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rosco rathbone
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pop_54 said:
Capital fun mate, dance and sing dance and sing, what? let the games begin and all that rot, veni vidi vinci and such.
I believe this round is on you, eh? Make that a double, barman.
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pop_54 said:
An officer and a gentleman...and a scholar, that's what you are XO. Carry on men...dance and sing....whores, all of them.....official penis inspection, 0800 hours....hic....dance and sing...liberty cancelled....I love you, mates....belay that....what shall we do with a drunken sailor, eh?....don't touch me!!!!
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Oh man, I am O-deed on testosterone (or testes). Pops and Rosco: Wow.
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Jesus fucking christ on a motorcycle, I forgot about this thread ... musta been drunk when I started it.
Best car chase scene, no doubt it was Bullitt, the immortal Steve McQueen, Mustang Mach I (1970?) vs ... well, I can't remember now. Was it a GTO?
Was there ever a cooler movie star? Brando was something, but McQueen in The Great Escape on that motorcycle .... I wanted to be him. Still trying.
You goddamn Red Sox fans, this is your year. Are we finally gonna see the Sox-Cubs epic series that should have happened last year? Has Bartman been hunted down and killed yet?
The M's suck, so at least football is up and running soon. I love the Raiders, you know that, but I might have to watch a few Seahawks games this season.......
Best car chase scene, no doubt it was Bullitt, the immortal Steve McQueen, Mustang Mach I (1970?) vs ... well, I can't remember now. Was it a GTO?
Was there ever a cooler movie star? Brando was something, but McQueen in The Great Escape on that motorcycle .... I wanted to be him. Still trying.
You goddamn Red Sox fans, this is your year. Are we finally gonna see the Sox-Cubs epic series that should have happened last year? Has Bartman been hunted down and killed yet?
The M's suck, so at least football is up and running soon. I love the Raiders, you know that, but I might have to watch a few Seahawks games this season.......
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Seahawks should be good this year, only questions seem to be whether they can manage to have the ball last in most games.
'Fraid my boys are going to S-U-K, but I remain a Bolthead, through sheer stubborness and the lightning bolt tatoo'd on my right arm...
'Fraid my boys are going to S-U-K, but I remain a Bolthead, through sheer stubborness and the lightning bolt tatoo'd on my right arm...
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Police accuse man of crime against pig
September 1, 2004
Ouachita Parish Sheriff deputies arrested a West Monroe man for committing a crime against nature Monday night.
Deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, 4266 Jonesboro Road, West Monroe, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with a pig.
Gullette's sister, owner of the pig, said she caught her brother in the act. She said she walked outside because she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs.
When the witness confronted her brother, she said he took off running into the woods.
Deputies left the pig, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly, in the care of the owner, who said someone would come out to her residence to see about the animal.
"I'm embarrassed that this is my brother," she said. "I've never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal."
Maj. Royce Toney, with the OPSO, agreed that the event was a rare incident.
"In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said.
However, Toney said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported.
The owner said her pig, which she fondly refers to as "P-pie," is hiding because she's scared.
Although, Gullette didn't admit to the offense, Royce said the eyewitness and physical evidence were enough to make an arrest.
A crime against nature is punishable by a $2,000 fine or five years in prison.
Gullette was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center. Bond had not been set.
September 1, 2004
Ouachita Parish Sheriff deputies arrested a West Monroe man for committing a crime against nature Monday night.
Deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, 4266 Jonesboro Road, West Monroe, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with a pig.
Gullette's sister, owner of the pig, said she caught her brother in the act. She said she walked outside because she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs.
When the witness confronted her brother, she said he took off running into the woods.
Deputies left the pig, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly, in the care of the owner, who said someone would come out to her residence to see about the animal.
"I'm embarrassed that this is my brother," she said. "I've never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal."
Maj. Royce Toney, with the OPSO, agreed that the event was a rare incident.
"In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said.
However, Toney said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported.
