the simpsons- you know still you love 'em -quotes&epsiode faves

[metal_minx]

ok i dont care if it seems old or whatever i love the damn simpsons i grew up on them so post your favorite quotes

"i can be a jerk and no one can stop me!" -homer

 

[seXieleXie]

"Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'"

 

[SkAoUt]

Ralph

"it says I Choo Choos you and there's a picture of a train."
also
"The doctor told me I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I quit putting my finger up there."

 

[metal_minx]

hi, i'm troy mcclure you might remember me from such self help tapes as "smoke yourself thin" and "get some confidence, stupid!"- troy mcclure

 

[Mischka]

Marge

But I just swept the Circle of Death.

 

[RastaPope]

"I will now go back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults, rather than absorb them"

 

[Sillyman]

"I need a drink!"

"All we have are Mountain Dew and Crab Juice."

"Eeeeeeww...Mountain Dew. I'll have a crab juice."

 

[christo]

"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

I don't know if you saw it, but Matt Groening was quoted on CNN as saying the Simpsons are "closer to winding it up." Tho he did say that if they win the Emmy for best animated series, that might give them a few more years to "run it into the ground". Let's hope and pray they keep it going. It's only the best television show ever.

Also, tonight was the first time they showed the episode where they go to New York City, and Homer's car is booted in the plaza of the World Trade Center. Thought they'd never show that one again, but they did, and good for them. It's a great episode.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

"No beer, no televison makes homer go crazy"

"oh help me jeebus"

 

[Sillyman]

Barney

Hey, what kind of a hopeless drink to you take me for? HEY, WAIT! SOMEONE LEFT SOME PERFETLY GOOD BEER IN THIS ASHTRAY (glug glug glug)


Uh oh, my heart stopped..........................................................................................................................................................., oh there it goes (glug, glug, glug, glug,...)

 

[metal_minx]

Son, I'm not going to lie to you. You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a
strange man offers you a ride I say take it
- Grandpa Simpson

 

[Shaq]

He said...

"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

I don't know if you saw it, but Matt Groening was quoted on CNN as saying the Simpsons are "closer to winding it up." Tho he did say that if they win the Emmy for best animated series, that might give them a few more years to "run it into the ground". Let's hope and pray they keep it going. It's only the best television show ever.

that in a way I interpreted as within 5 years which isn't too bad.

But he also said when the series ended he would do a string of Simpson movies and in the first he promised Bart would lose his virginity...


fav quotes (paraphrase in some cases)

"That gun had a power over me. I like how God must feel when he's holding a gun" Homer

"Ow, ught, Ow...Ow! OWWWWWWWW!!! OHHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY WOULD YOU WEAR CLEETS TO A STORE!!!" Moe being trampled by a mob outside a store

Honestly....too many great moments and quotes to name....

 

[metal_minx]

"i dont see why i have to get all dolled up" -patty, getting her upper lip waxed "well you dont want to go on your big date looking like yosemite sam, do you?"-marge

 

[metal_minx]

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows,
the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the
blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors--Oh, I'll never be the darling
of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tounges, stroke their beards,
and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'
- Homer

 

[APhil]

Favorite episode.

The musical episode.... classic.

"Gonna paint your wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use an oil-based paint because this wood is pine."

 

[metal_minx]

Alright brain, you don't like me and i don't like you, so let's just do this
thing and I'll go back to killing you with beer.
- Homer

 

[IA951]

yeah man Simpsons fucking rock

Two of my personal favorites are:

When Homer became a pot head.

Homer is at this chili cook-off
and nothing is too spicy for him, so Chief Wiggum gives him this fucked up mutant chili pepper and he goes on a trip.

 

[Sillyman]

"Oh I just had to go for that 1950s retro charm."

"Neeuuhhuuuaaa..."

Sideshow Bob.

 

[Smiley777]

"To start, press any key. Hey, where's the any key?"

 

[metal_minx]

there's very little meat in these gym mats - lunch lady doris
more testicles means more iron - lunch lady doris

 

[warmways]

Simpsons faves

I LOVE The Simpsons. Anyone who doesn't like this show just doesn't get the jokes and obscure references.

The Lurleen Lumpkin episode ("Colonel Homer") is just hilarious--great songs! In fact, anyone who's a Simpsons fan should own the soundtrack albums.

Check out my sig line for one of my fave quotes. It's from the episode where Ned Flanders' house is destroyed by the hurricane.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

My favourite is the episode where Lisa trips...
"I am the lizard queeeeen!"

 

[thegenogoths]

"Worst episode ever!" Comic book guy...real name....Louis Lane

 

[nzwookie]

Thank You Come Again--------APU
Excelleeeeeennnnnttttt ---Monty Burns
My Teeth hurt ----Grandpa Simpson

 

[cactiphile]

"God bless those Pagans" - Homer