The "Self-Facial"
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blklthrjkt
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Brings on the cum for me too!
Curious_Rob
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me too! love it!
FallenAngelsSlut
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I have done it before... fun once n awhile...
blklthrjkt
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Considering doing it soon... as in today!
I came across these pages last week about using a turkey baster as an ejaculating dildo:
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/baster/
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/practice_swallowing.shtml
Needless to say, I picked one up from the dollar store
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/baster/
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/practice_swallowing.shtml
Needless to say, I picked one up from the dollar store
Bicuriousone
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I don't know about the ladies but I enjoyed the Hell out of it.
cramer-FL
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I came across these pages last week about using a turkey baster as an ejaculating dildo:
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/baster/
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/practice_swallowing.shtml
Needless to say, I picked one up from the dollar store
Interesting.
Is this group still available? I can't seem to get to it
Bollock_Head
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My "Self-Facials" are more about me liking to cum on my face and less about playing the female role. If that is what you like more power to you and I hope it helps your orgasm. For me though, bring on the cum...lol
FILTHY FUCKING FAG!!
Bump.
yoursdiscreetly
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i have tried the curl w feet over head
sometimes it works so great...
but i often miss alot. its rush at the
moment, but you know the feeling 5 minutes
later is not so great.
i have cleaned my wife out afterward a few times.
i find that if i rest for 20 minutes after i cum
then i can get in the mood to eat my own from her.
she usually just LOVES it. Wow !
sometimes it works so great...
but i often miss alot. its rush at the
moment, but you know the feeling 5 minutes
later is not so great.
i have cleaned my wife out afterward a few times.
i find that if i rest for 20 minutes after i cum
then i can get in the mood to eat my own from her.
she usually just LOVES it. Wow !
sandiego1
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my wife went to sleep next to me one night just a few days ago. i was horney so i pulled out my plastic dick from the night stand and started to suck it. i was getting into it(you know, worship the dick in your mouth). she turned around and saw me and i could tell she was turned on.
she watched for a few minutes while i "performed" for her and she just had enough i guess. she threw back the covers and went down on my hard dick. i fucked my ass with the toy while she really sucked me good. the whole time she was asking me if a dick is what i wanted. "yes" asked me if i wanted a big dick in my mouth? "yes" asked if i wanted that big dick to spray my face and open mouth with hot cum? "YESSSS"
i couldnt hold back anymore. i burried that now vibrating dick balls deep in my ass as i was about to shoot. i told her i was going to cum and all the sudden she yanks my legs over my own head putting my throbbing dick inches from my own face. she asked me if hot cum is what i wanted right now? alls i could do was open my mouth for the first blast.
i came sooo much! i felt the hotness from my come as i splattered my own face with about 6 big squirts. she held me over and jacked me off like a porn star while my ass squeezed the dick. my whole face was covered includind a mouth full of my own cum. she talked dirty shit to me the whole time i was taking shots in the face. i loved it!
she let my legs go and i pulled out the dick and she licked my face. i was so drained and satisfied. we cum kissed and she asked me what it was like to take a mans load in the face like shes had before. then she told me in my ear(as she licked cum) that she cant wait to see me on my knees sucking a nice dick.
ill keep you posted!
(sorry so long, got excited! shell be home in the morning and my dick is hard)
my wife went to sleep next to me one night just a few days ago. i was horney so i pulled out my plastic dick from the night stand and started to suck it. i was getting into it(you know, worship the dick in your mouth). she turned around and saw me and i could tell she was turned on.
she watched for a few minutes while i "performed" for her and she just had enough i guess. she threw back the covers and went down on my hard dick. i fucked my ass with the toy while she really sucked me good. the whole time she was asking me if a dick is what i wanted. "yes" asked me if i wanted a big dick in my mouth? "yes" asked if i wanted that big dick to spray my face and open mouth with hot cum? "YESSSS"
i couldnt hold back anymore. i burried that now vibrating dick balls deep in my ass as i was about to shoot. i told her i was going to cum and all the sudden she yanks my legs over my own head putting my throbbing dick inches from my own face. she asked me if hot cum is what i wanted right now? alls i could do was open my mouth for the first blast.
i came sooo much! i felt the hotness from my come as i splattered my own face with about 6 big squirts. she held me over and jacked me off like a porn star while my ass squeezed the dick. my whole face was covered includind a mouth full of my own cum. she talked dirty shit to me the whole time i was taking shots in the face. i loved it!
she let my legs go and i pulled out the dick and she licked my face. i was so drained and satisfied. we cum kissed and she asked me what it was like to take a mans load in the face like shes had before. then she told me in my ear(as she licked cum) that she cant wait to see me on my knees sucking a nice dick.
ill keep you posted!
