The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread

[Wat_Tyler]

Seriously!!!


I reminded him beforehand, this is a confidential conversation.


I know he just shared it to be helpful, but it still had fangs when it came back around and bit me on the testicleez.


We have a corporate meeting next Tuesday. I'm trying to figure out how to get out of going. I may have to call in from some hospital's ER.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Failing to cast a ballot could have huge ramifications.

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Horse shit!!!


If voting did any good, it wouldn't be legal.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Okay...

I laughed.

Maybe if we outlawed it we would get a better class of voters.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Thursday!!!


Cloudy all day with snow starting tonight and going on into tomorrow. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee, I can hardly wait!!! Not!!!!! It's going to be in the 70s late next week. I knew we wouldn't be so lucky as to get out of winter without one more Arctic blast, not since Glowballl Warming has set in.


All I have is coffee . . . .


Insh'Allah that the coming outlaws will be all the people I'll be looking forward to going to Hell with, too. Infidels United

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[Wat_Tyler]

Home.


Tired.


Waiting for fucking sneau!!!


Off to bed to wait under the covers. Fuck actually seeing it before dawn.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy FAPtastic Friday!!! The little job paid up overnight, and my sidework should pay off today, too. I think.


Well, the snow didn't "pay off", thankfully. We were forecast to have 5-8" by sun-up, but there's snow in the vegetation and none on the pavement, so that's great. Also, it's just at freezing. It'll be cool (40*F) today, and by next Wednesday, it'll be 74.


Go figure.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

We're into a nice, mild weather pattern now.

I cannot enjoy it though. I sneezed yesterday and something in my back popped right where i was injured last week and now I hurt like hell..., at least I have a doctor's appointment next week.

After she gives me an O, it looks like, by the size of that dildo, that's she not giving me much more...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, don't sneeze, damn it.


You should demand reparations.


This snow is such a puny effort. It barely merits the winter boots. Just because it's annoyingly wet, mostly.


Another naked cat picture:

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[4est_4est_Gump]

The witch and her familiar...



Today must be random PM day over at the playground. I'm getting pinged by someone with about 50 posts.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

One never knows with those silly bints.


My brother has gone over to the dark side. He bought a 1994 Ford F250 4x2 with a 7.3 diesel and a stick.


I always knew he had a Ford lover's heart where his soul should have been.


Obviously, Mom helped Satan spawn another one, the hussy.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Hey, a good deal is a good deal.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Found On Road, Dead.


I remember he was nattering about buying a Ford when he bought the Dodge he just unloaded. At the time, I had a Chevy I had bought new and had put 80,000 totally trouble-free miles on, and he wouldn't hear of even looking at one.


And that was after he had had nothing but trouble with a Ranger.


Go figure . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

So far, no complaints about mine...



'Cept from you.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And you expect for that to change . . . when, exactly????


That's right, NEVER!!!!! I have my reputation to think of . . . .


At least he has the pre-PowerStroke diesel, so he shouldn't have those headaches to put up with.


Off to see the thankless worthless work weasels, in the snow, no less. Is there no end to my sanctity and general goodness???? Apparently not . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Another bumper sticker on a high end model...

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[miles]

Another bumper sticker on a high end model...

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Looks like a Photoshopped Megyn Kelly.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was thinking Carrie Underwood, to be honest...



I have a crush on her.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Who cares????


H000rs iz h000rz. What have we got here? Whores, Billy.


I'm off, except I'm on call. I already had one . . . to change a motherfucking fuse.


Motherfucker, mother fuck a motherfucking fuse!!!

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[miles]

So, don't sneeze, damn it.


You should demand reparations.


This snow is such a puny effort. It barely merits the winter boots. Just because it's annoyingly wet, mostly.


Another naked cat picture:

https://erotixx.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/1974-05-01marilynlange.jpg

Old School - when tits were tits.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And twits were twits.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy motherfucking Saturday!!! Bitches!!!!!


That's every fucking day at Twiterotica, yo.


Side Work Saturday, that's what today is.


I guess I'll have to take a vacation at some point to do my own work around here. Meanwhile, it's waited this long, so it can wait a little bit more.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Good morning.



I had to exit work early.

I think I finally figured it out, I think I cracked the backside of my floating rib...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You're not s'posed to do that, Chief.


Or in terms of Political Correctness, Jefe. I like that. I just thought of it with my yet-to-become-coffee-addled brain.


I'm still thinking of how to have a medical emergency to get out of the corporate meeting on Tuesday.


"Lizabeth, I'm a'comin' to jine ya, Honey.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Redd Foxx was so funny.



Red Green is almost as funny.

Thats the funny thing about Canadians, they are always 'almost...'

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Aspirations don't grow well to action in the frozen Arctic wastes.


It's so much simpler to be wasted . . . .


Aspiration is so fragile, and Fear is so rapacious . . . .

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