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Shankara20

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Please list your vote for good movies staring Steven Seagal.

I just watched Under Siege. I enjoy that movie, but I think the fact that I was in the U.S. Navy might have something to do with it.

There are 4 big boobs in the movie - 2 magnificent boobs on the gal coming out of the cake (Erika Eleniak), and then there is Gary Busey and Steven Seagal. I enjoy watching the first set of boobs, the other two boobs test my ability to watch action movies.

Oh, and if we run out of Seagal movies we can list the best Jean-Claude Van Damme movies..... :eek:




:devil:
 
Shankara20 said:
This may turn out to be the shortest thread...

Please list your vote for good movies staring Steven Seagal.

I just watched Under Siege. I enjoy that movie, but I think the fact that I was in the U.S. Navy might have something to do with it.

There are 4 big boobs in the movie - 2 magnificent boobs on the gal coming out of the cake (Erika Eleniak), and then there is Gary Busey and Steven Seagal. I enjoy watching the first set of boobs, the other two boobs test my ability to watch action movies.

Oh, and if we run out of Seagal movies we can list the best Jean-Claude Van Damme movies..... :eek:




:devil:

my ex boyfriend got me hooked on Steven Seagal movies. some of my favorites are: exit wounds, Above the law,Fire Down Below, On deadly ground,The Patriot, The Glimmer Man...wow there are alot of favorites for me..lol and that's not even all of them..out of those i named i'd have to say that Glimmer Man is my all time favorite, with On Deadly Ground coming in a close second.....as for Jean-Claude Van Damme, i can't stand him
 
lil_slave_rose said:
my ex boyfriend got me hooked on Steven Seagal movies. some of my favorites are: exit wounds, Above the law,Fire Down Below, On deadly ground,The Patriot, The Glimmer Man...wow there are alot of favorites for me..lol and that's not even all of them..out of those i named i'd have to say that Glimmer Man is my all time favorite, with On Deadly Ground coming in a close second.....as for Jean-Claude Van Damme, i can't stand him

I sorta hate to admit it, but I have watched almost all the movies you listed and they are OK, but then I have also watched Van Damme's Bloodsport several times.

*Shank hanging head in shame*
 
OMG, Seagal is such an ass..I can't stand to watch a movie he is in. One of his movies was shot in an area I used to live in...it was a small town so word of his assitude got around quick. The dude stiffed all the waitresses and treated them horribly, poached a deer, and was generally an asshole to everyone. Michael Caine, who is a much bigger star, hung out at the watering hole with the locals and was as nice as could be. That said a LOT to me.
 
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callinectes said:
OMG, Seagal is such an ass..I can't stand to watch a movie he is in. One of his movies was shot in an area I used to live in...it was a small town so word of his assitude got around quick. The dude stiffed all the waitresses and treated them horribly, poached a deer, and was generally an asshole to everyone. Michael Caine, who is a much bigger star, hung out at the watering hole with the locals and was as nice as could be. That said a LOT to me.


LOL, Michael Caine is very comfortable and in touch with who he is though, not to mention so down to earth he nearly sinks right into it. Lovely man who came from not so lovely roots.

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callinectes said:
OMG, Seagal is such an ass..I can't stand to watch a movie he is in. One of his movies was shot in an area I used to live in...it was a small town so word of his assitude got around quick. The dude stiffed all the waitresses and treated them horribly, poached a deer, and was generally an asshole to everyone. Michael Caine, who is a much bigger star, hung out at the watering hole with the locals and was as nice as could be. That said a LOT to me.

not sure i know who Michael Caine is. i don't take what people say about celebrities much to heart unless i see it myself, as someone once told me that Jeff Gordon (nascar racing driver for anyone who doesn't know him) was an asshat and very arrogant and rude, but my dad met him and this was not the case, could have been they caught him on a bad day..or whatever, personally i think we put too much 'restrictions' on what is right and wrong for celebrities to do, like they are not allowed to have bad days, or not allowed to be human and make mistakes...but again, that's just my opinion, which usually is not a very popular one ;)
 
lil_slave_rose said:
not sure i know who Michael Caine is. i don't take what people say about celebrities much to heart unless i see it myself, as someone once told me that Jeff Gordon (nascar racing driver for anyone who doesn't know him) was an asshat and very arrogant and rude, but my dad met him and this was not the case, could have been they caught him on a bad day..or whatever, personally i think we put too much 'restrictions' on what is right and wrong for celebrities to do, like they are not allowed to have bad days, or not allowed to be human and make mistakes...but again, that's just my opinion, which usually is not a very popular one ;)

Umm yeah..here's some info on Sir Michael Caine http://imdb.com/name/nm0000323/


As to the info on Seagal..this was a town of 2000, a hundred or so locals were involved in the production as drivers, construction crew, catering, extras, etc. My next door neighbor was on set for 3 weeks..she worked for the Humane Society and was there for the bear fight scenes in "On Deadly Ground". I heard plenty of first hand accounts. As far as celebs being human and allowed to have bad days..I don't disagree. But a month of bad days? To everyone? Sorry, the wealthy celeb doesn't get a "bad day" pass from me when he stiffed friends of mine repeatedly..and behaved like a petulant child in the process.
 
