the simpsons- you know still you love 'em -quotes&epsiode faves

[SkAoUt]

Watched it last nite

Grampa in the Hollabalooza episode:"I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now whats it seems weird and scary to me."
Milhouse (same episode)- "I'm ok today, my mom bought me deodorant!"

 

[warmways]

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."--Jebediah Springfield

The musical episode with Shary Bobbins is another classic.

There's a book called The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D'oh of Homer. Has anyone else heard of it? It's an interesting read, and Simpsons fans don't even have to have an extensive background in philosophy to understand and appreciate it.

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Me fail English? That's unpossible.- Ralph Wiggum

English, who needs that? I'm never going to England!- Homer

I don't know why I did it. I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. - Bart

Trying is the first step towards failure.- Homer

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces... I just know they are about to jab me with something.- Homer

What's the point of going out? We're just going to end up back here anyway.- Homer

 

[metal_minx]

"you don't win friends with salad...you don't win friends with salad" - the episode where lisa becomes vegetarian

“i saw this in a movie where a bus had to SPEED around town and had to keep its SPEED above 50 and if it dropped its SPEED, it would explode. i think it was called “the bus that couldn’t slow down”” -homer

"Ooh, I love your magazine! Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really... really... really... good." - Homer

 

[SleepingWarrior]

What's wrong with this country, can't you even walk down the street without being offered a job?- Waylon Smithers

Oh wow, windows. I don't think I can afford this place- Otto

This place is almost too good, I keep expecting to get the bums rush- Marge We dont have bums in our town Marge. Even if we did we wouldn't rush them, they could move along at their own pace.- Hank Scorpio

Wow a baseball made out of Secritariat- Bart

By the way Homer what is your least favorite country, Italy or France? France. No one ever says Italy.- Hank Scorpio to Homer

So do you expect me to talk? No I expect you to die, and its going to be a very cheap funeral.- Hank Scorpio to James Bunt


All quotes from the episode where Homer goes to work for the Globex Corperation. One of my top 5 favorite episodes of all time.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Ohhhh I remember when the show was in it's prime... I miss those days. It's slipped sooooo badly it's disgusting. Futurama, otoh, just gets better.

Anyways, the artcile that Christo referenced is linked here.

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/02/27/0210234&mode=thread

 

[Kalyn]

Lisa- no, I mean what's inside you right now?
Nelson- Guts, and black stuff.

 

[Starblayde]

Futurama, otoh, just gets better.

Nah... I'm not too fond of it...

there are too many lines from the Simpsons to quote

"total profit to me, negative $59... oh please take my $59...."

*stops bart from putting his hand in the register*

"It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm.... I shall close the cash register at this point"

 

[Tap-Out]

well one of the funniest quotes I've ever seen on the Simpsons is at the start of every episode where Bart is writing on the chalk board. I seen this quote only once and it had me laughing silly.. Bart wrote over and over "Pork is not a verb".

and the other my favourite Simpson quotes is one I use a lot

"Well son, you tried your best and failed miserablly.. the lesson here is... never try" - Homer

 

[AmishPope]

"I heartily endorse this event or product." - Krusty


Homer: Gimmie my gun.

Store Clerk: Hold on there Smokey there's a 2 week waiting period.

Homer: 2 weeks? But I'm mad now!

 

[Guest]

Lisa, just beacuse I understand doesn't mean I care . - Homer

 

[Guest]

"Worst episode ever!" Comic book guy...real name....Louis Lane

I've been trying to remember his name for the longest time - Thanks!!

Ned Flanders as the King of Troy: "I collect large wooden statues. For all of history, whenever anyone gets WOOD, they'll think TROJANS!" I had that as my sig for a long time.


Homer - as his house is burning with Ned's college diploma on his wall "I am so smart! S-M-R-T! "

 

[Guest]

All quotes from the episode where Homer goes to work for the Globex Corperation. One of my top 5 favorite episodes of all time.

So true.... Great AV, BTW.

"Awwww, the Denver Broncos?!?!"

"Mr Scorpion (that's Scorpio) where can I get some business hammocks?"

 

[Guest]

Burns - "Exxxcellent"
Homer - "Exactlyyyy"

Burns - "he reminds me of that fat man I used to ride to school as a youth"

 

[pabloback]

DOH!!!

 

[Liontamr]

"I am so smart.. I am so smart.. S-M-R-T uh I mean.. S-M-A-R-T!!"

A line any of us at the store use whenever someone else pulls a bonehead move.

 

[Sillyman]

Burns

What was I laughing about again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman...hohohohoho...

 

[tin_tinr]

bart as krustys helper
"i didnt do it

 

[metal_minx]

holy macaroni! -homer

lol its used in a bloodhound gang song

 

[metal_minx]

"He insulted me! He called me cheif Piggum....oh wait now I get it ha ha ha!"
- Cheif Wiggum

 

[Guest]

Thay called me Grifty McGriff. I wrote the book on flim-flamming - Grandpa
Wow, he DID write the book on flim-flamming - Bart


I used to griff during the depression. It was either that or work... - Grandpa

 

[Lady_J]

Quotey Goodness

"Miss Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth and I ate, can I have another?"
"No Ralph, just put you head on your desk and sleep while the other children are learning."
"Sleep?! Oh boy, that's where I'm a Viking!"


"Look Mom, Santa's Little Helper is trying to jump over that other dog, but he can't make it. Come on boy, you can do it!"

 

[Lord Emu]

This is loads of fun I rememeber back when I was in school me and my friend would sit at lunch and quote Homer.

"The slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a big fat dynamo and where's that cake?"

"To alcohol the problem and solution to all of lifes problems."

"I have misplaced my pants."

I know a lot of quotes but not much other than this is coming to mind.