The Six Words That Will Seduce Any Woman

[tolyk]

You're right: Why the fuck am I sitting here at 12:30 AM talking shit about Scrabble? Christ I've hit rock bottom.

Welcome to my world..

 

[NoJo]

Welcome to my world..

Yeah, but I don't even have a six pack like you. My son who likes to work out (just got him a bench + freeweights for his b.d.) told me I had a Lurpak. (lurpak is a make of Butter..) I'd have puched him for that, but probably would have broken my hand.

 

[tolyk]

Yeah, but I don't even have a six pack like you. My son who likes to work out (just got him a bench + freeweights for his b.d.) told me I had a Lurpak. (lurpak is a make of Butter..) I'd have puched him for that, but probably would have broken my hand.

This is an old picture, I don't have the six pack anymore.. I finally put on 20 pounds and have a bit of padding now.. I've been trying to gain weight for 7 years.. so I don't mind not having the six pack for a bit.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Is nivana a word?

I mean, I know a lot of words but not that one

Carson, an articulate gentlehorse of breeding and sophistication can have only one response to that sort of insightful and intelligent remark, edged sweetly as it is with equal measures of tact and candor.

Fucking bite me.

 

[tolyk]

Carson, an articulate gentlehorse of breeding and sophistication can have only one response to that sort of insightful and intelligent remark, edged sweetly as it is with equal measures of tact and candor.

Fucking bite me.

So eloquent, you inspire me.

 

[NoJo]

Carson, an articulate gentlehorse of breeding and sophistication can have only one response to that sort of insightful and intelligent remark, edged sweetly as it is with equal measures of tact and candor.

Fucking bite me.

Carson, run, he's turning polysyllabic.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson, an articulate gentlehorse of breeding and sophistication can have only one response to that sort of insightful and intelligent remark, edged sweetly as it is with equal measures of tact and candor.

Fucking bite me.

And here I thought you were mad at me. When and where?

 

[ihavequestions]

I can make your body sing? I think I would just laugh

but...

I bought you these Prada pumps....that would work

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

You're right: Why the fuck am I sitting here at 12:30 AM talking shit about Scrabble? Christ I've hit rock bottom.

Welcome. It's not bad down here. It's greasy, like the floor of a movie theater, but look at all the free popcorn.

 

[NoJo]

Welcome. It's not bad down here. It's greasy, like the floor of a movie theater, but look at all the free popcorn.

Plus if you stay down here long enough, you can look up the women's skirts when they let the next bunch of people in.

 

[shereads]

Plus if you stay down here long enough, you can look up the women's skirts when they let the next bunch of people in.

"I'm looking up your skirt" is only five words. Make it a magic six.

 

[Boxlicker101]

"I'm looking up your skirt" is only five words. Make it a magic six.

You can say "I am looking up your skirt."

 

[BlackShanglan]

"I'm looking up your skirt" is only five words. Make it a magic six.

"I'm looking up your grandma's skirt"?

 

[Rhys]

They were: “I can make your body sing.”

Funny, I thought it was "Have American Express card, will travel"

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: The Six Words That Will Seduce Any Woman

Funny, I thought it was "Have American Express card, will travel"

A lot of us have stopped accepting Amex. Their fees to the seller are outrageous.

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Re: The Six Words That Will Seduce Any Woman

A lot of us have stopped accepting Amex. Their fees to the seller are outrageous.

That figures.

 

[NoJo]

"I'm looking up your skirt" is only five words. Make it a magic six.

"I'm looking up your fucking skirt"

 

[Guest]

"I'm looking up your fucking skirt"

Get to work then. P.

 

[shereads]

Clooney here. Looking up your skirt.

or

Clooney here. Nice panties up there!