The ugly sofa thread

Butt ugly couch?

  • Oh god, yes.

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • Pwetty! I want one!

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Is that a couch?

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • Since it's not a thread about Sarah Palin, I don't gave a crap.

    Votes: 1 5.9%

  • Total voters
    17
Time for a bag of silly. I challenge you to find a single piece of furniture that is more hideous than this.

I don't think that is possible. Funny ass idea for a thread though.
 
The curtains are pretty awesome too, by the way.
 
I'd be very afraid to sit on that thing. I get the feeling it would be the last thing I do.
 
You'll never believ me since I never took a photo of it, but I've actually owned one that was even more hideous.

Hey, I was 21 and broke. Sue me.
 
It would REALLY be interesting to meet the person who bought that thing. Just to see if they have a GIANT sense of humor or what.
 
I think that couch was a regular couch, until Sauron sat in it one day.

Or it's a "Where's Waldo" gone horribly, tragically wrong.

Seriously, I feel like he could be sitting in plain sight and I still wouldn't see him. The couch would have swallowed him right up.
 
The slang expression 'fugly' was coined specifically to describe that couch. :D

<----- You won't find atrocities like that at Sofa King!
 
I literally shivered in disgust as I scrolled that picture up.

ugh.
 
Ya know that sofa is starting to look familiar. There's this whore house in Istanbul...
 
How the fuck is someone supposed to sit in the seat in the corner with those armrests? Is that seat for small children or for those who have lost a leg in the war?
 
You'll never believ me since I never took a photo of it, but I've actually owned one that was even more hideous.

Hey, I was 21 and broke. Sue me.
Totally believeable. I've been to flea markets too.
 
I would really like to see SNL do a date skit with this. I mean, what would YOU do if you went to a person's apartment for the first time and saw THIS? Would it be a deal-breaker?

The corner seat is the chastity seat. You gotta keep your legs crossed to sit there. Either that, or throw 'em over the arms. :|
 
I thought it was cases of some odd European beer or soda stacked up.
 
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