The Spark

[ohiobbw]

Savage Kitten's thread (The Gay Test) got me into the other spark tests. So here's where you can post your results from the other tests!

http://test3.thespark.com/sa/slut28.gif

 

[MysteryJKR]

umm I dont like any kind of tests so uhh keep me out. *silly grin*

 

[ohiobbw]

You can take the tests at The Spark

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[ohiobbw]

But you don't have to study for these test, JKR!!

 

[MysteryJKR]

Sooo! *covers ears and shakes head from side to side*

*nabs a quick hug from Ohio and runs out of thread again*

 

[ohiobbw]

The Sex Test

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 9 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 19, in a hotel room.

The info on your 9 future sex partner(s):
7 of them will be female
2 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have a hard time deciding between love and lust.



(Funny since I am 19 now, but I have 3 months left!)

 

[ohiobbw]

Thanks for the hug!!

Looks like I'm the only one who likes these tests!

 

[Angel]

http://test3.thespark.com/ba/bitch69.gif

 

[ohiobbw]

Interesting number there Angel

 

[ohiobbw]

The Pregnancy Test - said I was pregnant now(i'm not, I swear!) and would have 4 childern

The Death Test - said I would die on February 4, 2048, at the age of 66 years old.
I will most likely die from

Cancer (27%)
Suicide (15%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

 

[ohiobbw]

You exhibit a stress percentage of 20%
which barely registers.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.


According to the Stress Test

18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%.

women average only 55%.

the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night.

and 9% were orgasm-free last week.

 

[MysteryJKR]

ok ok!! I took the purity test. Im 85% Pure! Beat that suckas!!

 

[ohiobbw]

Last one for the night, then I'll stop bothering everyone with my worthless drivel!

The good 'ole Purity Test!
You are 61% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

 

[ohiobbw]

I beat you! (It's that nagging virginity issue that makes me so pure!)

 

[MysteryJKR]

you didnt beat me! I got 85% purity! ya cant get more pure than that little missy.

 

[morninggirl5]

you didnt beat me! I got 85% purity! ya cant get more pure than that little missy.

Oh yes, you can JKR. I had a friend in college who was 93% pure and we took the full 400 question version of the test. His goal was to be corrupted to at least 85% pure before he graduated.

 

[Scruffy]

Scruffy is 99 and 99/100ths pure.

I'm dove baby. Pure dove.

 

[Savage Kitten]

i luv The Spark!

but after you take a few of their tests you'll notice that they have a lot of the same questions.... so.. you all have fun there.... and I'll make sure you have quizzes from other sites too

don't ya just luv that lil bitch tag?? hahaha

 

[Willing and Unsure]

the personality test..... MASTERMIND
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker )

the stress test... You exhibit a stress percentage of 9% which barely registers

the pregnancy test.... According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have: 39 children.

the bitch test.... 30% bitch!

the death test.... Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:March 15, 2046 at the age of 64 years old.

the sex test.... Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 2 people! And you'll first have sex at age 19, in a hotel room.
... i guess i dont have too much longer for that first time to happen. i'll only be 19 till beginning of november

the purity test.... You are 62% Pure! (Very interesting.)

 

[ohiobbw]

the sex test.... Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 2 people! And you'll first have sex at age 19, in a hotel room.

That's what it told me too. And I turn 20 at the end of Sept.

 

[MysteryJKR]

WIlling!! Ohio!!!

hehe. oh my gosh!! look at the irony!!

I too got that. I am gonna be 19 in a couple weeks. AND since you two are gonna be 19 for a short time after I turn 19 AND you two got the same sex in a hotel with two people thing......

Dont ya see!?!

Us three are gonna do it!! lol. *straightens hair and spritzes on some cologne*

 

[ohiobbw]

Sounds like a plan, JKR. What do you think Willing?

 

[MysteryJKR]

hehe.

and to think i almost didnt listen to you when you said these tests are ok to take. lol.

*runs away*

 

[ohiobbw]

Don't run, or I'll have to chase you!

See the tests are fun, look what happens when you take tests!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

hey... i'm all for it... just let me know when and where....

and dont run Mystery... i would hate to have to pin you down and hold you there for awhile *tries to look angelic*