(sorry so long, got excited! shell be home in the morning and my dick is hard)
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cramer-FL
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FILTHY FUCKING FAG!!
Bump.
It appears we have a new friend that is still in the closet. I suggest everyone pm him regularly.
undermythumb1
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can't say i enjoy it, much less done it. but the other day i was jacking off for my gf on cam and hadn't gotten off in 3 or 4 days. she wanted me to cum hard and big so i had to wait to cum. i shot the biggest cumshot of my life! i was lying down and 2 or 3 shots went right into my face...i was kind of embarrassed to be honest
Rexman9
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I love when I'm on my back and my wife is on my side jerking me off. Ours heads are next to each other as we watch and wait for cum to erupt from my cock and fly towards us; landing on my chest and our faces. We then take the time to clean each other up 
yummy It's so erotic.
It's even hotter when I'm in a bra, looking between my cleavage and seeing cum fly and land not just on us but on my tits too. I cum so hard then.
yummy It's so erotic.It's even hotter when I'm in a bra, looking between my cleavage and seeing cum fly and land not just on us but on my tits too.
I cum so hard then.texascuriousone
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very hot
I just tried it for the first time last night. I loved every drop of it and was able to get some in my mouth and on my face. Didn't think at the time to leave the cum on my face and look in the mirror but i guess that's what tonight is for. Now I can't wait to feel another mans load hit my face.
I just tried it for the first time last night. I loved every drop of it and was able to get some in my mouth and on my face. Didn't think at the time to leave the cum on my face and look in the mirror but i guess that's what tonight is for. Now I can't wait to feel another mans load hit my face.
none2_none2
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Didn't your parents ever warn you not to to self-facials? They can truly lead to blindness.
This is probably my wife's favorite way to make me cum. She'll put her panties on me and rub my cock real hard through them when we're laying on the bed. When I'm about to cum, she puts my feet over my head so I'm staring right at my dick. She'll pull the panties down just a little bit and start jerking me off. You should see her smile and giggle while I cum all over my face and in my mouth. She is so mean to me sometimes.....
lustyfella
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self facial
i'm with you guys. i love self facials. i do it every once in a while when i'm feeling especially horny. but, after my girlfriend and i had been going out for about a year she asked me if i ever did anything interesting when i'm playing by my self. i hesitated but then told her about my putting my legs above my head and masturbating. she got turned on and asked me if i really did that. i said 'yes' and she said 'show me'. i was actually kind of embarrassed to have told her about my private sex life. but, she insisted and i proceeded to place my butt up against the wall next to her bed and kind of walk my feet up the wall until i could drop my legs closer to my face. i proceeded to play with myself (and she started rubbing her lovely pussy) and told her 'i'm gonna cum'. she started rubbing faster and said 'do it. i want to see you cum in your mouth'. that's all it took. i squirted cum in my mouth and face as she rubbed herself to orgasm. it was such a turn on! after we settled down and i still had cum in my mouth and on my face she leaned down and we cum kissed. it was fantastic.
i'm with you guys. i love self facials. i do it every once in a while when i'm feeling especially horny. but, after my girlfriend and i had been going out for about a year she asked me if i ever did anything interesting when i'm playing by my self. i hesitated but then told her about my putting my legs above my head and masturbating. she got turned on and asked me if i really did that. i said 'yes' and she said 'show me'. i was actually kind of embarrassed to have told her about my private sex life. but, she insisted and i proceeded to place my butt up against the wall next to her bed and kind of walk my feet up the wall until i could drop my legs closer to my face. i proceeded to play with myself (and she started rubbing her lovely pussy) and told her 'i'm gonna cum'. she started rubbing faster and said 'do it. i want to see you cum in your mouth'. that's all it took. i squirted cum in my mouth and face as she rubbed herself to orgasm. it was such a turn on! after we settled down and i still had cum in my mouth and on my face she leaned down and we cum kissed. it was fantastic.
Your wife is a woman after my own heart. I love to watch my man-boy's face splattered by his own cum. Beg her to PM me.
ilike2try
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Good 'n' sexy post, Lusty. I'm glad you and your lady are now able to mutually enjoy you giving yourself a warm, gooey facial... and the post-facial cum kissing sounds, well, delicious.
I used to give myself the occasional facial, though at 55, I'm a little leery of trying anything that will knock something out of whack. So these days I'm content with eating my cum every now and then.
I used to give myself the occasional facial, though at 55, I'm a little leery of trying anything that will knock something out of whack. So these days I'm content with eating my cum every now and then.
gingermango
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Back when I was stuck in my first marriage (to a very vanilla woman) and before I met any similarly-kinky friends, self-facials and shooting into my open mouth were some of my favorite things to do solo, especially with a dildo or plug in my ass.
Ah, good times, good times . . .
Ah, good times, good times . . .
