The trouble with the world today is...

[Eumenides]

Coffee in a cardboard cup.

*nodsnods* Mandy Patinkin says so. I think I'd have to agree.

 

[zipman]

Coffee in a cardboard cup.

*nodsnods* Mandy Patinkin says so. I think I'd have to agree.

Actually, the cardboard cup would be tolerable if the coffee didn't suck too!

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: The trouble with the world today is...

Actually, the cardboard cup would be tolerable if the coffee didn't suck too!

Even good coffee in a coffee cup is part of what's wrong with the world today!

 

[hogjack]

The idiocy of the general public at large

A concoction of vegetable oil, crushed Crayola crayons, wheat germ mixed in Diet 7-Up being touted as a great elixir.

It's 2003 and people are STILL believing in miracle cures just like it was back in the fucking 1800s.



Oh, and it tastes like crap I may add.

 

[Eumenides]

Re: The idiocy of the general public at large

A concoction of vegetable oil, crushed Crayola crayons, wheat germ mixed in Diet 7-Up being touted as a great elixir.

It's 2003 and people are STILL believing in miracle cures just like it was back in the fucking 1800s.



Oh, and it tastes like crap I may add.

THAT's what's in coffee? I'm suing Juan Valdez. He has told me all these years that it was made of coffee beans.

 

[weed]

If we all took the time to smell the coffee we could sit down and drink it out of a mug.



Tea for me, please.

 

[Eumenides]

If we all took the time to smell the coffee we could sit down and drink it out of a mug.



Tea for me, please.

BINGO! You win the prize!

 

[hogjack]

Trouble

Another problem is that coffee contains microprobes that the Cabal that runs the world uses to control large populations.

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Trouble

Another problem is that coffee contains microprobes that the Cabal that runs the world uses to control large populations.

And here I was led to believe it was the cocaine..

 

[weed]

BINGO! You win the prize!

Can I have it in a mug?

 

[Eumenides]

Can I have it in a mug?

Absomolutely! I put some kalhua in it. Hope you don't mind.

 

[Ice Cold]

Nothing wrong with coffee in a cardboard cup, the old wax ones used to melt at the sides... just ruined the flavor.

 

[Eumenides]

Nothing wrong with coffee in a cardboard cup, the old wax ones used to melt at the sides... just ruined the flavor.

LOL...Suuuuuuuuuurrrrrreeeeeeeee, that was exactly what i was getting at.

 

[hogjack]

Re: Re: Trouble

And here I was led to believe it was the cocaine..

Cocaine does not rule the world. As a nonsentient chemical it has very little motivation to do so.

Now crystal meth is, I have recently learned, a unique life form that does have sentience. We know very little but it's possible it has intentions of either ruling the world or, at the very least, controlling the asian rug market.

 

[weed]

Absomolutely! I put some kalhua in it. Hope you don't mind.

Mmmm....

I take cream, too, please.


Bailey's Irish Cream would go well.

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Re: Re: Trouble

Cocaine does not rule the world. As a nonsentient chemical it has very little motivation to do so.

Now crystal meth is, I have recently learned, a unique life form that does have sentience. We know very little but it's possible it has intentions of either ruling the world or, at the very least, controlling the asian rug market.

Forgive me. It was that damned liberal public education I got in the backwoods of Michigan.

Fuckers told me it was cocaine.

(shit, I need to stop drinking ..lol .. I'm talking about cocaine coffee..)

 

[Purrde Flower]

I love the smell of coffee beans but I really dislike coffee.