The Six Words That Will Seduce Any Woman

[Lucifer_Carroll]

"I'm made entirely of cotton candy."

No...wait that only works in getting girls under the age of six to bite you very hard on the shin. I'm a bit rusty to the bar scene.

 

[minsue]

"I'm made entirely of cotton candy."

No...wait that only works in getting girls under the age of six to bite you very hard on the shin. I'm a bit rusty to the bar scene.

 

[elsol]

Never mind... a repeat...


ElSol

 

[elsol]

With men, a simple, "Hi, sailor," usually does the trick. Nine out of ten times, anyway.

*cough*cough*

Uh... how can I put this...

"Hi" is enough, and not actually necessary.

Curling a finger...

A look even...

If you think really hard at a man, that might be enough.

Sincerely,

ElSol

 

[Boxlicker101]

*cough*cough*

Uh... how can I put this...

"Hi" is enough, and not actually necessary.

Curling a finger...

A look even...

If you think really hard at a man, that might be enough.

Sincerely,

ElSol

Actually, just being female is enough.

 

[NoJo]

Advice:

Just used "Excuse me, I am from Azerbaidjan." Don't try it, it's no good.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Can you even pronounce that?

 

[shereads]

Advice:

Just used "Excuse me, I am from Azerbaidjan." Don't try it, it's no good.

Try, "I need your phone. I own Azerbaidjan, and there's a crisis. If I tell you any more, I'll have to kill you."

Pause for a moment, and appear to be evaluating her, really seeing her, for the first time since you started going through her purse to take her cell phone. Then add:

"What a waste that would be. Rarely in my country do I see a woman with {name of feature} such as yours."

 

[NoJo]

"What a waste that would be. Rarely in my country do I see a woman with {name of feature} such as yours."

Thanks. Do I actually say "name of feature", or is that meant to be a placeholder for a word I have to provide?

 

[shereads]

Thanks. Do I actually say "name of feature", or is that meant to be a placeholder for a word I have to provide?

It's up to you, Mr. President.

 

[Guest]

It's up to you, Mr. President.

aha!
suspicions confirmed.

 

[BlackShanglan]

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Originally posted by shereads

Try, "I need your phone. I own Azerbaidjan, and there's a crisis. If I tell you any more, I'll have to kill you."

Pause for a moment, and appear to be evaluating her, really seeing her, for the first time since you started going through her purse to take her cell phone. Then add:

"What a waste that would be. Rarely in my country do I see a woman with {name of feature} such as yours."
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Thanks. Do I actually say "name of feature", or is that meant to be a placeholder for a word I have to provide?

Damnit, it's an ugly thing when a horse pisses itself laughing.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Damnit, it's an ugly thing when a horse pisses itself laughing.

Just don't make an AV of your cock. All I ask.

Perdita

 

[BlackShanglan]

Just don't make an AV of your cock. All I ask.

Perdita

I can promise you that that image will never appear.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

I can promise you that that image will never appear.

Shanglan

That's not a third hind leg?

 

[BlackShanglan]

That's not a third hind leg?

Look a little closer

 

[NoJo]

Just don't make an AV of your cock. All I ask.

Perdita

A mountain out of a molehilll, methinks, ahaha! (disappears behind huge cloud as he powders face and paints beauty spot with magic marker)

 

[NoJo]

Line from my latest story: "I'm hung like a horse, except for my dick."

 

[BlackShanglan]

Strong as an ox and brains to match?

 

[NoJo]

Strong as an ox and brains to match?

Thank god for ox. Especially if you get X on the triple letter score.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Thank god for ox. Especially if you get X on the triple letter score.

Quizzical.

Nivana.

 

[NoJo]

Quizzical.

Nivana.

Is "Quizzicals" a word? Just in case you put quizzical down.

 

[tolyk]

Why are you talking about scrabble Joe?

 

[NoJo]

Why are you talking about scrabble Joe?

You're right: Why the fuck am I sitting here at 12:30 AM talking shit about Scrabble? Christ I've hit rock bottom.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is nivana a word?

I mean, I know a lot of words but not that one