The owner said her pig, which she fondly refers to as "P-pie," is hiding because she's scared.
Although, Gullette didn't admit to the offense, Royce said the eyewitness and physical evidence were enough to make an arrest.
A crime against nature is punishable by a $2,000 fine or five years in prison.
Gullette was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center. Bond had not been set.
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Things are a little slow in West Monroe.Seattle Zack said:
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Whoa there......... Peering through a knot hole in granny's wooden leg..... dum dee dum......... Oh ello folks how's it going... Pigs hey... never thought of that, too wrapped up with the sheep over here.... Ha!!.....
Humph..... I used to have a thing about our neighbours dog until she caught me... She said "you evil man, how low can you sink", I replied "well I once had a Dachshund".
Must go... anyone seen the Captain anywhere
Humph..... I used to have a thing about our neighbours dog until she caught me... She said "you evil man, how low can you sink", I replied "well I once had a Dachshund".
Must go... anyone seen the Captain anywhere
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officer on deck!
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pop_54 said:
as you were as you were carry on men
Come here, lad--yes , you with the eye patch. You've a likely look---a nautical flair. Shipshape and bristol fashion, what? I like a peglegged, parrotshouldered young seaman. Attend, and stay close by my side...Oh, er it's you XO. Damn and and blast all foreign wines and whiskies.
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rosco rathbone said:
oh hell.. now i know what that smell was... .semen!
DOH!
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Ha!! know the feeling well Cap'n... damn French wine and Brandy... some sort of plot I believe to over run us.. hey what.
Now damn me Cap'n you caught me as I was about to be piped ashore... The Trouble and Strife is in the other room seeing to the guests arrival... and I shall be in for hot tongue and cold shoulder if I don't attend soon... damn inconvenient but there is a jolly nice filly among the guests... hey what... hopefully see you later Sir.
Now damn me Cap'n you caught me as I was about to be piped ashore... The Trouble and Strife is in the other room seeing to the guests arrival... and I shall be in for hot tongue and cold shoulder if I don't attend soon... damn inconvenient but there is a jolly nice filly among the guests... hey what... hopefully see you later Sir.
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vella_ms said:
"the semen of these seamen, is seemingly cement!"
our union was ruined when the jews spent the dues on booze....
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pop_54 said:
carry on XO and may you never fall afoul of a lee shore. I've my weather eye upon your nether eye.
steward! bring me my tea on the quarterdeck, and throw a pail of slops upon the astral navigator, the sot, he's made a dogs breakfast of the course...six bells already? serve out the grog ration at once!
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"Way-back" Wasdin Gave up a couple of dingers tonight, and Boston beats Texas moving to within 2 1/2 games of New York who lost to Baltimore. On August 15, Boston trailed NY by 10 1/2 games.Seattle Zack said:
Shades of 1978 in reverse?
Hope springs eternal.Kevin Millar looks like Ulysses S. Grant with that new beard-thing growing on his face.
You will not see Red Sox/Cubs in the WS. It would be just too much to have Nomar coming back to Boston for the World Series. Those kinds of things only happen in poorly written books.
Leave poor Steve Bartman alone. The only real criminal was Boston's former mismanager Very Little.
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With Rosco and Pop around, I do believe there's going to be some friggin' in the riggin'.
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Vincent E said:
Yes, Cub fans, leave that poor dude alone. There was only a possibility that Alou would catch that ball and if your shortstop does not blow a routine play than the whole thing is forgotten. Blame the guy who gets paid to catch things for not catching, not the dude who paid for a ticket.
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doormouse said:doormouse leaves her top at the door and takes a seat.
Bartman is Bart Simpson?
No, Steve Bartman is some poor sob who Cub fans blame for interfering with a foul ball. It was one of a series of misfortunes that occurred for them in the National League Championship series against Florida last year.
Um, DM? Being a gentleman, I will give you 30 seconds to put that top back on or else prepare yourself for a good lickin'. And if I start above, I will be going below.
