The two books I WOULD ban...

Have you ever read either of them completely from start to finish?
 
Never said:
Have you ever read either of them completely from start to finish?


No. But I've seen the effect they have on people...

:(
 
This is completely unispired. If you want to start shit have a good idea, not this tripe.

Tosser!
 
seXieleXie said:
:rolleyes:
it's not really censorship if i'm the one who is the censor!


Damn...an unexepectedly sharp reply!

Now I've got nothing else to say...

You've taken the wind out of my sails...

:D :D
 
The Bible has some hot scenes in it. You can ban all of it but the SoS.
 
Relax, man

p_p_man said:



Damn...an unexepectedly sharp reply!

Now I've got nothing else to say...

You've taken the wind out of my sails...

:D :D

You still have enough hot air to inflate a dirigible.:p
 
Never said:
The Bible has some hot scenes in it. You can ban all of it but the SoS.

True I've seen some of the films.

Now if the hot scenes were translated into English I could understand, I'd probably be the Bible's biggest supporter...

Damned authors, writing for their own egos and not for adult enjoyment...



:D
 
I've just thought of another one...

Literotica.com

Filth pure filth...

Besides none of my stories were included...

:D
 
Slightly serious.

If you ban a thing does it not,sometimes,become much more
interesting and wantable.
 
Herbie Handcock said:
My Picks.

Green Eggs And Ham, and Chicken Little.

:eek: My sons favourite story? How I love to read this story to him night after night till the words are ingrained into my memory. I protest and place Mars And Venus Together Forever by John Gray Phd in it's place. Because I got it for Christmas and it is boring. :D Want it?
 
If I could ban any two books in this world they would be hmmm.... not a damn one.

People have their own opinions and if they want to write them down let them do so.

But then again I have the distinction of being a misfit so I am alone with this opinion.
 
By the bible I am presuming u mean the Christian one? Why not go the whoel way? Lets ban all versions of the Christain bible (including those in modern English for those of you who cannot understand the lovely King James English versions), why not ban the Witch's Bible the Satanic Bible, the Mormon Bible, and of course you have to ban the Torah (sp?) as well!

The books contain people words, which may or may not be inspired by a God/Gods/Goddesses. Its the people that fuck up when they read them.

Five bible's sitting on a shelve aint going to do anymore harm than 5 text books on changing a lightbulb.

No books should be banned, burnt or defaced.
 
Why not just ban all religions?

... and suck the soul right out every man woman and child.

I know that a small vocal number of christians hate what I have practiced and would do anything to wipeout all the other religions of the world. I know that a larger number of christians have been brainwashed to believe that anything even remotely occult in nature is tainted with evil. I guess I should hate christianity, shouldn't I?

I don't. How can I fight for the right to practice and worship as I please and limit the rights of other's with the same hand? I can't. It isn't in me to stoop to that level of hypocracy.

The people who use the Bible and the Koran, or any Holy book for that matter, to justify hatred and bigotry no longer worship god - but instead worship the words on a page. This is idolotry; the idol is merely made of paper instead of stone.

Holy Books are holy because we use them to inspire ourselves, not because they are the "Words of God." These books were written by men who genuinely felt the presence of the divine and sought to communcate what they felt to others... The bigots who twists the words of the prophets of any religion have all cut themselves off from the inspirational aspect of these texts and have turned to a completely literal interpetation, throwing the spiritual into the mire of man's "logic."

If you want to combat the fundementalist bullshit, then try showing people *this* truth and lead them towards understanding God (The Goddess/The Gods/The Tao/The Divine/Whatever) as being more then the book. What you are suggesting just puts you in the same handbasket with them, in my opinion.

[Edit: Sorry - touchy subject for me...]
 
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I really wish I'd said that.

Black_Bird, right on.
 
Vote BlackBird for President

I vote for BlackBird to be President/Prime Minsiter of what ever country Blackbird is in.

Religion is a touchy subject for me too.
 
Astro said:
By the bible I am presuming u mean the Christian one? Why not go the whoel way? Lets ban all versions of the Christain bible (including those in modern English for those of you who cannot understand the lovely King James English versions), why not ban the Witch's Bible the Satanic Bible, the Mormon Bible, and of course you have to ban the Torah (sp?) as well!


Right on Bro! Ban every bleeding version of the Bible and Koran as long as it only counts as two books.

Who needs them? They're a waste of good viewing time!

:D
 
hmm, two books, the words Bible means collection of books.
 
*sighs*

I'm sorry ppman, it just wasn't very funny. I tried to giggle, chortle, laugh, even smile. Yeah, there's a big but. But it's not amusing. Not even slightly.

It's like sticking a band-aid on a book of Genesis when Todd's arm is broken.
 
Re: Relax, man

Mensa said:


You still have enough hot air to inflate a dirigible.:p

I nominate Mensa for the best short answer to this thread. Even if p_p_man adds his little :D at the end of his comments, that doesn't make him any less full of hot air.

The best long answer I think came from Black_bird. Very well presented, as well as just plain GOOD. If everyone thought that way, this world would be a much more pleasant place.
 
Black_Bird...well said.

Censorship is human.
Freedom is divine.
 
Damn it! I'm still pissed off!

Maybe its because I have both books on my shelf right now,
or maybe it's because my best friend happens to be a True Christian, or perhaps its because I've been uninvited to my Family's Holiday get-together for the second year in a row by my grandparents as a result of my faith, but I just can't stop steaming over this!

... but I have an idea of what to do about it.
 
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