The Sweet Liar's thread

[Prince Romeo]

Want to hear someone say something, even though you know it's a total lie. Come here if you want to hear complete bullshit. That's the only thing guaranteed.

I'll start:

You are important to this organization. We could use more people like yourself. Even though you are taking on more responsibility for the same pay, you'll be proving you can operate at the next level. You'll get that promotion even sooner.

 

[glamorilla]

your resume is on file...

 

[J.B.]

have a nice day.

 

[bknight2602]

Telling someone something, and their actions say something entirely different.

 

[Rhys]

You are the only one.

 

[J.B.]

you look great!

 

[Prince Romeo]

I'll never love again.

 

[Pixie]

We'll get back to you.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I noticed you because of your wit, intelligence and charm, not your looks.

 

[JerseyBoy]

You have already won one of these great prizes

 

[J.B.]

I like you.

 

[Pixie]

It's not you, it's me.

 

[Cleopatra]

It's not you, it's me.

 

[bknight2602]

You have a nice personality.

 

[Cleopatra]

laughs @ Pixie - guess we were lying at the same time!

 

[J.B.]

You could do like the last guy I was seeing to wuss out of something. Look for the tiniest comment he/she makes, blow it all out of proportion, then say “I just need time”

 

[Pixie]

laughs @ Pixie - guess we were lying at the same time!

It wasn't you, it was me...

 

[plasticman33]

You are the most important person in my life, but, I need some space!

 

[Cleopatra]

That <insert color, item of clothing, style of haircut> looks great on you!!

 

[Prince Romeo]

You'll save money by switching your insurance to us. (Until you get your first moving violation and we jack your premium up 200%)

 

[Cleopatra]

You'll save money by switching your insurance to us. (Until you get your first moving violation and we jack your premium up 200%)

Or drop your ass completely.

 

[honeylick]

oh! it's so big!

 

[J.B.]

That <insert color, item of clothing, style of haircut> looks great on you!!

maroon, mumu, buz cut.

"That maroon mumu and the buz cut looks great on you!!"

 

[Cleopatra]

maroon, mumu, buz cut.

"That maroon mumu and the buz cut looks great on you!!"

Genius, J.B.! I didn't think of ALL of them in one lie...*grin*

 

[J.B.]

I try.