The Sweet Liar's thread

[Prince Romeo]

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

 

[Nora]

No really, I *DO* want you to play me every song you've ever liked in your entire life. I have nothing better to do.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Yeah, you're real submissive alright.

 

[Guest]

You're the FIRST guy I've ever done THIS with! Really!

-X-

 

[Guest]

.....Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays...



-X-

 

[Prince Romeo]

Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

 

[Guest]

Don't Stop! I promise I won't cum in your mouth!!


-X-

 

[glamorilla]

i'm irreplaceable.

 

[Guest]

You haven't aged a day!

OR

You look just like you did back in high school!


-X-

 

[Guest]

Quitters never win, and winners never quit.


-X-

 

[Prince Romeo]

You need to think this through. Don't make a rash decision.

 

[Prince Romeo]

You're just like all the rest.

 

[Guest]

Want to hear someone say something, even though you know it's a total lie. Come here if you want to hear complete bullshit. That's the only thing guaranteed.

I'll start:

You are important to this organization. We could use more people like yourself. Even though you are taking on more responsibility for the same pay, you'll be proving you can operate at the next level. You'll get that promotion even sooner.

............And in that same vein.......ANY corporation where the President refers to the employees as the "............., (< fill in the company name) Family"

-X-

 

[Prince Romeo]

I don't mind if you smoke.

 

[Guest]

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.


-X-

 

[bluemuse]

I'm not worried.

 

[bluemuse]

I'm very patient.

 

[Guest]

.

 

[Guest]

(When you DON'T want the person you've been waiting by the phone for to know you've been waiting by the phone.........said as if you're out of breath)

Hi ......Your timing couldn't be better - I just this second walked in the door!


(Or, if you want that person to think that you don't care whether you miss the call or not...........said in a "rushed" (but pleasant) tone of voice)

......WOW...your timing is amazing - I was just on my way out the door!


"............Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.............."

-X-

 

[Pixie]

Things are never as bad as they seem.

 

[Prince Romeo]

My birthday, ha, you know I have everything I want. Don't even bother getting me a gift this year. Really.

 

[MercyMia]

Isn't that INteresting!

 

[Prince Romeo]

I'll call you in the morning.

 

[bluemuse]

I won't call you in the morning.

 

[Prince Romeo]

It just doesn't get any better than this.