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lil_slave_rose said:
not sure i know who Michael Caine is.
Oh

My

Gawd!

Michael Caine is a British actor, who has had leading roles in film and TV for something like 50 years. He's been active on the big and small screen since the mid-50's. Some of his best known films would include Zulu, The Ipcress File, Kidnapped, Sleuth, The Man Who Would Be King, A Bridge Too Far, Deathtrap (opposite Christopher Reeve), Educating Rita, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Mr. Destiny, The Cider House Rules, and more recently, Batman Begins and The Prestige.

He's blonde, he's British, he's an awesome actor... for more info, try the International Movie DataBase

Sorry.... :eek: I'm a fan.
 
Evil_Geoff said:
Oh

My

Gawd!

.............

He's blonde, he's British, he's an awesome actor... for more info, try the International Movie DataBase

Sorry.... :eek: I'm a fan.

WOW - EG! you sure can gush at times :D

Zulu - outstanding

The Ipcress File - I so want to see this movie again, I remember it as excellent

Deathtrap (opposite Christopher Reeve) - they worked off each other very well, I consider it Reeve's best

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels funnnnny

The Cider House Rules intense

I respect is work very much.

California Suite was well done as well....



:kiss:
 
callinectes said:
Umm yeah..here's some info on Sir Michael Caine http://imdb.com/name/nm0000323/


As to the info on Seagal..this was a town of 2000, a hundred or so locals were involved in the production as drivers, construction crew, catering, extras, etc. My next door neighbor was on set for 3 weeks..she worked for the Humane Society and was there for the bear fight scenes in "On Deadly Ground". I heard plenty of first hand accounts. As far as celebs being human and allowed to have bad days..I don't disagree. But a month of bad days? To everyone? Sorry, the wealthy celeb doesn't get a "bad day" pass from me when he stiffed friends of mine repeatedly..and behaved like a petulant child in the process.

ah ha...miss congeniality.....but the other movies, i've not seen....thanks for showing me some info on who he is, and sorry i'm a dunce when it comes to actors/actresses
 
Evil_Geoff said:
Oh

My

Gawd!

Michael Caine is a British actor, who has had leading roles in film and TV for something like 50 years. He's been active on the big and small screen since the mid-50's. Some of his best known films would include Zulu, The Ipcress File, Kidnapped, Sleuth, The Man Who Would Be King, A Bridge Too Far, Deathtrap (opposite Christopher Reeve), Educating Rita, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Mr. Destiny, The Cider House Rules, and more recently, Batman Begins and The Prestige.

He's blonde, he's British, he's an awesome actor... for more info, try the International Movie DataBase

Sorry.... :eek: I'm a fan.

*smiles* thanks! and i've never seen any of those movies..i went to the page that someone else sent and found Miss Congeniality..and was the only movie i'd seen with Him in it, and he was pretty funny in it. 'tis one of my favorite movies actually,anyway thanks for the info :)
 
lil_slave_rose said:
ah ha...miss congeniality.....but the other movies, i've not seen....thanks for showing me some info on who he is, and sorry i'm a dunce when it comes to actors/actresses

But, but, but..he is in On Deadly Ground, with Seagal, a movie you said was close to being an all time favorite of yours.
 
Shankara20 said:
This may turn out to be the shortest thread...

Please list your vote for good movies staring Steven Seagal.

I just watched Under Siege. I enjoy that movie, but I think the fact that I was in the U.S. Navy might have something to do with it.

There are 4 big boobs in the movie - 2 magnificent boobs on the gal coming out of the cake (Erika Eleniak), and then there is Gary Busey and Steven Seagal. I enjoy watching the first set of boobs, the other two boobs test my ability to watch action movies.

Oh, and if we run out of Seagal movies we can list the best Jean-Claude Van Damme movies..... :eek:




:devil:
You seriously think he's had a good movie?


LOL... You so funny.
 
callinectes said:
But, but, but..he is in On Deadly Ground, with Seagal, a movie you said was close to being an all time favorite of yours.

huh? he was? lol..shows how much i pay attention, huh?
 
A Desert Rose said:
You seriously think he's had a good movie?


LOL... You so funny.
that is why I expected this to be a short lived thread....

:D
 
The Glimmer Man

Answer is in the title Shank. As for the rest, i could give a shit what the act(o)r/ess is like in real life. i never looked at them as role models, political consultants, nor anything else save entertainment.
 
I have never seen a Segal or vandamm movie I liked...

Michael Caine, otoh is a brilliant actor and was hallarious opposite Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrals.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Answer is in the title Shank. As for the rest, i could give a shit what the act(o)r/ess is like in real life. i never looked at them as role models, political consultants, nor anything else save entertainment.
I've always been quite put off by the Hollywood scene and the ridiculous way that America fawns over celebrities.
 
I don't view celebs as role models, I don't fawn over them etc. If someone crosses my path and is a world class jerk, celeb or not, it influences my opinion of them. I don't like the guy. I also don't like one of my neighbors because he is also a total jerk. What's the difference?
 
Yasashii_Kaze said:
I've always been quite put off by the Hollywood scene and the ridiculous way that America fawns over celebrities.

The cult of celebrity is a load of crap....

I hate that when I am reading the paper looking for real news I hear that K-Fed took a dump, like I care...
 
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