what I had to say.
Both the Vice President and the CEO of the company who was hosting the conference shook my hand and told me how impressed they were with not only my speech but with all we had done with the website.
After my speech we all went to lunch, then we attended the All-star awards, which they ran like the emmys in that they announced three nominations from 100s of possible winners for 20 specific categories. We were nominated for the best online community category and we won.
It was a special moment when Ed (the vice president) spoke up, you could have heard a pin drop across the room after what he said truly registered on all that were there. You see most of the people here at the conference obviously are larger corporations and many of the platinum and gold partnering developing companies have huge development teams with 100s of thousands of dollars for developing budgets. When he explained that 2 people, with less than 25k, in a period of less than 4 months developed the site, you could literally see people's jaws dropping in disbelief. After that moment of pause, there was a tremendous applause which I could tell was heartfelt.
Afterwards many of the other developers waited in order to come shake my hand out of respect and to just let me know how amazing it was to have accomplished all that we did.
It really was a special and partly an emotional moment for me as there was a lot of pride and humility hitting me all at once. The realization of it all just seemed too much to take in. It will forever be a special moment that I will always carry with me.
Ordinarily I probably wouldn't even register on the radar of many of these men and women who lead technology development teams and companies of fortune 400 and 500 companies, but this day they each took turns shaking my hand to let me know that I had earned their admiration and respect.
I think I am going to take a walk in the park as the sun sets and just enjoy all that has happened.
~Rich

RJMasters said:Thank you.
The speech was a huge success. Many waited afterwards to shake my hand and let me know that it was worth the 2500.00 price tag of the conference to hear what I had to say.
Both the Vice President and the CEO of the company who was hosting the conference shook my hand and told me how impressed they were with not only my speech but with all we had done with the website.
After my speech we all went to lunch, then we attended the All-star awards, which they ran like the emmys in that they announced three nominations from 100s of possible winners for 20 specific categories. We were nominated for the best online community category and we won.
It was a special moment when Ed (the vice president) spoke up, you could have heard a pin drop across the room after what he said truly registered on all that were there. YOu see most of the people here at the conference obviously are larger corporations and many of the platnuim and gold partnering developing companies have huge development teams with 100s of thousands of dollars for developing budgets. When he explained that 2 people, with less than 25k, in a period of less than 4 months developed the site, you could literally see people's jaws dropping in disbelief. After that moment of pause, there was a tremendious applause which I could tell was heartfelt.
Afterwards many of the other developers waited in order to come shake my hand out of respect and to just let me know how amazing it was to have accomplished all that we did.
It really was a special and partly an emotional moment for me as there was a lot of pride and humility hitting me all at once. The realization of it all just seemed too much to take in. It will forever be a special moment that I will always carry with me.
Ordinarily I probably wouldn't even register on the radar of many of these men and women who lead technology development teams and companies of fortune 400 and 500 companies, but this day they each took turns shaking my hand to let me know that I had earned their admiration and respect.
I think I am going to take a walk in the park as the sun sets and just enjoy all that has happened.
~Rich

Why does the term 'peanut gallery' suddenly resonate from hereShankara20 said:
RJMasters said:Thank you.
The speech was a huge success. Many waited afterwards to shake my hand and let me know that it was worth the 2500.00 price tag of the conference to hear what I had to say.
Both the Vice President and the CEO of the company who was hosting the conference shook my hand and told me how impressed they were with not only my speech but with all we had done with the website.
After my speech we all went to lunch, then we attended the All-star awards, which they ran like the emmys in that they announced three nominations from 100s of possible winners for 20 specific categories. We were nominated for the best online community category and we won.
It was a special moment when Ed (the vice president) spoke up, you could have heard a pin drop across the room after what he said truly registered on all that were there. YOu see most of the people here at the conference obviously are larger corporations and many of the platnuim and gold partnering developing companies have huge development teams with 100s of thousands of dollars for developing budgets. When he explained that 2 people, with less than 25k, in a period of less than 4 months developed the site, you could literally see people's jaws dropping in disbelief. After that moment of pause, there was a tremendious applause which I could tell was heartfelt.
Afterwards many of the other developers waited in order to come shake my hand out of respect and to just let me know how amazing it was to have accomplished all that we did.
It really was a special and partly an emotional moment for me as there was a lot of pride and humility hitting me all at once. The realization of it all just seemed too much to take in. It will forever be a special moment that I will always carry with me.
Ordinarily I probably wouldn't even register on the radar of many of these men and women who lead technology development teams and companies of fortune 400 and 500 companies, but this day they each took turns shaking my hand to let me know that I had earned their admiration and respect.
I think I am going to take a walk in the park as the sun sets and just enjoy all that has happened.
~Rich






I know you're quite (and rightfully) pleased at the response to your speech, and at the success you worked so hard to achieve. Congratulations again - you've earned it.RJMasters said:Thank you.
<Snipped only because it's already been quoted 3 or 5 times>
I think I am going to take a walk in the park as the sun sets and just enjoy all that has happened.
~Rich
RJMasters said:Thank you.
The speech was a huge success. Many waited afterwards to shake my hand and let me know that it was worth the 2500.00 price tag of the conference to hear what I had to say.
Both the Vice President and the CEO of the company who was hosting the conference shook my hand and told me how impressed they were with not only my speech but with all we had done with the website.
After my speech we all went to lunch, then we attended the All-star awards, which they ran like the emmys in that they announced three nominations from 100s of possible winners for 20 specific categories. We were nominated for the best online community category and we won.
It was a special moment when Ed (the vice president) spoke up, you could have heard a pin drop across the room after what he said truly registered on all that were there. YOu see most of the people here at the conference obviously are larger corporations and many of the platnuim and gold partnering developing companies have huge development teams with 100s of thousands of dollars for developing budgets. When he explained that 2 people, with less than 25k, in a period of less than 4 months developed the site, you could literally see people's jaws dropping in disbelief. After that moment of pause, there was a tremendious applause which I could tell was heartfelt.
Afterwards many of the other developers waited in order to come shake my hand out of respect and to just let me know how amazing it was to have accomplished all that we did.
It really was a special and partly an emotional moment for me as there was a lot of pride and humility hitting me all at once. The realization of it all just seemed too much to take in. It will forever be a special moment that I will always carry with me.
Ordinarily I probably wouldn't even register on the radar of many of these men and women who lead technology development teams and companies of fortune 400 and 500 companies, but this day they each took turns shaking my hand to let me know that I had earned their admiration and respect.
I think I am going to take a walk in the park as the sun sets and just enjoy all that has happened.
~Rich