The Shocker...

Teddybear1626

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So my boo performed the shocker on my this weekend and it was glorious during the time but now my ass hurts and its so hard to pee and when i do its only alittle and i have to go to the bathroom all the time now...what do you think is wrong and why did this happen?

*If you dont know what the shocker is its where a person sticks 1 finger up your ass and another in your vagina.
 
Well, it's one in your ass, two in your vagina. Not sure what happened to you though. Give it time.
 
Zergplex Says

Teddybear1626 said:
So my boo performed the shocker on my this weekend and it was glorious during the time but now my ass hurts and its so hard to pee and when i do its only alittle and i have to go to the bathroom all the time now...what do you think is wrong and why did this happen?

*If you dont know what the shocker is its where a person sticks 1 finger up your ass and another in your vagina.

Playtime with your butt can be quite painful/have sideaffects like these your first time or too, I had the same problem too. If it keeps up after a day or so go see a doctor (it's probubly a urinary tract infection if it lasts), otherwise it's rather normal.

-Zergplex
 
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Originally posted by Teddybear1626
So my boo performed the shocker on my this weekend and it was glorious during the time but now my ass hurts and its so hard to pee and when i do its only alittle and i have to go to the bathroom all the time now...what do you think is wrong and why did this happen?

*If you dont know what the shocker is its where a person sticks 1 finger up your ass and another in your vagina.

Excuse me...you had a finger(s) up your ass and your vagina and you think that you're peeing alot is related to that? Well at first that made no sense to me...then I wondered if you have a urinary tract infection which causes a woman to pee alot. You have to be very careful to not have a finger touch your vagina after it's been in your ass. Could that be what happened?
 
does it burn too?

You've got yourself a urinary tract infection hun... to the dr you go to get sulfer based pills. It'll stop burning in a dose or two of the meds, but finish them. And when the bottle says discoloration of urine may occur, no worries, it all goes back to normal when you finish the perscription.
 
Thank everyone for the help. I think i'll be making an appointment w/ the doctor tomorrow
 
as a woman who used to suffer unbelievably with UTI's, i thought i should post this remedy.
it's for those times when you need immediate relief, and can't get to the doc quickly.

1 teaspoon bicarb
juice of 1/2 lemon
full glass of room temp water

stir in bicarb, then add lemon juice.
it will fizz like crazy.
drink while fizzing.
repeat as often as every hour.
(takes about 3 glasses to make a difference.)

this alkalyzes your urine to stop the burning sensation, and stops the bacteria from adhering to the walls of your bladder, enabling you to flush them out.

works like a charm - i haven't had to go on any meds for UTI's since starting this regimen.
 
yup ... I used to get those all the time, sounds like a UTI to me! Treat it quick before it turns into a bladder infection ... once that happens, you'll start peeing blood and it HURTS to pee. Go to the doc ASAP. How did it happen? Well, if your man took the finger from your anus and rubbed it on or near your urethra, that'll do it. Some advice for the future, keep the fingers separate, make sure to pee right after sex, and of course, always wipe front to back. Sometimes, even this doesn't help, so you could drink a lot of cranberry juice, or for an easier way (this is what I do), get some cranberry extract pills and take one a day. It's like $15 for a 3 month supply - SO worth it!!! Good luck! :rose:
 
YUP
I just got over my first bladder infection. It hurt like hell. If I waited one more day, my doc said I would of been in the hospital for a kidney infection.

Not fun at all.

I now drink cranberry juice everyday and pee right after sex.

So far it is working. No more infections.

YEAH
 
Well thats what i had ladies and gents so im on some medicine for that but goodness my ass still hurts! lol
 
Cranberry pills

They are the best thing EVER.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh happy relief. I had a wicked miserable UTI last spring, and another recently. It hurt so much, I just wanted to cry all the time.

Now I do have a bottle of the cranberry pills. I found them at a local GNC health food stores. They had a cheaper, larger bottle with more pills, but they were only 150 mg of active stuff per pill, and a smaller more expensive bottle with 400 mg of whatever it is per pill.

The bottle says to take one to four pills daily, and I take two in the morning... we have a LOT of sex, and a lot of anal play, and I prefer to be on the safe side. If I feel any twinges, I take another two pills during the day, and possibly even another two late at night before bed.

Glad you feel better, teddybear, and doesn't it just make you want to bitchslap that man?!? I couldn't blame my sweetie, but there've been times in the past with other people - GRRR! Tell him if that finger or penis isn't so clean he'd put it in his OWN mouth, it is going nowhere near your vagina! :mad:
 
how do i get my ass to feeling better? Its been a week and my ass still hurts and its bleeding still
 
Teddybear1626 said:
how do i get my ass to feeling better? Its been a week and my ass still hurts and its bleeding still

If it's been a week, and you're still hurting and BLEEDING, get thee to a doctor asap.

And for goodness' sake, leave off the anal play til you do!
 
Teddybear1626 said:
how do i get my ass to feeling better? Its been a week and my ass still hurts and its bleeding still

I seconded the go to a dr. post!

After anal play a warm bath in Aveena oatmeal bath can help. Use witch hazel pads instead of toilet paper, prep h makes some called Tucks. You can also use them for vaginal cleaning too.
 
Teddybear1626 said:
how do i get my ass to feeling better? Its been a week and my ass still hurts and its bleeding still

Another vote for the doctor...I've been a little sore for a day or two after sex, but pain and bleeding after a week isn't normal at all (sounds like a tear which you need to have looked at right away).

If you decide to go for anal play again in the future, you and your partner should thoroughly read The Blank Manual sticky at the top of this forum before anything else happens.
 
Teddybear1626 said:
how do i get my ass to feeling better? Its been a week and my ass still hurts and its bleeding still

Another vote for the doctor...I've been a little sore for a day or two after sex, but pain and bleeding after a week isn't normal at all (sounds like a tear which you need to have looked at right away- it could be very serious).

If you decide to go for anal play again in the future, you and your partner should thoroughly read the Anal section of The Blank Manual sticky at the top of this forum before anything else happens.
 
Thanx for everything my ass is feeling a lot better these days and there will be no anal play for quite a while after that!
 
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